r/funhaus • u/RT_Video_Bot • Aug 28 '18
Funhaus Video FORTNITE CAMP? - Open Haus #184
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQUYBV8FvaA79
u/Frosty780 Aug 28 '18
James mentioning his one note characteristic makes me wonder what Alanah will soon become know for besides being Australian.
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u/Lupiv Aug 28 '18
besides being Australian.
You are very optimistic
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u/Johnny_Stooge Aug 29 '18
At least she'll retain the dignity of never being called a sheep shagger.
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u/5partan5582 Aug 28 '18
Alannah is only capable of looking like she's regretting everything or making nerdy quips and it's awesome. Perfect fit.
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u/RedXerzk Topping Doraemon Aug 28 '18
You Americans need a bidet.
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u/Simone1995 Aug 28 '18
Ah, i see you are a man of culture.
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u/Revgos Aug 28 '18
seriously , i fucking love my turkish bidet , every toilet in turkey has them , its great. I am cringing of the fact that most of the toilets in USA doesn't have a bidet...
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u/madkinghodor Aug 28 '18
I've never thought about dunking the TP in the water during a particularly messy poop. I will now though.
I won't do it, because it's inefficient. You take a messy poop, put some cheap, wet TP up there all that happens is you're gonna get shit on your fingers.
This is just like the time Lawrence talked about how fat dudes have a tendency to inadvertently shit on the toilet seat. I've been fat literally my entire life and that had never happened to me. Two weeks later and it does.
Funhaus have weird psychic abilities. Chyna, that Murder Truck thumbnail, me shitting on the toilet seat.
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u/Zeyz Aug 28 '18
I don’t feel like that’s always a fat thing I feel like that’s more of a “size of the toilet” thing most of the time. We moved into a new apartment a few months ago and the toilets are legit the tiniest ones I’ve ever seen. I’d never had that problem before in my life and now it happens to me pretty often. Small toilets are a fucking travesty.
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u/EggYinz Aug 28 '18
Bruce talking about wiping his ass is the perfect background for a hims add read
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u/ATN90 Aug 28 '18
Bunch of weirdos, wiping standing up.
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u/TehBigD97 Aug 28 '18
I love whenever this argument comes up.
Personally I don't get how you wipe while still sitting down. Do you have to put your hand down into the bowl?
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u/SchwiftyButthole Aug 28 '18
I kinda just lean to the side. My hand never goes below seat level.
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Aug 28 '18
You literally just smash the cheeks together then. Thats nasty.
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u/SchwiftyButthole Aug 29 '18
Nah, one cheek stays on the seat and the other is lifted up. They're open that way.
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Aug 29 '18
When you lean sideways your cheek is going to press up and top cheek will go down.
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u/SchwiftyButthole Aug 29 '18
I mean... nah.
How does standing up work? That is the only way I see your ass cheeks getting smashed together.
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Aug 28 '18
Why is that this hard to believe? It's not like the water is up to your butt. Your hand touches nothing.
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u/TacoParasite Aug 28 '18
I used to be a standing guy, then senior year of high school I got a knee injury which made it difficult to stand in that position. Been wiping sitting down ever since then.
You kinda just lean to the side like you're taking a big fart.
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u/NotLokey Aug 28 '18 edited Aug 28 '18
As someone who uses a bidet spray or water hose his whole life, the idea of wiping my ass with toilet paper is so bizarre. Different culture of course since I'm from Malaysia.
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Aug 28 '18
Do your public restrooms have bidets as well?
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u/NotLokey Aug 28 '18
From my experience a lot of them do. At the very least they'll have rubber hoses in place of bidets.
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u/Freysey Aug 29 '18
Wait you don't wipe after using the bidet? I've used bidets many times, high pressure ones, and often there be a little spec left to wipe off with paper.
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Aug 28 '18
Elyse's correct pronunciation of zdh is why she's the best member of Funhaus.
Also, no Spoole impression Alanah?! What the fuck?
All seriousness though, I can't wait for more of her in videos - she's really funny and gels well with the other members.
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Aug 28 '18
What kind of retard logic is this
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Aug 28 '18
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Aug 28 '18
Jokes on me you were only pretending
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Aug 28 '18
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Aug 28 '18
It's all jokes here fam
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u/NeonSignsRain Aug 28 '18
Elyse's new fake accent is a real turn-off, Funhaus. Can't say I understand the decision to make her Australian half the time.
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u/TravTaz13 Aug 28 '18
When the hell is this hims sponsorship gonna end?
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Aug 28 '18
Why does it matter?
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u/TravTaz13 Aug 28 '18
I don't feel comfortable supporting a company that tells you to avoid going to the doctor for your medical issues and just buy some of their pills. What if your erectile dysfunction is just caused by low testosterone? How can they possible find that out over the phone?
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u/Adnaan2513 Aug 28 '18
Have you never listened to the dude soup ad reads? Lawrence literally says that you should go to a doctor first then hims can fill out your prescription.
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u/TravTaz13 Aug 29 '18
I haven't really been listening to dude soup, but I remember the ads saying to avoid embarrassing doctor visits.
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u/tobes231 Aug 29 '18
You're definitely right, but after the minor backlash they've changed the read to include a message saying to consult your doctor first.
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Aug 28 '18
Then don't watch. This shit has been discussed ad nauseum on this subreddit and the rooster teeth subreddit, and funhaus has addressed it on this subreddit and their podcast. They aren't going to stop being sponsored by Hims because people on Reddit keep crying about it. If you want it to change, stop watching or keep your mouth shut.
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u/TravTaz13 Aug 29 '18
I don't watch any video sponsored by hims, and if nobody says anything when a company is doing something wrong then they are just going to do whatever the hell they want.
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Aug 29 '18
I just told you this has been discussed by this sub and funhaus responded to it. Only reason they will stop the Hims sponsorship is when it starts hurting their wallets. So keep doing what you're doing and don't watch any videos with Hims. If enough people do it, maybe it will stop
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u/Grooviestviking Aug 28 '18
I'm pretty sure that's a snippet of Billy Idol's Flesh For Fantasy at 7:00. I love it. A+ video.
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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18
Hope we get a Australian themed gameplay like they did with Canada.
James as wolverine, Adam in a kangaroo costume, and Alanna continuing to look like she's regretting her life choices.