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Discussion What's your favorite B plot?

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u/Complete-Morning-429 2d ago

Cartman trafficking fried chicken like it’s cocaine

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u/creamalamode kick the fuckin baby, let's see you try it wuss 1d ago

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u/MrSweatyBawlz 1d ago

DREADLOCK RASTA

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u/Squanchy2112 1d ago

COMING TO AMERICAAAA......UH OJ OFFICER BUST HIS ASSS

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u/Benniganshappyhour21 1d ago

“Wow! My god Randy your balls.!”

“Yeah…. Smoking a joint in front of cop, huh.!?”

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u/DennisUltima 1d ago

No I mean YOUR BALLS 

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u/tehallmighty 1d ago

Oh hey stan could you get me a beer? Stan? S-stan?

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u/Useful_Tap2656 Southpark Fan 1d ago

"Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell Mom its ok."

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u/FoldingLady 1d ago

"He got you a scrotum coat? Lucky!"

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

This was the main plot though.

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u/creamalamode kick the fuckin baby, let's see you try it wuss 1d ago

I know, I just couldn't find more gifs of Cartman's kfc cartel scenes

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 1d ago

When he goes to the methadone clinic to wean him off KFC I about died when they gave him the tiny condiment cup filled with KFC gravy.

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u/Rabidjester 1d ago

I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me!

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u/MaddiMoo22 1d ago

Watching him snort the chicken skin makes me cringe everytime

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u/Neat-Shower7655 1d ago

I died when i saw this. Peak Southpark

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u/xela364 1d ago

Bruh this episode got me hooked into South Park, I think I purchased it back in the day as a kid on iTunes with my 1st gen iPod touch

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u/daltonsbondgirl 1d ago

Wish they would've included Push it to the Limit in this episode, too💔

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1d ago

This is the one 🤣 And Randy during this 🤣🤣😭

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u/WvyyFPS 2d ago

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u/Atilla-The-Hon Chef 1d ago

Forgot that this was actually the B plot lol

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u/WvyyFPS 1d ago

Yea baseball is really that boring 🤣😭

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u/booochee 1d ago

You’re the best! Around!

Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago

Heard that song the second I saw that pic

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u/HiiiTriiibe 1d ago

Ur not wrong lmao, initiaillyc, i was like, hey, Randy’s fighting arc is definitely the main plot but then I remembered they started out playing basketball

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u/Useful_Tap2656 Southpark Fan 22h ago

Baseball back in the day seriously was like this too. Depending on how good ur team was, u just kept going and going. It was like look i just wanna go home and play N64.

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u/fruitcake11 1d ago

He even got a dictionary to translate his heckling.

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u/West-Kick-2371 1d ago

Pueblo no es bueno! Pueblo es muy mal!

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u/GrittyForPres 1d ago

That was the A plot and you can’t convince me otherwise. The kids baseball season was the side story. We were all watching to see Randy fight other alcoholic dads lol. Randy vs Bat Dad was obviously the headline event.

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u/Upstairs_Will6500 1d ago

I WANT YOU MARSH, I WANT YOU!!!

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u/thugroid 1d ago

Get up Rock! Get up you bum!

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

That one felt like baseball was the B plot... Pure gold

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u/ThisIsGoodBud 2d ago

KEYSHAWN

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u/GhirahimJohnson 1d ago

i lowkirkenuinely felt bad for keyshawn… he was trying to turn it all around and stop pimping

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u/InDecent-Confusion 1d ago

do you know what I am saying?

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u/VaultWarrior 1d ago

Yes i do believe i know what you are saying

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind Southpark Fan 1d ago

No doubt. That was commitment to the long game in that bust. A Swiss Chalet. Keyshawn was quite stricken with Yolanda.

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u/masseffect2134 1d ago

Stan trying to return his dad’s margaritaville.

I’m sorry sir it’s not do-able, I’m un-able sir.

