r/roseanne 4d ago

Hey Crystal

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I think they found sonny.

476 Upvotes

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u/Essie-j Whoa! There's all kinds of gravity in here! 4d ago

Sonny! It's me, Dan!

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u/ChemistryNice5457 4d ago

I can’t do this.

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u/LocalGoat81 4d ago

"Crystal, I drove over it as fast as I could."

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u/ilovecovid19forlife 4d ago

Hey, Crystal…

All right, these guys... they're goofing with me here.

What's the story about your old man being, you know, part of the monument street bridge?

19

u/Pmar07 4d ago

Booker ❤️

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u/Standard__Condition 4d ago

Crystal… you’re wearing your wedding ring.

5

u/AcrobaticAnt8570 4d ago

This way I can keep the men at bay.

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u/hntfca09 10h ago

And keep sunny close to my heart ❤️

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u/Pmar07 4d ago

I spit out my coffee what the hell 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Old-Seaworthiness813 4d ago

Well, its not funny now that we know its true

16

u/Silly-Bandicoot-5465 4d ago

That's wild, Sonny looks exactly the same as he did in that episode.

5

u/Chubby_Comic 4d ago

He's buried in his work!

3

u/hntfca09 10h ago

You men are all the same!!

3

u/Crazy-bored4210 4d ago

What is this from irl ?

3

u/Humble_Supermarket50 4d ago

Found on Google. And screenshot it on my device.

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u/Interesting-Maybe807 3d ago

He can't "run around" on Crystal no more. He's stuck like Chuck.

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u/beekee404 4d ago

What the hell? What happened here? Is this an actual dead body trapped in cement?

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u/tocahontas77 4d ago

Yeah I want more deets

2

u/kaitydid0330 Have another shot of pancake Roseanne! 4d ago

Surly that's Elphaba's and Nessa's long lost brother.

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u/ryamanalinda 4d ago

I thought it was Jimmy hoffa.

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u/Cold-Boysenberry1554 4d ago

How hilarious!!! I can’t believe I forgot!!!

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u/hntfca09 10h ago

She got some kinda hang up about a bridge?

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u/hntfca09 10h ago

I know it’s a sitcom and that’s just what it is but I can’t fathom how someone would fall in cement and they wouldn’t attempt to get him out, they just leave him there for eternity?