r/destinycirclejerk • u/FantasticDae • 14h ago

Unpopular Opinion It’s June 1st Guardians, time to celebrate all the LGBTQ+ Representation this franchise has!

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509 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Zealousideal-Ant1314 14h ago

> Forgetting Micah

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u/Timsaurus 12h ago

Micah my queen :3

Also Nimbus, but I honestly can't blame people for not remembering them.

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u/FantasticDae 10h ago

I’m sorry… I failed you…

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u/HiImBraindead 13h ago

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u/The_Curve_Death Eramis Simp 13h ago

Drifter

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u/TFGHawkeye Literally Fatebringer 12h ago

Drifter

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u/williamtheraven 7h ago

Mara is more a cougar, as she doesn't have children

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u/Vera_Verse 14h ago

It's true...

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u/Acrobatic_Book_7154 13h ago

Louis is gay!!!?!?! he's a brave bird for coming out

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u/FantasticDae 12h ago

Duhhhhhh have you ever met a Louis who wasn’t?

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u/Sadgirl_exe Gilded Dredgen 14h ago

where is my non binary monarch Nimbus tho

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u/FantasticDae 14h ago

uj/ FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET NIMBUS AND THIER SLUTTY FUCKIN WAIST FUCK FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAA

rj/ you mean CRINGEbus from lightFAIL??? I’m sending Anthrax, Kell of Mail, to your house slugger. Hope you have enough revive tokens.

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u/Sadgirl_exe Gilded Dredgen 14h ago

Guardian down... down bad for Nimbus....

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u/iReadit93 14h ago

They are up on they radial mast!

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u/Offensiv3Bias 12h ago

Nimbus is the Meg of the Destiny franchise.

At least Shaztecross Han can be slandered for being a fraud

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u/BehavingPenguin The Vex are Cameramen 11h ago

Me???

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u/Ugotkikbae 13h ago

Where’s Drifter(Pan)

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u/FantasticDae 13h ago

I’m a fraud, execute me

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u/SouthPawArt 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/x9VBuyFwaBAMo

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u/FantasticDae 12h ago

POV: June 9th update (they’re patching the queer exploit)

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u/SouthPawArt 12h ago

I'm back, gay boys!

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u/Mnkke 13h ago

/uj me going through the slideshow Noo, yeah see, you forgot that I'm supp- AH AHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOO IM ON THERE

/rj me going through the slideshow Noo, yeah see, you forgot that I'm supp- AH AHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOO IM ON THERE (AND NO MICAH OR NIMBUSSY 😭😭😭😭)

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u/Lodi_Minion Lodi Minion 13h ago

Whether you love bananas, papayas, or both, know that you are a valid and loved human being, brozikies.

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u/PsychoticDust 13h ago

What is Mara? It's been a long time since I brushed up on my Destiny lore.

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u/stealer_of_monkeys 12h ago

She was in a relationship with Sjur Eido and hooked up with shaxx if you believe that the helmet stayed on

I don't think it's been explicitly stated what kind of queer she is but most likely somewhere under the bi umbrella

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u/PsychoticDust 12h ago

Shaxx! No way! Haha, that's brilliant. Thank you.

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u/of_no_real_opinion 12h ago

She has a lot of hidden vex tapes

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u/WendlersEditor 12h ago

What about Tracer and Lifeweaver? And the Lodi Minion?

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u/TheRed24 Alpha Beta Alpha Player 12h ago

Can't forget our Tusk Queen Goddess Empress Caiatl

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u/FantasticDae 11h ago

uj/ wait fr does she swing both ways or have a gf cuz I always thought she was gonna get Zavala pregnant

rj/ wait fr does she swing both ways or have a gf cuz I always thought she was gonna get Zavala pregnant

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u/Snivyland 6h ago

Where’s Ghalr?????

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u/FantasticDae 6h ago

In my pussy wdym

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u/TuskOfTheTask 14h ago

Thanks for inclusion, appreciate it

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u/redactwo 13h ago

good post

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u/ItsExoticChaos Alpha Beta Alpha Player 11h ago

Ha gay

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u/sammysimplicity 8h ago

Forgot our canonical husband, Shaxx :p My mans ain't straight if he's willing to marry all of us

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u/Skilodracus Mara Sov Simp 7h ago

Glad to finally be recognized as cannonically gay. 

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u/Fake-Proctologist 4h ago

Isn’t the queen straight? Cuz her and Shaxx had a thing if I remember correctly

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u/JRarick 2h ago

Shoot this game is pretty gay

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u/Diribiri 58m ago

no no no I can't be clocked like this nooooo

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u/TauNkosi 12h ago

How did you know I like men

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u/Cootu 11h ago

Oh hardy har har

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u/Chosenwaffle 12h ago

Shhh hide this post. It just looks like proof of the "go woke, go broke" shit

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u/FantasticDae 12h ago

tfw when the wokeness takes over a decade to kill a franchise

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u/hanamizuno 10h ago

Its a slow killer I guess

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u/Notbeckket 14h ago

I pretend it doesn’t exist shoe horning diversity is just bad writing.

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u/FantasticDae 14h ago

Destiny 2 died because of woke

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u/Lodi_Minion Lodi Minion 13h ago

Could you please shoehorn a banana inside of your papaya, brozikie?

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u/Silverveilv2 13h ago

Based banana papaya moment

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u/Timsaurus 12h ago

My beloved Lodi Minion is based? We stay winning.

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u/ItsAverino 13h ago

Fuck off

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u/Notbeckket 13h ago

So brave

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u/Additional_Charge496 9h ago

yeah he grinded that event while you remain titleless

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u/Timsaurus 12h ago

Weirdos when queer people exist:

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u/HoleParty 12h ago

You can barely string together a sentence and you’re trying to tell us what bad writing is?

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u/Notbeckket 12h ago

I know you’re emotional right now but please argue the point. Does it add anything to the overall narrative? It doesn’t make sense for a guardian to have any relationship straight or gay. If you can sway me with actually lore that isn’t a writer/dev self insert. I will happily change my opinion.

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u/FantasticDae 11h ago

Hey slugger I just got back from doing a mythic patrol with your girlfriend’s girlfriend and got word that on June 9th bungie is going to make everyone who wasn’t gay already gay and everyone who is already gay double gay sorry xoxo

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u/HoleParty 11h ago

I don’t give a fuck about lore, dork. Relationships are a key part of storytelling. They teach you this shit in school when you’re like 8 years old.

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u/Koreaia 9h ago

Why wouldn't it make sense? Guardians are immortal, not unfeeling. In the most popular cases, they're with other guardians. Imagine having feelings for someone, and spending hundreds of years knowing them.

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u/Koreaia 9h ago

The past 12 years must have been a long time then.

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u/ReferenceSilver2112 13h ago

Nah id vouch only saint and osirus nimbus is male and oryx like why are we putting labels on cools things to make them lame like

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u/Momotchy 13h ago

oryx is BY LORE trans my dude

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u/of_no_real_opinion 12h ago

You realize that Oryx was originally female right? The THREE SISTERS.

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u/Timsaurus 12h ago

Nimbus is quite literally not male friendo. They are non-binary, friendo, and furthermore, what you said there friendo, is not very kind or intelligent, friendo. Perhaps, friendo, you should educate yourself and learn to be a little more accepting of other friendo's, friendo.