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u/Anti-Itch 1d ago

It’s improb-ableh but not impossi-bleh

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u/headtheatre 1d ago

I do this at school with kids when they ask for something during a chill lesson. That's a prob-ableh, its not impossi-bleh. The kids love it and have not seen it before (due to being primary age)

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u/joe-dimaggio 1d ago

I worked at Sur La Table at the time this came out and that joke REALLY hit me

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u/skidmarkcollege 1d ago

Yeah no yeah no yeah no

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u/shadow31802 1d ago

Off-key kazoo noises

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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago

I still don’t get why he was speaking like that, is it like a Latin joke or something. One of the only jokes in South Park I still don’t get

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u/masseffect2134 1d ago

He works for Sur-La-Table. You think it’s pronounced how it sounds, but because people want to sound fancy they pronounce it tab-la, they just spread it to other words.

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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago

Oh, so it’s a joke about the store, thanks so much for letting me know. It’s always kind of annoyed me because the best I could think was it was a joke tied into the passion storyline, like he was speaking Latin like a Roman, but that never made full sense to me.

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1d ago

"Sur La Table" is French for "on the table".

The joke is using the French pronunciation of "-ble" for all the English words as well.

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u/AdHonest1100 m'kay 1d ago

I’m excited now to rewatch the episode, and actually get the joke. Time to dig out my South Park dvd collection 😁

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u/punishedbiscuits 2d ago

“hand me that evidence bag!”

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u/BRawkPG 1d ago

I can fit more of you in there!

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u/punishedbiscuits 1d ago

Half of them didn’t even use a condom! DON’T YOU KNOW ALL THE DISEASES YOU CAN GET FROM A PROSTITUTE?

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u/mcclaneberg 1d ago

FREEZE!

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u/TouchDaPhishy 1d ago

You really gave me quite the STRETCH.

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u/More_Bigger 2d ago

Dude when he like, queefs it into the bag?

Tears streaming down my face laughing.

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u/a1JayR 1d ago

The most absurd South Park moment of all time

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u/Tacoman404 1d ago

They legit shit out a gallon bag's worth of spooge.

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u/WilditariusAstar 1d ago

Ohh do you like that Daddy, ooh yeah ohhhh STRETCH!

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind Southpark Fan 1d ago

Uh, t-that's it. Move in!

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u/Whitezombie65 1d ago

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen, thought I'd have a heart attack first time I saw it

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u/BeefLilly 1d ago

I remember the first time I saw that episode. Was laughing so hard

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u/UndeadBuggalo 1d ago

My husband finds it nauseating every time lol 🤣

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u/a1JayR 1d ago

What was the pimps name? Jerome?

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u/FartSniffer777 1d ago

My stomach hurt from laughing so hard

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u/Coastie071 1d ago

ALRIGHT…. Take off your pants.

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u/Shadow328 Southpark Fan 1d ago

ALRIGHT... here we go...

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u/MaesterPraetor 1d ago

Book em for sex with a prostitute... Or something like that

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u/SneezyMcBeezy 1d ago

Take em ALL down to the station for oral AND anal sex with a prostitute. Half of em didn’t even use a condom!

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u/MaesterPraetor 1d ago

I always say the word stretch like he does. 

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u/WaluigiNumbaOne 1d ago

Half of them didn't even use a condom!

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u/NaiRad1000 1d ago

They don’t show it but oh my god. It was such a mix fo laughter and disgust. And the bag was so full! 🤣

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u/Sandusky666 1d ago

The Christmas episode for I believe season 7 or 8, Red Sleigh Down. The entire B plot is Jimmy singing the 12 Days of Christmas at the tree lighting ceremony while the boys are off with Jesus and Santa. Fucking kills me every time.

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u/Dakotakid02 1d ago

Ffffffffffffffivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeee golden rrrrrrrreinnnnnggggsss baaaaa dum dum dum…….

