r/discordVideos • u/The_Oregon_Duck • Oct 30 '25

UNEXPLAINED RARE OCCURENCE🌏☄️✨ It Was All A Dream…

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u/thefrenchplasturgist Oct 30 '25

good prank gonna try it on mark

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u/iShockLord Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Oct 30 '25

Mark when he finds out the snail was, in fact, real

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u/PrestigiousAd9967 Nov 03 '25

WAS THAT THE snail OF 9087?!1111

...

im sorry

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u/Noobpoob Oct 30 '25

It's the snail who dies when it touches you, that's why it was chasing...

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u/Guilty_Ghost Oct 30 '25

Next round of the universe your the snail

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u/Intelligent_Dig8319 Oct 30 '25

Im really sorry but

You're

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u/Noobpoob Oct 30 '25

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u/LuigiP16 Maybe the Big Boss was the friends we made along the way Oct 30 '25

Why is the pumpkin taking a child who just so happens to be named Too Long?

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u/Boner-b-gone Oct 30 '25

Really sorry, but its "I'm."

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Master_Chief_00117 Oct 31 '25

The beaver in the corner: Mmm wood.

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Oct 31 '25

Undead Unluck-ass

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u/JstARedditor Professional Shitter🧐 Oct 30 '25

poor thing wanted to die?

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u/Amar508 Oct 30 '25

Holy shit, if I went through that my heart would sink

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u/MaggieHigg Oct 30 '25

I think most people would be reasonably upset at the prospect of eternity alone in the unbearable emptiness of space

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u/60thrain Oct 30 '25

r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/immortalreddotmemeog Oct 30 '25

Mildly infuriating? Bitch that is the most cruel outcome any one person can endure

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u/Revil0_o Oct 30 '25

what about the prospect of eternity alone in the unbearable emptiness of space and stubbing your toe?

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u/60thrain Oct 30 '25

That's the joke

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u/AccessTheMainframe Oct 30 '25

some cosmological models predict the universe will eventually reform

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u/MaggieHigg Oct 31 '25

What are the chances you get pulled into the gravitational pull of a planet with life in it

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u/MongolianPsycho Nov 09 '25

Have you read a manga by the name of Fire Punch?

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Nov 01 '25

Kars stopped thinking

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate Oct 30 '25

Woah, yeah no thanks I don’t want to think about that. The Snail should unalive me and itself. (Got banned for the other word)

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u/emparer Oct 30 '25

This is lore holy shit

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u/Blaine1111 Oct 30 '25

Is that samurai jack?

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u/Many-Strength4949 Oct 30 '25

Looks like the one and only

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u/Withinmyrange Oct 30 '25

That must be the highest magnitude of existential dread one can experience.

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u/According-Race-6587 Oct 30 '25

Have fun experiencing heat death. Do you think given enough time and focus you could recreate a universe inside your head and become a god?

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u/rage-quit Oct 30 '25

Nah, I think I'll just put on some purple drip and eat planets in the next Universe instead

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u/According-Race-6587 Oct 30 '25

Seems like a much better use of time than trying to conjure individual beings made up of parceled out pieces of my own consciousness so that I don't go insane of boredom. What a stupid existence that would be.

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u/DeftandDumb Oct 30 '25

It would be interesting to the unknowing denizens of the universe though. So the real question becomes:

could you recreate a universe by splitting your mind/self so thoroughly that you truly simulate it and you forget you were ever its Creator?

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u/AaronInside Oct 30 '25

If you believe that consciousness exists, yes.

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u/pswii360i Oct 30 '25

I'd try to go for the Professor Paradox scenario and hope with enough time and insanity I can discover how to warp reality itself. You literally have infinite time, it's worth a shot.

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u/The_Coolest_Undead Oct 30 '25

that's what I always say when the "living forever sucks" argument comes out, at the end of time you get all the time to think about things, you could simulate a whole new universe, simulating just one second of one person on that universe might take you 1000 years but who cares? you've got infinity

and then when you are done with that person you do it with the next one, you end up living every life, every possibility, you become time itself

once you are at that state, there is no "you", you are basically dead, the machine that's calculating every possible outcome in every possible universe, you are god

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u/iNuminex Oct 30 '25

Yeah no, this reads a lot like a kid's fantasy about beating up their bullies.

In reality you'd just lose your mind and go insane from loneliness and lack of any and all stimulation except your own hunger pain.

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u/drinkingcarrots Oct 30 '25

I think eventually your brain would just shut off. Perma sleep type situation.

