Make him more scared

[u/MrZaptile933]

[u/Distinct_Contact_511]

Make an army of blue crabs invade Austria

[u/Far_Complaint_193 → u/Distinct_Contact_511]

They already did that with Italy

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Far_Complaint_193]

Emergency shipments of Old Bay™ and JO™ are being air-lifted to Italy even as we speak.

[u/GMEJesus → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Thank you for including JO, the OG

[u/MaxFffort]

……add the flag…..

[u/Before_Plastic → u/MaxFffort]

[u/Ok_Evening1728]

Are we fighting Italy and France? Should we tell someone?

[u/Willothewisp2303 → u/Ok_Evening1728]

Could we try somewhere a little less dramatic instead?

[u/Ok_Evening1728 → u/Willothewisp2303]

I'm just hoping we schedule all the wars at the same time. We can carpool to the meetup

[u/Vizioso → u/Ok_Evening1728]

Apparently Italy has an invasive blue crab problem right now soooooo….

[u/Ok_Evening1728 → u/Vizioso]

Well I guess they should have thought about that before they pick a fight with the entire state of Maryland

[u/permaN00bwastaken]

Send in the r/crabarmy !!!

[u/retrofrenchtoast → u/permaN00bwastaken]

[u/CatnipCricket-329 → u/permaN00bwastaken]

The crab army is on the rise again!

[u/Bloodygoodwossname → u/CatnipCricket-329]

Crabbalachia for yesterday, Crabbalachia for today, Crabbalachia for perpetuity. 🦀

[u/MrZaptile933 → u/permaN00bwastaken]

All you buddy ol pal

[u/GMEJesus → u/MrZaptile933]

Crab People, Crab People

[u/da6id]

Fun facts:

Switzerland has only 1.3x the land area of Maryland

Switzerland has 1.45x the number of people of Maryland

Switzerland has no native crabs and we could obviously conquer them if we decided to

[u/No_Seaworthiness8577 → u/da6id]

You won’t even cross the alps

[u/Distinct_Contact_511]

The Atlantic ocean can fit at least seven Marylands.

[u/coys21 → u/Distinct_Contact_511]

Maryland can fit at least one Maryland.

[u/Distinct_Contact_511 → u/coys21]

At least

[u/coys21 → u/Distinct_Contact_511]

Possibly more! No one will ever know!

[u/realizedvolatility → u/coys21]

impossible to know, even with computers

[u/engin__r → u/coys21]

More if you stand them on end.

[u/coys21 → u/engin__r]

Depends on which end.

[u/PleaseBmoreCharming]

Context?

[u/MrZaptile933 → u/PleaseBmoreCharming]

It’s a meme in the map circle jerk sub to take states, overlay them on Europe, and pretend to be scared.

I figured we can truly put the fear in em

[u/PleaseBmoreCharming → u/MrZaptile933]

Ah, thanks

[u/drillgorg]

Huh they don't have very many Chesapeake equivalents for how large they are.

[u/cycling-expat]

I would love if we were there instead of here. Amazing cycling, skiing, and food. Though, 80 years ago it would have really sucked.

[u/epzik8]

Huh, I guess I’m Italian now

[u/uniquelyavailable]

Maryswitzerland

[u/Illustrious_You_8434]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AGzrIm03v0zQrIVI52

[u/ForcedEntry420]

Sounds like someone needs Crabocracy

[u/oe_kintaro]

That's pretty much right where MD actually belongs. Send all the MAGA up to PA or down to VA and then somebody can airlift us over.

[u/MrZaptile933 → u/oe_kintaro]

Can we have a little fun without political virtual signaling. Please and thank you

[u/Windmill-inn → u/MrZaptile933]

Do you know what virtue signaling means? Or it just sounded good

[u/MrZaptile933 → u/Windmill-inn]

Do you? Because this is 100% a case of it.

[u/Troggie42 → u/MrZaptile933]

you're vice signaling now anyway who cares get a job

[u/Windmill-inn → u/MrZaptile933]

You’re supposed to call it “woke” now :P

[u/seanbeedelicious → u/MrZaptile933]

Virtue signaling?

[u/Aklu_The_Unspeakable]

Dafuq is this shit?

[u/Tia_is_Short]

OOP here, always happy to spread Maryland propaganda🫡

[u/Troggie42]

this is so funny considering how much the map porn circlejerk page goofs with the flag, i love it

[u/LonelyMonitor]

Damn MD is almost the size of Portugal