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u/Boner_Patrol_007 1d ago

And at the end of his marathon song the lights don’t even work 😂

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u/TryTraditional5787 2d ago

FREEEZE!

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u/just_deet 2d ago

Stretchhhhhhhh

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

... huh... oh?! *scrambles out of van

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u/UnopenedBeer 1d ago

Cops on standby think they’re about to hear the code word for the arrest once the cash is handed over just for Detective Harrison Yates to fuck the guy first 😂

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u/ActionUpstairs 1d ago

Just seeing it typed out cracks me up

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u/scottyjrules 1d ago

Stan and Kenny trying to get a refund from Mel Gibson

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u/Biggersteinkins 1d ago

"Say what you want about Mel Gibson... but the son of a bitch knows story structure."

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u/Walter_Armstrong Move it along, people! 1d ago

Qaplaaaaaaaa!

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u/IntegratedMana 1d ago

Ahhhrgg, my nipples! They hurt!

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u/iznotbutterz 1d ago

There is no pizza?

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u/GeauxFarva 1d ago

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u/xxxchocolatebearxxx 1d ago

“GODDAMMIT HOW COME EVERY TIME US CHINESE PUT A WALL, STUPID MONGORIANS HAVE TO COME AND KNOCK IT DOWN!?!?!?”

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u/GeauxFarva 1d ago

I still think one of the funniest / surprising story lines in the show is him in general. I never would’ve picked crazy white man in Chinese cosplay if I had a gun to my head. And then everyone just goes along with it as if it just another Tuesday.

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

GODDAMN MONGORIANS!!!

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u/JeepStang 1d ago

What the hell a Mongorian doin in Sou Park?

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u/mr_bots 1d ago

Humancentipad

The main plot is mid, the B plot is gold.

“Why don’t you go across the street and buy some condoms because we should atleast be safe if you’re going to fuck me, mom! You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked!”

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u/Rude_Wolverine3170 1d ago

The South park documentary shows them creating this episode. Trey reading this line is amazing

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

...or Vannilu paistu!! Oh no Kayru, I berieve in yoouuuuuiuu!!!

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u/Shadow328 Southpark Fan 1d ago

Oh no! Cuttlefish about to come out of asshole! Hold on Kayru, I BERIEVE IN YOUUHHH!!!!

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

Mmmpoh!!!mmmmpghh!!!!

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u/WilditariusAstar 1d ago

It’s Fucking Hilarious.

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u/shadow31802 1d ago

"Sniff W-well can we at least stop and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after i geT FUCKED!"

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u/iznotbutterz 1d ago

I usually rotate, "I wish I put on lipstick if I knew we were gonna get fucked tonight" during periods of high volume at work.

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u/unholyswordsman 1d ago

Butter's Bottom Bitch is my favorite episode in the series.

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u/doompines 1d ago

Hey Wendy. Wendy. Bitch, don't you wanna start making some real fuckin money?

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u/ItsTheFuckening 1d ago

Look, look at Stan right there. He's got to sit there and listen to all her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him.

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u/whostolemysloth 1d ago

Yes, I know what you are saying.

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u/jjojehongg 1d ago

the two old farmers trying to save Randy’s britches

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u/Bister_Mungle 1d ago

The behind the scenes footage of Bill Hader and Trey Parker trying to do the lines for these two guys will never not cheer me up when I'm feeling down.

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u/taylorallie 1d ago

Wut fer?

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u/BeefLilly 1d ago

“I don’t know. But he just gets up there, and fills up his britches like it’s going outta style”

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u/backdoorwolf 1d ago

To its credit, it’s funnier than the actual scene they’re voicing.

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u/Throwawaypuffs 1d ago

Creme Fraiche and the shake weight.

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u/Legitimate_Salad_775 2d ago

I can’t decide which one is best: Russel Crowe or Timmy and The Lords of the Underworld

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u/XerxesJester 1d ago

Russel Crowe for sure

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u/Name_Yourself_Thex 1d ago

Foitin round' tha wourld

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u/buckshot-307 1d ago

Oh My GoD iTs RuSsEl CrOwe! Shut up ya scrotum!