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u/Desolver20 Oct 31 '25

JoJo's had it right i think. You get thrown out to space as an immortal, and after eons, you just stop thinking. Your brain just... empties isn't the right word, it just slows down until no neurons are firing anymore. And that's just it, then.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Oct 30 '25

So basically the premise of the Elder Scrolls, kinda

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u/Poo_Pee-Man Oct 31 '25

That like one of the story from phoenix manga. The main character is immortal and his body straight up perished cause it got too old but his consciousness is still alive and he became a god.

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Nov 01 '25

Bro thats just called dreaming

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u/AccomplishedQuit4801 Nov 02 '25

Elder scrolls lore essentially

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u/Minimum-Injury3909 Oct 30 '25

Why would you wait until you’re floating in the abyss of space bro? All the time in the world and you’re still procrastinating.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Oct 30 '25

The point is to avoid the snail for as long as possible but you get to a point where you are ready for the end

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u/G_DuBs Oct 30 '25

If you live long enough to see humans travel the stars you could simply leave earth for another planet/colony. How’s the snail getting you then? At some point you might leave the solar system. If you travel fast time slows for you but passes as normal for everyone else. Spend some time traveling the stars. Eventually the sun goes supernova, but the snail survives, you could spend thousands or millions of years sifting through the rubble to find the snail finally. That’s if it didn’t get blasted to the next star over when the sun blew up. Man, I do love this question/thought experiment.

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u/lilbites420 Oct 30 '25

A fate worse than death :(

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u/coffeeears_ Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

At the point of living millions of untold years, I would too try touch the snail.

Non-existence, rebirth, or heaven, anything would be better than floating in a void of nothingness unable to die. For that is hell.

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u/Hit-N-Run1016 Oct 30 '25

That’s… that’s what this post is talking about…

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u/Imaginary_East5786 Oct 30 '25

music?

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u/RoutineAd5982 Oct 30 '25

Kendrick Lamar - PRIDE.

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u/Imaginary_East5786 Oct 30 '25

thanks, Kendrick the 🐐

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u/OdangoFan Oct 30 '25

Eventually, he stopped thinking.

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u/Core_offline Oct 30 '25

Context?

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u/Emery_Gem Oct 30 '25

it all started with a meme about what if you were immortal but a snail is always trying to get to you, if it touches you, you die.

this video depicts an immortal man, possibly existing after the end of the earth, finally accepting death and willingly touching the snail, only for it to have never been true

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u/Makisani Oct 31 '25

I didn't know about it, just by reading your message I feel really bad

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u/Emery_Gem Oct 31 '25

aww man, sorry for the existential dread :(

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u/Makisani Oct 31 '25

No worries, it happens a lot

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u/Qiwas Oct 30 '25

Have you heard about the immortal snail thought experiment?

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u/Stonedfiremine Oct 30 '25

The whole time? The snail was chasing you so it could be free.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Oh, I don't like this at all.

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 Professional Shitter🧐 Oct 30 '25

The snail wasn’t immortal.

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u/-Razi123- Oct 30 '25

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Oct 30 '25

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Pride by Kendrick Lamar off of DAMN.

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u/rooshavik Oct 30 '25

Nah it’s when you seek it out does death shows it’s cruel joke probably could’ve died if it caught you when you wanted to live

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u/LargeGuidance1 Oct 30 '25

What song is this

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Pride by Kendrick Lamar off of DAMN.

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u/randomwords2003 Oct 31 '25

u/auddbot

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u/davendees1 Oct 31 '25

PRIDE. by Kendrick Lamar

This version is super edited tho

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u/auddbot Oct 31 '25

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

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u/NegativeSwordfish522 Nov 01 '25

Least traumatic savia trip

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Professional Shitter🧐 Nov 11 '25

The snail wasn’t immortal, you were

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u/secrets_kept_hidden Dec 02 '25

Yes it was. Why do you think it was after him?

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u/Waly98 Dec 13 '25

Check out my luxury dog

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u/MrSpiffy123 when no one hears a word they say Oct 30 '25

Don't worry! Unless the universe keeps expanding forever, everything should eventually all be pulled together under its own gravity

Sincerely,

Not a Physics Major

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u/Positive-Database754 Oct 31 '25

Nice. Just gotta wait out 10^100 years.

Sure do hope after 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, I'm still sane enough to witness the beauty of the crunch, and/or heat death, whichever occurs first.