I came here from a google AI search. Bless the unhinged malformed abominations it regurgitates, they're like the milk of a thousand pregnant monkeys glued to typewriters.
I assumed for years that a camel's toe must resemble a vagina since that was the trope, and then sure enough Google came out 27 years ago and I confirmed.
Fun fact: before trains crossed the continent the US Army actually bought a whole bunch of camels to help them cross the deserts of the American West.
They did a remarkably good job. Which probably shouldn’t be a surprise as camels evolved in the Americas before migrating to Asia. They even seem to have survived well on some plants that basically no non-camels eat.
Some cool stuff in their history like that Robert E Lee was the last one to order them on a mission. Also crazy to think of how camels were in San Antonio TX and Bakersfield CA in the 1850s.
Another fun fact: horses evolved in North America, migrated into Eurasia and Africa, then went extinct in NA. Thousands of years later and Europeans brought the modern horse back to their homeland.
Note that "horses" has to be taken in the widest sense here. The last common ancestor of the Equus genus evolved in North America around 4.5 million years ago. It very quickly spread into Eurasia. The diversification of Equus into the species extant today (eg. onager, zebras, donkeys, Przewalski horses, modern horses) happened entirely in Eurasia and Africa, whereas the species from the lineage that remained in America are all extinct (the last ones were wiped out 12,000 years ago by the first humans arriving in the Americas).
There was also the whole receding ice age glacier and climate change thing happening. Also oldest human artifact found in the Americas was a bead found in South America dated to 23,000 years old.
I think it was millions of years ago so the climate, environment would have been completely different and the camels themselves probably looked completely different as well.
Llamas and Alpacas are camelids and descended from the same North American camel ancestors, so that gives us an idea of how different they could have looked.
Train lines were built in central Australia to basically link the north and south of the continent. Camels and their riders were brought in to help construct it. Once the project was done they just let the camels go free and now there are wild camels in Australia.
That seems like a plan that could’ve backfired horrendously. Introducing a new animal into an island ecosystem then just letting them go to procreate and do whatever they want in a country of that size.
These guys were massive in the 2010s, tens of millions of views when Youtube was still paying really well. Like, they probably were paid 100.000s for that stunt alone.
Be adventurous, tell her someone posted a risky link and ask if she wants to potentially see some porn. Some of the nsfw subreddits are hilarious, there was one where people dressed their penises in different outfits, one time we saw someone skydiving naked. Last one was how many sharpies people could fit in their butts. It's a wild site.
I think it was my husband who told me that yes, camel toe is a thing that people are "into". Somehow it had been coded into my middle school girl brain that it was mortally embarrassing and cause for widespread ridicule. Was a relief, in a way. It just happens sometimes with vulvas, given their shape and all...
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u/allycosmic 17h ago
I get it now