I’m married to someone almost double my age and am expecting a baby, ask me anything I’ll answer

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085]

Just like the title says. Be respectful and I’ll answer basically anything. and yes, I have done this AMA before, but the 3rd trimester of my pregnancy is hitting me like a ton of bricks rn and I’m bored out of my mind with nothing to do but lay around

[u/neatoburrito]

How old are the two of you, please don't say 14 and 28.

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085 → u/neatoburrito]

Oh no we’re 15 and 30 😂😂 jk we’re 33 and 61

[u/inforeader1019]

This is great . In some cultures, the expectant Parents organize a Baby Shower . Whether such an event is a part of your culture too ? If yes, can you tell us more about it ? (Done / planning to do )

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085 → u/inforeader1019]

We had a baby shower, yes, but it was a very casual one.

[u/wakatea]

I've seen you post so much that I actually went and read through your profile cause I was trying figure out of you and hubby were doing an onlyfans or some such.

You actually seem pretty normal and nice though. Congrats on your growing family.

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085 → u/wakatea]

I don’t actually post that much. I have crossposted about it several times in the past week or so, just out of boredom, lol. 

We’ve had people ask if we had OF before so maybe there’s a market for that 😂 wild story related to that actually, some random dude on here actually offered $500 to watch us…you know.

[u/Heavyweighsthecrown]

whats your 3 favorite bands?

also congrats on your baby

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085 → u/Heavyweighsthecrown]

Somehow you’ve found every single AMA I’ve ever done to ask this I think 😂 but thanks!

[u/Heavyweighsthecrown → u/Haunting_Shape_6085]

god damn

[u/Baloney_Boogie]

Wild!

[u/DarkMode_1337]

So like every human being from past?

[u/Haunting_Shape_6085 → u/DarkMode_1337]

Wut