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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair Mar 29 '26

So I had this girl over. Everything was going good until she asked if we could watch something. I said yeah, I got movies. She said "Netflix?" and I laughed because obviously I don't use that DRM trash. I pirate everything.

She got real quiet when I said that and kind of made a sour face when I pulled out the HDMI cable(?) I tried to hook my laptop up to the TV but the HDMI wouldn't work. I told her it's because X11 is fighting with my Nvidia drivers, which is Nvidia's fault, not mine. She was already on her phone scrolling TikTok while I was typing commands.

After like 10 minutes I got the screen working but then there was no sound. I had to open PulseAudio Volume Control and mess with the outputs. She asked if we could just use her phone and I said no, I don't want to watch garbage on an Iphone.

Finally I gave up and said fine, we can use Netflix. I subscribed, logged in and it just gave me a black screen with an error about Widevine. She started laughing at her phone and typing fast. Then she got a call. Some dude's voice. She talked to him for like five minutes right in front of me, all giggly. Hung up and said "Oh my god, my brother's car broke down, I gotta go help him."

I said "I can fix it, I know cars" but she was already putting her shoes on. She left super fast.

I don't get it. She was really into me before the movie thing. I texted her today asking when she wants to hang out again but she left me on read. What did I even subscribe Netflix for???

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u/DependentAd235 Mar 29 '26

Some good pasta right here.

It is right… cause…

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u/yzkv_7 Mar 29 '26

It's a classic 4chan /g/ pasta.

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u/TheCornjuring Minions Sexer Mar 29 '26

!shiversify

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u/ShiversifyBot Mar 29 '26

So I HAD THIS GIRL over 🐊

Everything WAS GOING GOOD UNTIL she asked if we could watch something 🐊

I SAID YEAH, I got movies 🐊

She SAID "NETFLIX?" AND I LAUGHED BECAUSE obviously I do not use that DRM TRASH 🐊

I PIRATE EVERYTHING 🐊

SHE GOT REAL QUIET when I said that and kind of made A SOUR FACE WHEN I pulled out the HDMI CABLE(?) I tried to hook MY LAPTOP UP to the TV BUT the HDMI WOULD NOT WORK 🐊

I told her IT IS BECAUSE X11 IS FIGHTING with my Nvidia drivers, WHICH IS NVIDIA'S FAULT, not mine 🐊

SHE WAS ALREADY ON HER phone scrolling TikTok while I was TYPING COMMANDS 🐊

After like 10 minutes I GOT THE SCREEN working but then there was no sound 🐊

I HAD TO OPEN PulseAudio Volume Control and mess with the outputs 🐊

SHE ASKED IF WE could just use her phone and I SAID NO, I DO not want to watch garbage on an Iphone 🐊

Finally I GAVE UP AND SAID FINE, we can use Netflix 🐊

I subscribed, logged in AND IT JUST GAVE me a black screen with an error about Widevine 🐊

SHE STARTED LAUGHING at her phone and typing fast 🐊

THEN SHE GOT A call 🐊

SOME DUDE'S VOICE 🐊

SHE TALKED TO HIM FOR like five minutes right in front of me, all giggly 🐊

Hung up and said "OH MY GOD, MY BROTHER'S car broke down, I gotta go help him." 🐊

I said "I CAN fix IT, I KNOW cars" but she was already putting her shoes on 🐊

SHE LEFT SUPER FAST 🐊

I do not GET IT 🐊

SHE WAS REALLY into me before the movie thing 🐊

I texted her today ASKING WHEN SHE WANTS TO HANG OUT again but she left me on read 🐊

What did I EVEN SUBSCRIBE NETFLIX for 🐊

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman Mar 29 '26

They are saying this is the most neolib coded fumble of all time

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u/No-Silver-4409 Bill Gates Mar 29 '26

Please god let this be pasta otherwise you're a fucking goober

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u/Pseud0man Commonwealth Mar 29 '26

Calm down it is, however BroadReverse is still a goober.

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u/yzkv_7 Mar 29 '26

It's from 4chan /g/.