r/rickygervais • u/ThatsGottaBeKane • Apr 29 '25

Podcasts/Audiobooks Hair of a Chinaman

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u/obviouslyanonymous7 Apr 29 '25

boxerboy

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u/ciano232 Apr 29 '25

Side on, bring it in.............. alrite?

20

u/JimmyRiddleUK Get me Clive Warren on the phone! Apr 29 '25

What's your 20?

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u/MrJimPansey mad world tho, innit? Apr 29 '25

I'm in Macclesfield Street

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u/Generic-Name03 Apr 29 '25

How many candles are ya burning?

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u/MrJimPansey mad world tho, innit? Apr 29 '25

I'm burning thirt- I'm burning in my thirties.

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u/Tmshrt2 Apr 29 '25

How will anyone crack this code?

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u/-Rat-bag- Apr 29 '25

"Limsy"

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Lim Tse? Was that the proprietor?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

He'll never be a high flyer.

12

u/REC_updated Apr 29 '25

How wrong was mrs Matthews

2

u/InternationalLie9409 Apr 30 '25

I think we should call Miss Matthews and make her eat her words!

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn a bit demicky May 03 '25

He could be a low flyer though, manmoth

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u/n8zpyro Apr 29 '25

How many candles is he burning here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Uhh, remember Brother Beyond? That sort of look.

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u/Dozzy_X Apr 29 '25

Cracking reference that

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u/OkTry3298 Why would a fitness teacher say Kanye West? Apr 29 '25

Wow, blast from the past. I went to see them as a kid. And, yes, you're spot on.

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u/toasterscience Apr 29 '25

Pilky01

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u/Lowspam Apr 29 '25

awww I wanted Pilky01!

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u/Tmshrt2 Apr 29 '25

If you want pilky02 it’s available

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u/Lowspam Apr 29 '25

side on

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u/Tmshrt2 Apr 29 '25

Side on bring it in

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u/SwampApeDraft Turns Out, Little Reddit Fella Apr 29 '25

Off to go not waste money on someone who’ll just die on him. Working hard to afford those trainers

9

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Gotta wait for the water to go down the drain before he gets out the shopping trolley.

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u/promunbound Oscar Piddletrenthide Apr 29 '25

Eeeh Kaaahl, I realleh lahk ya an ya Chinese air and all, an ah’m avin a wicked tahm at Bottom loov. Boot ah gotta be dead serious for a moment yeah. Ah got ah problem wiv me marrow an a.

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u/Unhappy-Manner3854 Apr 29 '25

This is a depiction of how Americans think the English speak. Some southern, northern, bit of Scotland in there & even some middle Eastern Asian accent?

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u/NMMBPodcast Apr 29 '25

To be fair, Ricky could never get it right either.

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u/promunbound Oscar Piddletrenthide Apr 30 '25

I’m not American I’m English

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u/obsoleteconsole As me or as a worm? Apr 29 '25

Steve aged better than him

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u/oli_ramsay Apr 29 '25

Steve kept his looks

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u/RacoonEyes1998 Apr 29 '25

Also dating a model

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u/Krey82 Apr 30 '25

He didn’t look 26 yesterday and he doesn’t look 27 today

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u/samtheking25 Apr 30 '25

he's aged well?

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u/ArnieMeckiff Apr 29 '25

Side on.

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u/toasterscience Apr 29 '25

Bring it in.

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u/ciano232 Apr 29 '25

alrite.

1

u/NierFantasy Apr 30 '25

alrite. How many candles you burning?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Man alive....

7

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Apr 29 '25

Rhhuuooggger Mhhhooouuurrrrrree

7

u/manyeggplants Apr 29 '25

You can do nothin' with this.

5

u/OneDragonfly5613 Apr 29 '25

Like something out of a The Smiths tribute band

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

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u/BrettDilkington1 Apr 29 '25

Tbf your very much into something because, “Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?” Is a conundrum that’s passed through pilkies little round head many times over the course of the shows…

6

u/PilkyOhOne Apr 29 '25

Is this from the cover of Boyz?

