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u/Atilla-The-Hon Chef 1d ago
Forgot that this was actually the B plot lol
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u/HiiiTriiibe 1d ago
Ur not wrong lmao, initiaillyc, i was like, hey, Randy’s fighting arc is definitely the main plot but then I remembered they started out playing basketball
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u/Useful_Tap2656 Southpark Fan 22h ago
Baseball back in the day seriously was like this too. Depending on how good ur team was, u just kept going and going. It was like look i just wanna go home and play N64.
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u/GrittyForPres 1d ago
That was the A plot and you can’t convince me otherwise. The kids baseball season was the side story. We were all watching to see Randy fight other alcoholic dads lol. Randy vs Bat Dad was obviously the headline event.
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u/ThisIsGoodBud 2d ago
KEYSHAWN
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u/GhirahimJohnson 1d ago
i lowkirkenuinely felt bad for keyshawn… he was trying to turn it all around and stop pimping
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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind Southpark Fan 1d ago
No doubt. That was commitment to the long game in that bust. A Swiss Chalet. Keyshawn was quite stricken with Yolanda.
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u/masseffect2134 1d ago
Stan trying to return his dad’s margaritaville.
I’m sorry sir it’s not do-able, I’m un-able sir.
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u/Anti-Itch 1d ago
It’s improb-ableh but not impossi-bleh
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u/headtheatre 1d ago
I do this at school with kids when they ask for something during a chill lesson. That's a prob-ableh, its not impossi-bleh. The kids love it and have not seen it before (due to being primary age)
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u/joe-dimaggio 1d ago
I worked at Sur La Table at the time this came out and that joke REALLY hit me
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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago
I still don’t get why he was speaking like that, is it like a Latin joke or something. One of the only jokes in South Park I still don’t get
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u/masseffect2134 1d ago
He works for Sur-La-Table. You think it’s pronounced how it sounds, but because people want to sound fancy they pronounce it tab-la, they just spread it to other words.
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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago
Oh, so it’s a joke about the store, thanks so much for letting me know. It’s always kind of annoyed me because the best I could think was it was a joke tied into the passion storyline, like he was speaking Latin like a Roman, but that never made full sense to me.
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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1d ago
"Sur La Table" is French for "on the table".
The joke is using the French pronunciation of "-ble" for all the English words as well.
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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago
I’m excited now to rewatch the episode, and actually get the joke. Time to dig out my South Park dvd collection 😁
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u/punishedbiscuits 2d ago
“hand me that evidence bag!”
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u/BRawkPG 1d ago
I can fit more of you in there!
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u/punishedbiscuits 1d ago
Half of them didn’t even use a condom! DON’T YOU KNOW ALL THE DISEASES YOU CAN GET FROM A PROSTITUTE?
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u/More_Bigger 2d ago
Dude when he like, queefs it into the bag?
Tears streaming down my face laughing.
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u/Tacoman404 1d ago
They legit shit out a gallon bag's worth of spooge.
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u/Whitezombie65 1d ago
Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen, thought I'd have a heart attack first time I saw it
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u/MaesterPraetor 1d ago
Book em for sex with a prostitute... Or something like that
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u/SneezyMcBeezy 1d ago
Take em ALL down to the station for oral AND anal sex with a prostitute. Half of em didn’t even use a condom!
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u/NaiRad1000 1d ago
They don’t show it but oh my god. It was such a mix fo laughter and disgust. And the bag was so full! 🤣
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u/Sandusky666 1d ago
The Christmas episode for I believe season 7 or 8, Red Sleigh Down. The entire B plot is Jimmy singing the 12 Days of Christmas at the tree lighting ceremony while the boys are off with Jesus and Santa. Fucking kills me every time.
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u/Dakotakid02 1d ago
Ffffffffffffffivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeee golden rrrrrrrreinnnnnggggsss baaaaa dum dum dum…….
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u/TryTraditional5787 2d ago
FREEEZE!
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u/UnopenedBeer 1d ago
Cops on standby think they’re about to hear the code word for the arrest once the cash is handed over just for Detective Harrison Yates to fuck the guy first 😂
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u/scottyjrules 1d ago
Stan and Kenny trying to get a refund from Mel Gibson
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u/Biggersteinkins 1d ago
"Say what you want about Mel Gibson... but the son of a bitch knows story structure."
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u/xxxchocolatebearxxx 1d ago
“GODDAMMIT HOW COME EVERY TIME US CHINESE PUT A WALL, STUPID MONGORIANS HAVE TO COME AND KNOCK IT DOWN!?!?!?”
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u/GeauxFarva 1d ago
I still think one of the funniest / surprising story lines in the show is him in general. I never would’ve picked crazy white man in Chinese cosplay if I had a gun to my head. And then everyone just goes along with it as if it just another Tuesday.
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u/mr_bots 1d ago
Humancentipad
The main plot is mid, the B plot is gold.
“Why don’t you go across the street and buy some condoms because we should atleast be safe if you’re going to fuck me, mom! You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked!”
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u/Rude_Wolverine3170 1d ago
The South park documentary shows them creating this episode. Trey reading this line is amazing
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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago
...or Vannilu paistu!! Oh no Kayru, I berieve in yoouuuuuiuu!!!
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u/Shadow328 Southpark Fan 1d ago
Oh no! Cuttlefish about to come out of asshole! Hold on Kayru, I BERIEVE IN YOUUHHH!!!!
