r/herpetology • u/Easttex05 • 21h ago

My six year old found these outside on his water toy:

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And I had to explain that they were making babies. 😇

(Garland, Texas)

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u/Serve-Anxious 21h ago

Have they no shame...

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u/SonoranSnakeSquad 21h ago

Anole sex 🫣

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u/Sad-Hedgehog8338 21h ago

Good one!😄

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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 20h ago

I see what you did there.....

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 18h ago

You... perfect 👌

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u/revieman1 21h ago

bro is side eyeing the camera like “can you not. I’m kind of busy here”

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u/reddit33450 21h ago

good educational opportunity

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u/Longjumping-Run-7027 21h ago

When a daddy anole and a mommy anole love each other very much...

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u/Responsibility_Witty 20h ago

This is the fourth image of anoles banging that has shown up in my feed in the past 5 days 😭

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u/NKD713 19h ago

You might want to do some self-reflection on things affecting your algorithm...

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u/Easttex05 21h ago

In truth, I've been watching them and he has been stalking her for a few weeks now. I guess he finally managed to catch up to her.

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u/chrdtt 20h ago

It's their water toy now lol

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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 20h ago

Bow chicka bow wow!

Get a room, or a more private children's water table.

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u/Lovemybee 18h ago

"Bow chicka bow wow" always makes me laugh. Thank you!

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 18h ago

That look from the top one... all I can hear is Pepe Le Pew's voice wooing her 😂

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u/lacosaknitstra 19h ago

Damn, he’s biting her neck! Giggity.

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u/rhykingtheviking 19h ago

Anoles are so eggsxcited and they just cant hide it

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u/chinacat2u2 19h ago

Is it just me or does the one on top have a sly little smile going on?

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 19h ago

He is biting her lol

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u/chinacat2u2 9h ago

Well that was very Cynical…

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u/Morsadean 13h ago

And this move here is called the Kentucky Sidewinder

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u/maa-kee-aa-tow 16h ago

Awhhhh ,they're snuggling by the pool

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u/mschreiber1 7h ago

Looks like you’re going to have to have “the talk” now

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u/DirtyNakedHippie 20h ago

Time to teach him/her about the lizards and the bees.

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u/ReactionFragrant5455 19h ago

Lizard love😍

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u/No-Occasion-4644 17h ago

They love each other.

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u/mere_iguana 13h ago

aw look at him being all gentle with her

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u/ChaZZZZahC 7h ago

Well that's how you get more lizards.