r/programmingmemes • u/Ok-Landscape5142 • 20d ago

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u/OrkWithNoTeef 19d ago

Thank you but be honest harder

We poorly emulate doing things because someone else poorly emulates doing things they read or heard about from a particular time and place in the industry which doesn't apply to everything after it for all time despite some management clown insisting it does

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u/ColdDelicious1735 13d ago

I ask AI to make it look like my team is agile

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u/ExcitingMix1446 19d ago

We adopt whichever software model works for us

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u/unskbadk 19d ago

So, none right?

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u/ExcitingMix1446 19d ago

I haven't seen any specific right model. Developers are using and changing models based on requirements, and also sometimes changing in the middle of phases.

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u/timonten 19d ago

Damn . This makes me second guessing that I use spiral

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u/bookofthoth_za 19d ago

We call it "wagile"

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u/BitOne2707 19d ago

Scrummerfall.

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u/Ok_Equipment8374 19d ago

I don't know what any of those business buzzwords mean

And I prefer to keep it that way

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u/harumamburoo 19d ago

Well, DSDM is a thing, soo

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u/EarlOfAwesom3 19d ago

Every user story ticket is a waterfall. A sprint consists of a number of tickets the team is confident in. So in a way, it's true.

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u/Acceptable-War-6423 18d ago

I think the meme means it the other way around. Not every ticket is a waterfall but in one sprint they do only analysis in the next only design etc.

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u/ApprehensiveRest9696 19d ago

I want to blow my brains out thank you

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u/odyoda 18d ago

*I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

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u/Eiltott 18d ago

At my job we tell the customers we work in agile because it sounds fancy but in reality it's just waterfall 🫣