r/rickandmorty • u/IceInteresting8050 • 6h ago

General Discussion They're offering you the chance to become much smarter, but you have to shove this way up your rectum. Would you accept?

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u/Tough_North7059 6h ago edited 4h ago

rick level of intelligence, even if temporary amount of time?
give me a hundred

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u/LuminousYT_ 2h ago

Ooh la la, someone’s cheeks are taut yet malleable

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u/MartinMerten 5h ago

You: Insert these into your butt and you could become much smarter.

Me: Done: What did you say after insert?

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u/air_flair 2h ago

"...these into your butt" I trailed off after that

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u/Regular_Bet3206 6h ago

How far?

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u/IceInteresting8050 6h ago

Go as deep as you can; that way it will have a greater effect.

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u/TrailerHitch19 5h ago

Way or WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

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u/PiskoWK 6h ago

At least it's tapered.

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u/enjolras1782 2h ago

Yeah but those are urticating hairs

Like on a tarantula

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u/sadclownsociety 2h ago

I hated so many of those words

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u/PiskoWK 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fwEY8ougJENZmW83eU

Yeah I agree I didn't have "urticating hairs" in my vernacular and now I have it.

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u/Red87078 5h ago

Have you heard that ignorance is bliss? That smarter people are generally more miserable. Is there a level of intelligence that surpasses that feeling? Then yes. If not I need another chromosome.

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u/WiseMarshall 5h ago

Is it permanent intelligence buff? Do the seeds resolve in a few hours?

If yes to both than I will 100% accept the Mega Seed Suppository.

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u/Vdasun-8412 5h ago

Esas cosas duelen..augh

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 3h ago

Where’sa blender

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bid7646 3h ago

I'd do it for a cheeseburger

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u/Memorable_ID 5h ago

The side effects ain't worth it 😂

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u/Arghus 6h ago

How do you poop then?

I heard a gay guy phonecall on the bus, he was saying he was constipated, he tried everything, eating fiber, even got laxatives but they just made a mess.

But i bet he didn't try the best one, not taking it up the ass..

https://giphy.com/gifs/6KQ31eTHx99wnKKrvz