r/cablefail Apr 03 '26

which wire do I cut?

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u/learningtech-ac-uk Apr 03 '26

If it’s your last day at the job - all of the ones on the back of it

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u/MBucko88 Apr 03 '26

waved a razor sharp machete behind, nothing happened….

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u/learningtech-ac-uk Apr 03 '26

Give it a few seconds and you’ll hear the screams from the offices.

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u/MBucko88 Apr 03 '26

Instructions unclear, its first day not last day, police here looking for someone wielding a machete

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u/USSCSmith Apr 03 '26

Knew a guy that knew he was going to quit. Last day he took a label maker and mislabeled everything.

This was a long time ago - the company was trying to track ports and what not in a pooly managed excel spreadsheet.

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u/MBucko88 Apr 03 '26

I do that from the first day, then when shit goes wrong and i fix it, it looks like I’ve done good