Trump on Truth Social: All shooting will stop

[u/Standard_Ad7704]

[u/Successful_Brush6502]

this war just keeps getting weirder and weirder

[u/Michel-Hayek → u/Successful_Brush6502]

I swear we all died during covid and just live in a simulation

[u/UninspiringInspira → u/Michel-Hayek]

It is the vaccines I tell you…

[u/Eastern-Shopping641 → u/UninspiringInspira]

Ana ma 25adet l vaccine sho 5asne fikon

[u/Stunning_Rip_4633 → u/Eastern-Shopping641]

Maybe you caught the vaccine. Maybe its airborne.

[u/Stunning_Rip_4633 → u/UninspiringInspira]

Ye we should've gotten the Russian or Iranian ones.

[u/Standard_Ad7704 → u/UninspiringInspira]

Bill Gates chip wallah

[u/crispy_bacon_roll → u/Michel-Hayek]

2012 bro

[u/DudefromBeirut]

So weird 

[u/Standard_Ad7704 → u/DudefromBeirut]

I didn't know there were troops going to Beirut lmao

[u/confringos → u/Standard_Ad7704]

This is just Trump being Trump. Mkharraf.

He probably means Israel backtracked on its threats to airstrike Beirut today.

[u/pfizzy → u/confringos]

Probably not — I would not be surprised if “no troops in Beirut” sounds like a win to him even if it was never on the table. The same thing happened with Canadians agreeing to a tariff / business / something deal that they’d already agreed to!

[u/confringos → u/pfizzy]

The Art Of The Deal lmaoo

[u/Exciting_Bee7020 → u/pfizzy]

This is exactly it.

[u/KisE5etPawPatrol → u/Standard_Ad7704]

Hahahaha man hayda allah bye3lam shu b 5abis

[u/unclecastr0-_- → u/DudefromBeirut]

bro did NOT have a “good call” with fucking hezbollah

from all the things that didn’t happen,this didn’t happen the MOST🤣

[u/darkmz7]

Thats probably the most schizophrenic paragraph ive read in a while.

[u/AcerbicCapsule]

Glad they negotiated a "ceasefire" in the middle of an "ongoing ceasefire". I'm sure the fire will cease just like it always ceases when a "ceasefire" is negotiated with israel. /s

(also fuck hizb and israel).

[u/confringos → u/AcerbicCapsule]

100%

Anyone who thinks Israel will stop at this point is delusional, and anyone who thinks we’re going back to the pre-2023 status quo is even more delulu. And before you call me zio khara kleb, fuck Israel.

[u/darkmz7 → u/AcerbicCapsule]

This. Lol

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[u/fib1324]

hyda ma3 min 7eke mfakkro hezbollah 😭

[u/KisE5etPawPatrol → u/fib1324]

Bro sheft l natour 3nde 3m ye7ke 3l telephone shi se3a w nos

[u/fib1324 → u/KisE5etPawPatrol]

denya killa ma 2odret twa2if l7areb, bil 2e5er eja natour w 7alla 💪💪

[u/Successful_Brush6502 → u/fib1324]

most likely Berri

[u/Andrewabid → u/fib1324]

Wouldnt be surprised if it was the saudis

[u/democi → u/Andrewabid]

More likely Berri rep in Qatar

[u/darth_hzb01]

Fi 7ada againt lidea eno trump m3o a tyoe of dementia, birakble aflem mn 3ndo le

[u/fib1324 → u/darth_hzb01]

5aye yemken mfakker joseph aoun l2amin l3am ✌️

[u/darth_hzb01 → u/fib1324]

Eh alo hzballah? Ma3ak donald j trump

[u/MadMChicken]

Lost it at "Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel".

[u/darkmz7 → u/MadMChicken]

Glazing goes crazy

[u/MadMChicken → u/darkmz7]

On the bright side, we may have just discovered a trendy signature format.

Redditor MadMChicken, of Reddit.

[u/Evil-Teemo]

who did he talk to? Niam kassem or mohammad raad?

[u/DudefromBeirut → u/Evil-Teemo]

Bkoon the sheikh impersonator in trablos 

[u/advance512]

So Trump is having calls with Hezbollah. Isn't that illegal for US citizens, Hezbollah being designated an FTO?

[u/dim2a → u/advance512]

No, generally talking even to one's enemies is not always bad, and sometimes good thing. It's illegal to provide support, legal to talk to -- otherwise the rule would be counterproductive.

[u/Michel-Hayek → u/advance512]

That's just stupid. The president can talk to anyone the wants, so can the government on official business. There were a lot of backchannel talks between the US and USSR for example.

It's like those saying president aoun can't negotiate with Israel because it's against the law. Doesn't make sense.

[u/orangecyanide]

Bro. The dude is out of it

[u/CatKlutzy7851]

Trump likes what Berri offered. Let's see if it holds.

[u/Sylvain-Occitanie]

The simple fact he's saying "no troops going to Beirut" means it might happen sooner or later

[u/cns000]

Now they just have to make Hezbollah give up their weapons and then kick them out of Lebanon.

[u/fib1324 → u/cns000]

mish 2enta li nafsak kinet 3am tibke la2eno mafi mcdonalds bil batroun?

[u/darkmz7 → u/fib1324]

Both can coexist 3ade. Theres a lot of people into food and against terrorists.

[u/fib1324 → u/darkmz7]

5aye ken 7a yif2a3 la2eno ma 7a yotla3lo mcdouble 😭😭

[u/cns000 → u/fib1324]

I don't see what your reply has to do with my comment.

[u/Bright_Aside_6827]

What troops 

[u/fucklife2023]

Can anyone translate? Do3et

[u/Stunning_Rip_4633]

Is something big about to happen?

[u/i_let_the_dogs_out]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrvfKvr2mmcFO

[u/Maiestatis]

So... this means the Israeli's are planning on razing their way all the way to Beirut, and Hezbollah ceases while they fire?

[u/Which-Ad2057]

You know, I honestly don't support any sides at all, just want Lebanon to be itself and not have Iran and Israel mess around, US is just playing peacemaker, so overall, this war is pretty stupid.

[u/confringos → u/Which-Ad2057]

Come on, I’m as anti-Hezballah as they come, but this

US is just playing peacemaker,

Is simply not true.

[u/EmperorChaos → u/Which-Ad2057]

Every single war that we have been a part of has been incredibly stupid and useless to Lebanon