r/destinycirclejerk • u/Altruistic_Grand_513 • Dec 20 '25

Bungie Suggestion I hope in the next expansion we fight the kirkness

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u/Marathon_bob_1 Frog blast the vent core! Dec 21 '25

Ikora Rey is stealing the position of warlock vanguard from a white man who rightfully earned it

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u/FEBRAN07 Dec 21 '25

WE ARE THE WITNESS

WE CARRY THE SHAPE

WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE WINNOWER

WE'LL HONOR THEIR NAMES

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u/peepoMilkies Gilded Dredgen Dec 21 '25

I can hear the song, praise Chuke Kith

95

u/MrCounterSnipe Dec 21 '25

Take the floating bits out so I can send this to my clan discord with no context

93

u/DeadeyeNaver Dec 21 '25

My creation

27

u/MrCounterSnipe Dec 21 '25

Thanks now I'm REALLY jorkin it

19

u/DeadeyeNaver Dec 21 '25

I had to edit this with one hand cause i kept paracausally jorking it

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u/AyItzAce Dec 21 '25

define paracausality

2

u/CummyMonkey420 Dec 21 '25

I'll define it all over your chin bb

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/JoeysSmallwood Dec 21 '25

When I see a Hunter top fragging in my lobby, I'll have to ask myself, are they actually good? Or are they just benefitting from one of the ten dei hunter builds bungie refuses to touch or talk about.

16

u/JoeysSmallwood Dec 21 '25

Psions involved in violent crime have only spiked after Calus ended slavery.

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u/Keksis_the_Defiled Pete Parson’s 217th Vintage Car Dec 21 '25

This is clear example of Barant-washing. Only a pro slavery Imperiumcel or a Praetorate glazer would say something so Consul-coded.

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u/Creative_Actuator_43 Dec 21 '25

Destiny 3: Er’ìka Kirk seeks vengeance, neglecting sword logic with Jeffrey Dick Vance by her side and seemingly igniting a passionate relationship with him . The echo of Charlie Kirk returns and is distraught

5

u/Solo_Wing_Buddy Dec 21 '25

Paracasual cucking

27

u/nowTHATSakatana1999 Dec 21 '25

“Dear Lightards, if you really wanted to defend your existence so badly then why don’t you try harder to not die?” — Turning Point Veil

31

u/Impossible_Frame_241 Dec 21 '25

Do you know what percentage of eliksni commit crime?

23

u/V1K1Ng147 Dec 21 '25

*Fallen

20

u/StonedRussian Dec 21 '25

Oh so we just throwing out slurs now

5

u/Listless_Dreadnaught Dec 21 '25

It’s what the Kirkness would do

5

u/Meowskatress Dec 21 '25

Counting or not counting house violence?

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u/Kameski Zavala Toilet Enthusiast Dec 21 '25

Wake up Stasisflakes this is what a true patriot looks like!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/Beatful_chaos Dec 21 '25 edited Mar 17 '26

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u/Potential-Message835 Gahlr Dec 21 '25

Counting or not counting faction violence?

6

u/GoldenGekko Dec 21 '25

Poor Kirk. Everyone who seemed like they really cared about him have dropped him so hard and now it seems he just lives on in memes 💀💀💀

YEESH 🤣

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u/Meatloaf_Hitler FOMO Dec 21 '25

uj/ Remember how all his people were screaming about how "they made him a martyr" and how "they're gonna see blood real soon" and other shit like that? Most wannabe tough guy shit ever just for them to make a shitty AI slop song that got memed even harder than his tiny little face.

6

u/ster1ing Pete Parson’s 217th Vintage Car Dec 21 '25

“owoo what’s this” written on the side of my golden gun from still hunt

5

u/Meowskatress Dec 21 '25

The Devil's Ruin ornament

3

u/Tsoharmonia Dec 21 '25

If you're reading this you're Osiris

12

u/NegativeClassroom226 Dec 21 '25

We are Charlie Kirk

5

u/nowTHATSakatana1999 Dec 21 '25

“We carry the flame.” — The Witness (c. 2024)

2

u/Dredgen_Servum Dec 21 '25

Writing uwu with a sharpie on my graviton bullets (black holes)

5

u/DeadeyeNaver Dec 20 '25

Banana papaya

3

u/__System__ Dec 21 '25

Better than the wife of the Kirkness

3

u/Meowskatress Dec 21 '25

Crit spot is on the neck

3

u/RedBladeAtlas Pete Parson’s 217th Vintage Car Dec 21 '25

Your pale neck holds the key.

2

u/ExoConnoisseur Dec 21 '25

We are the witness

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

how is this allowed on destiny subreddits but i say one curse word and people take offense like r we ded ass

1

u/RegSogo Dec 21 '25

Sounds good...

1

u/SP4RT4NH0RN3T56 Dec 21 '25

He face to big

1

u/Totalsnipe815 Nessus Froge Dec 21 '25

The weakpoint is the neck

1

u/snowmonster112 Dec 21 '25

I’m surprised this isn’t covered in black highlighter

1

u/jaffamuncher Dec 21 '25

Counting or not counting dread violence?

1

u/Silver_Sort_4384 Dec 22 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Erica is the real witness, Charlie was more like Calus. I mean when Calus over stepped The Witness allowed him to be killed by its mortal enemies. That really lines up better 🤷‍♂️

1

u/TheWagn Dec 22 '25

I hope next expansion we fight your mum

1

u/ReflectionJaded3961 Dec 22 '25

i think its time to move on mate this game is dead

1

u/Cerealbowles23 Dec 26 '25

Not as dead as the Kirkness

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u/YoannPandaCat Dec 24 '25

Can't wait to OS the Kirkness

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u/Luke__Okada Dec 21 '25

Gotta put the teeth so it's more recognizable

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u/Killme72596964 Dec 21 '25

This ain’t it bro

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u/Sax_Verstappen_ Dec 21 '25

Don’t be such a stasis-flake it’s just darkness humor

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u/Meatloaf_Hitler FOMO Dec 21 '25

uj/ I don't like that people actually joked about/celebrated his death. But let's be real: The dude was a huge piece of shit in his life to everyone but his little group. He openly belittled black people, trans/LGBT people, and stood against the Civil Rights Act, mocked the deaths of Brianna Taylor and George Floyd, and disrespected the parents of School Shooting victims. While I don't think he should've died for who he was, i'm not at all surprised the dude was/is clowned on as hard as he was, even in death.

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u/Killme72596964 Dec 21 '25

When I’m in a “taking things out of context” competition and my opponent doesn’t like Charlie Kirk

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u/Meowskatress Dec 21 '25

When I'm in a "having shit takes online" competition and my opponent has a Savathun/Eris Morn Reddit Avatar

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u/callmeanytime2000 Dec 23 '25

So whats the context for him saying hed force his 10 year old daughter to give birth?

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u/Killme72596964 Dec 25 '25

Uh, because killing an innocent baby is wrong?💀