r/shittydarksouls • u/RachRatos Queen of the Rat Covenant • 2h ago

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 "who invited my man Bearer 😭😭"

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448 Upvotes

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u/Racconwithtwoguns 2h ago

"Sorry bearer, you aren't worthy enough to be a souls protagonist"

"This is bullshit you let mina in!"

"I don't require a level to increase an ability to dodge!"

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u/Cara_Perdido Dark Souls II=GOAT 2h ago

I can't believe my Brazilian GOAT is slandering peak souls 2

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u/RachRatos Queen of the Rat Covenant 2h ago

unfortunately doing so is very funny

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie Nito strongest agenda pusher 37m ago

I'm taking away your rat covenant ring for this

25

u/andrefishmusic 1h ago

I've only had Mina for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her..... I swear to god!

15

u/Grey-The-Skeleton 1h ago

The shitpants armor set is a bigger sneak than Mina lowk

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 2h ago

MINA MY GOAT (mouse)

God Mina the hollower is such a good game. Real DS1 ass level design.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1h ago

I don't remember the ass level. Was that the one with the bird ladies maybe?

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u/already4taken Kill me and strip these eyes from my person 1h ago

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u/No_Active_5750 mildred's rag between 2h ago

oh i thought it was backpack hero reference

is that really good game never heard its name since it announced and now all of a sudden everyone talks about it

7

u/Gwynsstrongestfemboy 1h ago

They just can't recognise peak, bearer is just too good for them

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u/Votta01 2h ago edited 1h ago

Bros think they are on the team 😭

6

u/That_One_Mofo Powerstancing "swords" 1h ago

I wouldn't want to be on the same team as pissypants fallen knight anyway.

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u/AerosalDude 2h ago

Holy mother of OC placement man

who da fuc is Ashen One?????

4

u/Saultarvitz101 2h ago

Not including him in the trio is crazy work

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u/OkuyasuBestJobro The Maiden in Black's strongest slayer 2h ago

DS2 slander fuels my existence

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u/Ctrekoz "DS2 sucks"="A lie will remain a lie" 1h ago

Yeah he's better than them. 

2

u/delta1x 2h ago

Poor Bearer, maybe he can go hang out with Lily, Penitent One, and Tarnished.

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u/Moonless_the_Fool 2h ago

This heart beats to slander ds2

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u/002madmat 14m ago

OH SHIT A RAT

Also where's Jason Bloodbourne?