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u/Deetz624 1d ago

If there's two things he loves its fighting and! FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD!

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u/Mr_Plow97 1d ago

The b plot when Saddam goes back to Hell and tries to kill Chris to get back with Satan

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u/jjojehongg 1d ago

where else was i gonna go, detroit?

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u/nocomment_5150 1d ago

The Bachelor parody in Professor Chaos

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u/Anti-Itch 1d ago

Biggie Smalls

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u/Soup-Wizard 1d ago

Cartman rescuing the cats like Schindler during the Cheesing episode. The irony is completely lost on him.

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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 1d ago

It always is. Self awareness, not his strong suit. 😂

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u/sparklygemforest jimmy valmer supremacy 1d ago

Jimmy taking the entire episode to sing the 12 days of Christmas.

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u/Ryuuken1127 1d ago

HEY MR. TAKAYAMA! DID YOU KNOW CHINA & JAPAN ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRY?

REARRY???

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u/BeefLilly 1d ago

Hello South Park erementary!!!

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u/Burkell007 I’ve got a raging clue 🕵️‍♂️ 1d ago

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u/BeefLilly 1d ago

Absolutely foul but so damn funny

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u/mataeus43 1d ago

Oprah's minge still gets me

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

Don't forget about her Gary

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u/Quietbutalert 2d ago

Honestly, this one

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u/Snow-jizz 1d ago

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u/BeefLilly 1d ago

Getting rid of tooth decay is what I’m tryna fucking do!!

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

Not a huge plot point of it, but the lil crime stoppers episode, when Butters is in the bathroom trying to give Cartmen his semen sample.

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u/Aggravating-Menu-976 22h ago

Owww.. Owwww!

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u/DarthMog 20h ago

I like how they used the call back about the 6th graders wanting a picture of Stan's mom's boobs. It worked for Butters!

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u/AirFriedSushi Southpark Fan 2d ago

STRETCH

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u/narwall101 1d ago

“So who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"So who played guitar for Guns N' Roses?"
“One of our parents."

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

Who doesn't love Vunter Slash

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u/Pybus89 1d ago

Show me that hot penis of yours.

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u/ThePurityPixel 1d ago

Distracted driving.

Matt & Trey have this beautiful way of tying A & B Plots together in hilarious ways at the end!

The poop-out-your-mouth subplot in the episode with the Queen Spider is another good example.

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u/grandma_millennial 1d ago

When Randy is imagining the catholic boat and then starts screaming in church it kills me

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u/kingHassan10 1d ago

This one

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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 1d ago

Butters! What have we told you about having liposuction done in the living room? You’re grounded mister!

I just LOVE the idea that Butters has been grounded for this before. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 1d ago

This is an absolute classic episode, came for butters pimp, stayed for policeman

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u/Yaloazes 1d ago edited 22h ago

The kids trying to figure out who had lice. I liked it better than the lice themselves.

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u/Hot-Difference8065 Southpark Fan 1d ago

The main plot with the lice is also pretty funny with it being another great parody of disaster movies

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1d ago

This episode where he keeps fucking men in order to remain undercover had me laughing my fucking guts out. The first 15 seasons of south park were gold.

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u/DennisUltima 1d ago

Butters Bottom Bitch 

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u/TheBigWhatever 1d ago

Butters calling up Biggie Small's ghost and then having to fly with him to L.A. has to be top 5.

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u/Katerina_01 1d ago

The B plot with the teachers in Bass to Mouth. I about died when Cartman was thrown like a ball underneath the bus.

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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 1d ago

Me too! We don’t see Cartman get his just desserts very often, so it always kills me when he does!

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u/ajayshbk Southpark Fan 1d ago

makin movies makin music and fightin round the world

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u/Deetz624 1d ago

He fights his directors and he fights his fans, its a problem no one understands!