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u/shadow31802 1d ago
"Sniff W-well can we at least stop and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after i geT FUCKED!"
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u/iznotbutterz 1d ago
I usually rotate, "I wish I put on lipstick if I knew we were gonna get fucked tonight" during periods of high volume at work.
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u/unholyswordsman 1d ago
Butter's Bottom Bitch is my favorite episode in the series.
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u/ItsTheFuckening 1d ago
Look, look at Stan right there. He's got to sit there and listen to all her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him.
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u/Bister_Mungle 1d ago
The behind the scenes footage of Bill Hader and Trey Parker trying to do the lines for these two guys will never not cheer me up when I'm feeling down.
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u/taylorallie 1d ago
Wut fer?
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u/BeefLilly 1d ago
“I don’t know. But he just gets up there, and fills up his britches like it’s going outta style”
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u/Legitimate_Salad_775 2d ago
I can’t decide which one is best: Russel Crowe or Timmy and The Lords of the Underworld
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u/XerxesJester 1d ago
Russel Crowe for sure
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u/Mr_Plow97 1d ago
The b plot when Saddam goes back to Hell and tries to kill Chris to get back with Satan
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u/Soup-Wizard 1d ago
Cartman rescuing the cats like Schindler during the Cheesing episode. The irony is completely lost on him.
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u/sparklygemforest jimmy valmer supremacy 1d ago
Jimmy taking the entire episode to sing the 12 days of Christmas.
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u/Ryuuken1127 1d ago
HEY MR. TAKAYAMA! DID YOU KNOW CHINA & JAPAN ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRY?
REARRY???
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u/Burkell007 I’ve got a raging clue 🕵️♂️ 1d ago
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u/DarthMog 1d ago
Not a huge plot point of it, but the lil crime stoppers episode, when Butters is in the bathroom trying to give Cartmen his semen sample.
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u/Aggravating-Menu-976 22h ago
Owww.. Owwww!
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u/DarthMog 20h ago
I like how they used the call back about the 6th graders wanting a picture of Stan's mom's boobs. It worked for Butters!
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u/narwall101 1d ago
“So who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"So who played guitar for Guns N' Roses?"
“One of our parents."
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u/ThePurityPixel 1d ago
Distracted driving.
Matt & Trey have this beautiful way of tying A & B Plots together in hilarious ways at the end!
The poop-out-your-mouth subplot in the episode with the Queen Spider is another good example.
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u/grandma_millennial 1d ago
When Randy is imagining the catholic boat and then starts screaming in church it kills me
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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 1d ago
Butters! What have we told you about having liposuction done in the living room? You’re grounded mister!
I just LOVE the idea that Butters has been grounded for this before. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 1d ago
This is an absolute classic episode, came for butters pimp, stayed for policeman
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u/Yaloazes 1d ago edited 22h ago
The kids trying to figure out who had lice. I liked it better than the lice themselves.
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u/Hot-Difference8065 Southpark Fan 1d ago
The main plot with the lice is also pretty funny with it being another great parody of disaster movies
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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1d ago
This episode where he keeps fucking men in order to remain undercover had me laughing my fucking guts out. The first 15 seasons of south park were gold.
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u/TheBigWhatever 1d ago
Butters calling up Biggie Small's ghost and then having to fly with him to L.A. has to be top 5.
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u/Katerina_01 1d ago
The B plot with the teachers in Bass to Mouth. I about died when Cartman was thrown like a ball underneath the bus.
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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 1d ago
Me too! We don’t see Cartman get his just desserts very often, so it always kills me when he does!
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u/FollowingDefiant8233 1d ago
I absolutely ADORE Mr. Cartmeno. Don't like Eek a Penis, but I put up with it for the b plot
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u/Qckst_2_Alive 1d ago
The one from With Apologies To Jesse Jackson where Cartman is making fun of the little person is really good. Along with Cash For Gold with Cartman and Butters making their own scam and Cock Magic with Randy doing some classic real cock magic.
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u/Ok_Calligrapher_3472 1d ago
“Maybe you should take me to a restaurant because I like to be wined and dined before I’m FUCKED!”
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u/Mark-177- 1d ago edited 22h ago
The Center for Criminally Insane Children. Butters parents sent him there for starting an Asian gang turf war.
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u/ShinigamiKunai 1d ago
Usually the parody ones:
Randy's Rocky, Stotch's pet sematary, Officer Barbraidy's silence of the lambs.
But I would also mention Saddams return to hell.
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u/victoriachaos11 1d ago
Same as yours, I started giggling the second I saw this. Yates is maybe my favorite character.
"HAND ME THAT EVIDENCE BAG!"
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u/Famous-Gur878 1d ago
Ike the Genius running for class president
Cartman fighting the midget
Kyle’s Hemmerohoid
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u/Baconspanker69 1d ago
Definitely the Chief of the police going undercover as a hooker in Butters Bottom Bitch. I absolutely die laughing every time he farts out a gallon of cum in the evidence bag. Every time.
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u/FredFenster69 1d ago
Harrison Yates is a very stupid man so I still kinda ponder whether he was living out some deeply kinky, personal fantasy or he was just in his mind doing his job the best he could to get results. He’s not just stupid, he’s a complex man, for sure.
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u/matthew1471 1d ago
“We can’t get stuff.. cos boats are late..”
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🎶Someone’s at the door, this is the future, so doorbells SING! 🎶







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u/Complete-Morning-429 2d ago
Cartman trafficking fried chicken like it’s cocaine