Airplane Farts for u/TurnedOnByPlaneSeats

[u/Ok-Ideal-640]

Preface for this one: this was really fun to write, partially because it wasn't all fetish material- at least for me, I'm sure all of it will be for the guy who asked for it. Whether this is a joke or he actually is into plane seats, I respect it, after all we're all into farts, so we can't judge 😭 Anyways, I hope he enjoys this, let's begin!

Me and Ruby boarded the plane, surprised over how empty it is. We bought business class tickets, meaning we were relatively well off compared to the others, but still not First Class. Her blonde hair brushed over her butt as she looked around the plane.

"I expected there to be way more people here for the price we paid..."

She was acting really innocent, considering she had stuffed herself at Burger King just a few minutes ago. I could still see the ketchup stain on her skirt that was struggling to hide her butt as she walked down the aisle to business class.

"We should get different rows, it's more comfortable, right? Nobody is here after all."

I was hoping to sit next to her and talk, but it's only a 4 hour flight, so it didn't really matter.

"Sure, makes it easier to go to the bathroom and stuff."

We got into our seat, hers right in front of mine. The seat creaked under her butt, getting louder as she shifted from left to right, settling into the seat.

"Drinks, ma'am?"

The flight attendant offered her a choice between Pepsi and Fanta, and she chose Fanta. She opened it and sipped slowly as we prepared for takeoff, the pilot going through the regular safety talk. We took off, and around ten minutes into the flight, she turned around, a nauseous look on her face.

"I told you I'm not good at flying, I don't feel well..."

Before I process what she says, she rips a fart into the seat. The seat is covered in leather, or at least imitation, that amplifies the sound. Nobody else is in our section, but I wouldn't be surprised if even the pilot heard it. The smell hits me a second later, and its even worse. I look at her but she goes back into her seat, the chair creaking. I think it's over, but I hear her fart again and again, the smell getting worse.

"God, you know they recycle the air, right?"

She turns around again, the sound of the chair starting to piss me off.

"I can't stop at this point..."

The farts start getting wetter, spluttering out of her asshole hot onto the cheap airplane seat. I wish I could die, the smell getting worse and worse.

"I'm sorry, babe..."

[u/TurnedOnByPlaneSeats]

I love it!

[u/Small-Seesaw3410]

Awesome