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u/FollowingDefiant8233 1d ago

I absolutely ADORE Mr. Cartmeno. Don't like Eek a Penis, but I put up with it for the b plot

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u/UMKvothe 1d ago

You’re not my buddy, friend.

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u/scaddleblurt 1d ago

Words, are like bullets

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u/mattyGOAT1996 1d ago

Stan taking the Margaritaville to the Treasury Department

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u/Ag-big-ballin 1d ago

The time child

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u/VaultWarrior 1d ago

Canada on Strike. Butters being the What What in the Butt Kid is top tier

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u/Rusty_GreenBean7 1d ago

Butters at the gay conversion camp in Cartman Sucks

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u/nightrain-spacebrain 1d ago

Lucas and Spielberg raping Indiana Jones

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u/puppystatus 17h ago

A la Deliverance

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u/Qckst_2_Alive 1d ago

The one from With Apologies To Jesse Jackson where Cartman is making fun of the little person is really good. Along with Cash For Gold with Cartman and Butters making their own scam and Cock Magic with Randy doing some classic real cock magic.

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u/Go-to-helenhunt 1d ago

It’s too late Keyshauuuuuun!

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_3472 1d ago

“Maybe you should take me to a restaurant because I like to be wined and dined before I’m FUCKED!”

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u/Mark-177- 1d ago edited 22h ago

The Center for Criminally Insane Children. Butters parents sent him there for starting an Asian gang turf war.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 1d ago

Jimmy singing “Twelve Days of Christmas” in Red Sleigh Down.

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u/TheNotoriousManbat 1d ago

The Scott Tenorman Must Die episode

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u/ShinigamiKunai 1d ago

Usually the parody ones:

Randy's Rocky, Stotch's pet sematary, Officer Barbraidy's silence of the lambs.

But I would also mention Saddams return to hell.

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u/CandyPerfumeG1rl Polly Prissypants 1d ago

Cartman's game in Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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u/Hot_Raisin6264 1d ago

Go on I can take more of you

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u/LazyEyeMcfly 1d ago

This one. Hahahaha

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u/KratosOfSparta08 1d ago

“I LOVE YOU KEYSHAUN!!”

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 1d ago

“You sure gave my little hole quite the… STRETCH!”

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u/victoriachaos11 1d ago

Same as yours, I started giggling the second I saw this. Yates is maybe my favorite character.

"HAND ME THAT EVIDENCE BAG!"

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u/Flashy_Technology391 1d ago

Good episode bro 😂

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u/Ryan-Tz 1d ago

The police attempting to frame Michael in the Jeffersons. The amount of effort they put into framing an innocent black people and how extreme they’re willing to go instead of being good police officers and working of actual cases is so hilarious.

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u/Deetz624 1d ago

It's not a B plot really. But Fat Abbot is funny as shit

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u/NearbyAd9549 1d ago

Oh Keyshawn lol

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u/Artistic-Chicken6029 Southpark Fan 1d ago

OH KEYSHAWN!!

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u/Ioncurtain 1d ago

KEE SHAUWN

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u/skaarface2 1d ago

Stretchhhh

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u/Solid_Shook 1d ago

Freeze!

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u/Famous-Gur878 1d ago

Ike the Genius running for class president

Cartman fighting the midget

Kyle’s Hemmerohoid

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u/Baconspanker69 1d ago

Definitely the Chief of the police going undercover as a hooker in Butters Bottom Bitch. I absolutely die laughing every time he farts out a gallon of cum in the evidence bag. Every time.

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u/FredFenster69 1d ago

Harrison Yates is a very stupid man so I still kinda ponder whether he was living out some deeply kinky, personal fantasy or he was just in his mind doing his job the best he could to get results. He’s not just stupid, he’s a complex man, for sure.

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u/matthew1471 1d ago

“We can’t get stuff.. cos boats are late..”
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🎶Someone’s at the door, this is the future, so doorbells SING! 🎶