r/gonewildpopping Feb 23 '18

Was afraid it was a pilondial cyst. Turned out to be an irritated whitehead. NSFW

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u/Saytanschild Feb 23 '18

Completely unnecessary dick drawing made me laugh.

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u/KatagatCunt Feb 23 '18

The illusive dickbutt

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '18

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u/Ultrawenis Jul 16 '18

"You ever heard of dickbutt?"

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u/fumosca Feb 23 '18

I turned twelve for about a minute and couldn't stop laughing, it's the best way to offset the fact you're taking a picture of your ass and sending it to somebody.

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u/Ultrawenis Jul 16 '18

Define unnecessary.

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u/Cannabanoid420 Apr 28 '18

Its posts like this that make me realise how childish my humor can be. Laughed way too hard at it.

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u/mightymorphineranger Feb 23 '18

I had to have a pilonidal cyst removed around age eighteen. Recovery was 3+months cuz I was embarrassed and didn't tell parents/doctor soon enough. Total removed area was 4" deep, 5"wide and basically from butthole to just past top of crack. Had to heal from inside out so the chwecks wouldn't skin together. It fucking sucked but the percocets were awesome. I still wouldn't recommend leaving shit unchecked. 3/10, drugs good, huge bloody but gash, not good.

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u/booger_sculptor Feb 24 '18

My dad had the same thing as a newlywed. My mom remember changing the dressing none too fondly.

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u/mightymorphineranger Feb 24 '18

Oh yeah, the dressing change sucks. Have to rely on family/SO. I was fortunate enough to have a really awesome girlfriend at the time. Still sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

Your mom and dad share the same newly married memories my husband and I share. I couldn’t help feel sorry for him splayed out on the bed waiting for me to dress his ass cheeks. Not how I imagined the first 3 months of our marriage would be.

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u/MynameMB Oct 22 '21

How did it stretch from your butthole to the top of your butt crack, that's way bigger than what I've seen on the internet.

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u/MrChris33 Feb 23 '18

Did a doctor tell you its not a pilonidal cyst? Because this is exactly how they start out....just keep and eye on it and if it gets bigger with more pain and it feels warm to the touch, go have a doc look at it.

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u/booger_sculptor Feb 24 '18

No, a doctor hasn't seen it. Sound advice. Will do.

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u/danceswithswans Oct 16 '25

Not your first time drawing a dick. The Picasso of dicks