3

u/BOMFUNKMC3 Apr 29 '25

100% cock

7

u/Big-Average Apr 29 '25

Kicked me own ight and me hair flew off

10

u/PaddyTheFitz It's an artist or a band, who is it PC Apr 29 '25

Just off to do some hospital radio

5

u/foalsfoalsfoalz Apr 29 '25

had me paper round when i was 14 and that was hard graft

4

u/OkTry3298 Why would a fitness teacher say Kanye West? Apr 29 '25

He may not actually be bald now, he may just have very fine hair…either that or a wide parting.

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u/alexanderwilliams467 Apr 29 '25

Good looking. Like that young Alex Zane

3

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Elvis in the ghetto.

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u/jburgers127 after radiohead: more cock Apr 29 '25

Got the hair of a bald Chinaman now don't he

3

u/LeClassyGent Apr 30 '25

Dare I say it - very kissable lips

2

u/Acceptable_End7160 Apr 29 '25

‘I tell you what. I know they haven’t invented the Time Machine, but it’s like we have. We’ve done it. 1993’

2

u/Sorry_Term3414 Apr 29 '25

Karly karly pilk boy

2

u/Nuanciated Apr 29 '25

Is he aging backwards?

2

u/Atpeacebeats Apr 29 '25

Head like a hairy orange

2

u/Satanicjamnik Apr 29 '25

Bit of a looker.

2

u/PaddysMiniatures84 May 01 '25

Is this before or after he got battered by Leroy

2

u/Graddas May 01 '25

What are those things in Gremlins called again?

2

u/TheSamp91 May 02 '25

"I'm a bit more knackered than Moby"

2

u/SnooLemons5912 May 03 '25

More pale like porcelain.. Porcelain-man.

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u/KillaPea That's true enough Apr 29 '25

and thats at number 50! I can't image what must be at 1

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u/Lowspam Apr 29 '25

Does he iron his jeans ready to go out for 1 am?

1

u/HornyJailOutlaw I can't have Chinese. Not allowed Chinese. Apr 29 '25

Back when he has no idea just how round that head could look.

1

u/felixsleftball Anyone got 50p for the meter? Apr 29 '25

They’ve done one on Elvis!

1

u/ItsTomorrowNow Series 1 and 2, on DVD, of popular, Northern based sitcom, Bread Apr 29 '25

He looks like the lead singer from Hue and Cry. He went bald as well, weird innit.

1

u/boatymcfloat Apr 29 '25

Just got his 30 crates of tictacs

2

u/titivenez Apr 29 '25

Smiling watching them ting their way up the tube

1

u/McFry__ Apr 29 '25

Retro cut there

1

u/NierFantasy Apr 30 '25

Thin Lizzy, on xfm 104.9

1

u/aehii Apr 29 '25

Did losing his hair make him depressed? Is there a pre and post hair Karl?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

A bit demicky

1

u/Ldn_twn_lvn a bit demicky May 03 '25

.....now in desperate need of follicle replemishment

1

u/contra701 Apr 29 '25

His hair is even jet black, it's like he was born bald and had chinese hair transplanted onto him

1

u/uknowdamnwellimright Apr 29 '25

What's he doing with his mouth?

1

u/CarsMaiden Apr 29 '25

He could pull a Graham here for sure

1

u/tedsmarmalademporium Apr 29 '25

Still smiling through the loss of his magpie

1

u/KarlyPilkbois Apr 29 '25

She wanted me

1

u/koolkatmat BONG Apr 30 '25

Now he's got the hair of a bald chinaman

1

u/Ok_Phone_8566 Apr 30 '25

Getting ready to go to twiggys

1

u/SaitoRyo Apr 30 '25

Mancula.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

E in history

1

u/egotesticles Apr 30 '25

Look at his little monkey hand.

1

u/dfgdfgadf4444 Apr 30 '25

Who's that twat?

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u/RealityPotential6855 Apr 30 '25

Your hair will fall out one day!

Oh don’t talk stupid mum

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u/YouNeedAnne Thumped a monkey. Jun 11 '25

Dare I say it, quite kissable lips. 

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u/KillaCatz Apr 29 '25

Bro has the hair of a bald chinaman now

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

‘ello KP plumbing

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

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u/AnythingKey Apr 29 '25

What's AI about that

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u/CannibalFlossing Apr 29 '25

I’ll be no AI’ing that