r/fixedbytheduet • u/Filipino-Asker • 11d ago

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u/Radigan0 11d ago

Jokes aside I don't get why people hate on "man buns" so much. It's like Hawaiian pizza, or the word "moist," I swear people only hate on it because that's what they're "supposed" to do.

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u/Canvaverbalist 11d ago

Yeah I know the OP is a joke, but the fact that men have two socially acceptable haircuts and anything else is turned into ridicule is probably why so many people got triggered by this post.

Man bun, ponytail, fohawk fade, brocoli hair, bleached tips, mullets, bowlcut, edgar cut, rat tails, god fucking forbid a man tries anything else than a buzzcut or a combover, even being fucking bald is the punchline of so many jokes.

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u/TheVampyresBride 11d ago

I don't get it either. Guys, wear your hair any way you want to and own it. Don't let the haters win.

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u/ncocca 11d ago

Damn dude...well said

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u/FrostyD7 11d ago

I definitely ribbed my buddies with them a few years back when man bun mockery was at its highest, just because I could lol. But I also made sure to tell them sincerely that it looked good so they knew I was just taking the piss.

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u/TheVampyresBride 11d ago

Agreed. I love a man bun, and I respect Hawaiian pizza. I have no feelings about the word "moist" one way or another.

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u/rougeoiseau 11d ago

Man buns make me moist.

Can't believe I just typed that. The word moist makes me feel gross, but I do love a man bun.

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u/tamsyn003 11d ago

Exactly! So tired of the hive mind mentality these days. We should all strive to be more authentically ourselves.

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u/SunsetCarcass 10d ago

Or like socks and sandals

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u/Key-Specific-4368 10d ago

Moist Hawaiian pizzaa man buns

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 10d ago

While the 2 sentiments are valid

Pineapple on pizza is blasphemy ;)

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u/Radigan0 10d ago

I've never tried it myself but I've heard it's better when the pineapple is baked as well

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 10d ago edited 10d ago

I love pineapple....don't get me wrong

And I'm sure it's better baked, but it's the over powering flavour, even if ya pick them off, like say someone who doesnt like mushrooms can etc etc

BUT, pineapple taste just permeates thru the whole pizza..

I prefer to taste my pizza and ALL its toppings ;) so ya 

Say NO to Pineapple ;)

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 10d ago

Oh no...I was attacked by the pineapple people

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u/PitifulAssignment180 9d ago

Because manbuns are fugly and pineapple on pizza is a weird concept and tastes like shit. I admit these are basic af opinions, but still