r/bonehurtingjuice • u/Entire_Asparagus2120 • 1d ago

Simp son

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2.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/butt-holg 1d ago

His nipples are still deceased

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u/smithers85 1d ago

takes a min for the life juice to spread back through the aether

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u/SomeoneRepeated 1d ago

Is that how top surgery works?

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 1d ago

My wife is hot.

And blind curvy.

I have a hot, blind curvy wife.

NSFW on Patreon.

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u/DemonGodDumplin 1d ago

The bacon grease made me cum

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u/EvensenFM 1d ago

I like it 10/10

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 1d ago

Wtf is the oslpo

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u/AnaReddit2 1d ago

Idk she sat on his face to make him breathe again I guess?

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago

I’ve seen at least one other comic from this person where the punchline was sitting on a face.

Just fetish-posting. Where funny?

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u/DaBrookePlayz 1d ago

Would you lookie here

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s hilarious because that isn’t even the one I saw!

The one I saw was like, the boyfriend was feeling down so she says “want me to do the thing?” he sighs and says yes and the next panel is her sitting on his face.

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 1d ago

That doesn't even make any sense

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u/harmondrabbit 1d ago

I thought the blue haired lady told her to give him the breath of life through his penis and he looks like that because he's just super relaxed now.

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u/RiderforHire 1d ago

Cock injured.

Nurse pls fix.

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u/Fufu-le-fu 10h ago

Thick thighs save lives?

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u/FlondreBg 1d ago

big fart in mouth

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u/Keebster101 1d ago

I thought the joke was gonna be the classic "fake die so hot girl gives CPR but actually ugly girl does it" but there's even less of a joke than that

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u/redditnostalgia 1d ago

Being sat on gave him the will and determination to live again

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u/Laffenor 1d ago

Pathetic

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u/Chispy 1d ago

it's the same face

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u/TheDynaheart 1d ago

Horrid implications come from him recovering air after she sits on his face

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u/JustAHunter5871 1d ago

So I'm someone who's always defended the punchline being sex, I feel like a lot of people are really harsh about r/comics and just generally weird about it

However I used to follow this guy because their comics used to be pretty good. But over time, literally every punchline started to be about ass. I gradually watched a person's comics shift to being about one specific joke and nothing else, and it's not even a funny joke

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u/DASreddituser 1d ago

thats the issue. People have seen it be the punchline more times than not and it makes react strongly to it now

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u/htmlcoderexe 1d ago

once the worm bites, sometimes it takes a while for it to gradually take possession

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u/kumikanki 1d ago

x _ x

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 1d ago

would you not sit on his chest in the orange's weird logic?

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u/shorty6049 1d ago

The orangina makes no sense!

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u/Othello351 1d ago

The joke is just sex there is no other bit here.

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u/NichtEinmalFalsch 1d ago

the joke is that horny

horny is the joke

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u/darkerjerry 6h ago

Did she fart in his mouth?