r/rickygervais • u/HMS_Northumberland • 12h ago

Do we actually have any goggle-eyed fat gay jamaican homeless down syndrome hairy chinese kids with long arms with a fag on in this subreddit?

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u/MrJimPansey mad world tho, innit? 12h ago

So we're not out to offend..?

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u/HMS_Northumberland 12h ago

Jus’ askin’

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u/Galmeister We’ve done this 12h ago

I’m all of those except I also play swing ball in my wheelchair so I’m offended that you’ve left me out

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u/snorbear 11h ago

Isn’t that an Eric Clapton song?

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u/HMS_Northumberland 12h ago

He’s never been left out of grace before, either.

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u/Admirable_Raisin4231 12h ago

I am the goggle-eyed fat gay jamaican homeless Down syndrome hairy Chinese kids with long arms with a fag on and I enjoy listening to XFM of a Saturday

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u/HMS_Northumberland 12h ago

You’re muscly

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u/4tunabrix 10h ago

Do you like mosaics?

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

I can’t decide

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u/webbess1 6h ago

Were you also waiting in line for Harry Potter?

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u/JiminySplitIt 12h ago

They'll be ironing their jeans about now

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u/crabapple335 11h ago

I'm going to do everything in my power to destroy you

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

Working mainly on the bag and posters, then?

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u/darkstar7171 12h ago

I'm just calling about your plugs

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u/Shlick_Tommy 11h ago

That’s probably the most homophobic thing we’ve had said on the show, thanks very much for your call

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u/HMS_Northumberland 11h ago

Well, not my plugs!

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u/luredrive 11h ago

I don't know where to start

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u/HMS_Northumberland 11h ago

It’s alright. I’m a mong.

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u/bishboshbash123 10h ago

Play a record

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth 11h ago

Phone in? No, email only, we don't want to speak to these freaks.

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

I’d prefer some ads

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u/Redditon11 11h ago

Don’t put the Welsh in twice

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

They won’t mind, probably busy chasing a dodgy manc fella for nicking bread out phone boxes

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u/JJAAZZZZ 11h ago

Been overrun with em on here lately.

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

Do we need ‘em?

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u/mywhitebicycle0 11h ago

Let’s be careful here shall we

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

Braaaaawk, I’m scared of the mods braaaawk

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u/Novel_Feedback3254 8h ago

Just checking - when you say 'fag', you're referring to a cigret, I assume.

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u/HMS_Northumberland 8h ago

Ooh ‘ello, yes just puffing away

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 7h ago

No, but I'll tell you what, I'm having trouble with me boiler. Turns out it's a massive pain in the arse having no hot water. I have a lot more sympathy with Karl now.

Having said that, I'm just going to ring a reliable tradesman and get it sorted. 

Alright.

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u/HMS_Northumberland 7h ago

Save your 80 quid, stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

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u/webbess1 6h ago

Answers on a postcard!

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u/HMS_Northumberland 2h ago

Just don’t call in

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u/titivenez 4h ago

No but I just had a birthday and as I’m sitting here currently munching on a Twix I can’t really explain it but something just feels…..off. Like i don’t know I guess it still tastes ok but if I’m being honest I could really go for a nice hard werthers original right about now instead. What’s happening to me?!

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u/HMS_Northumberland 2h ago

Doing your own shopping?