r/bonehurtingjuice 2d ago

OC Bench

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u/Ruuubs 2d ago

Oh boy, it’s the old man who turns you slavic!

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u/Appropriate-Oil9354 2d ago

Do you mind if I steal this idea?

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u/Ruuubs 2d ago

Do it

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u/your_catfish_friend 2d ago

Ogled

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u/your_catfish_friend 2d ago

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u/your_catfish_friend 2d ago

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u/your_catfish_friend 2d ago edited 2d ago

(It’s nice that she doesn’t take his remaining life energy, letting him keep what time he has left. She isn’t that kind of monster)

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u/zawalimbooo 2d ago

Nobody would go sit on a random man's lap, what is the author thinking?

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 2d ago

That was just gratuitosly mean, I don't think I can even read a joke in there...old guys are unattractive? Women are evil for not infringing on your personal space? What?

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u/certainlystormy 2d ago

give the panty shot and display of the girl as a romantic object i'm going to assume the guy on the bench is meant to be an "ah, society" kind of self-insert. this might be an incel comic

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u/CRtwenty 2d ago

I found some of the artists other comics, it seems the comic is meant to be a sex comedy but their humor is super cringey.

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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 2d ago

"Water is wet"

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u/skotarist 1d ago

No, the bench is wet

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u/CRtwenty 2d ago

I guess Oglaf is the example that proves the rule.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago

I'm 90% sure that the vast majority of sex comics artists on reddit have no idea of what sex is.

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u/RouteAverage3112 1d ago

The number six in Latin, duh. Not very comedic. But i found this

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u/popilikia 1d ago

Alina gets that a lot, but the whole point of the comic is lampooning sex comics, especially when the artist gets into her formative years. It's different from a lot of sex comics in that it tries to explain how sex comic characters could be remotely plausible in real life

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u/GardenDwell 2d ago

it's literally the same joke as the looking good Susan comic, just the woman is the one flirting.

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u/popilikia 1d ago

It's just Alina, the joke is her personality

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago

If it's part of a character driven series that might be a different story

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u/FlondreBg 2d ago

As a feminist I'm all for random women sitting on my lap if they feel like it, I also cook and I'm a good listener

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 2d ago

My favorite book is The Notebook, ladies.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 2d ago

you're not gonna get anyone under 50 like that. ...No shame if that's your thing ofc

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u/Randomdude-5 2d ago

7’9” by the way

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u/FlondreBg 2d ago

I'm 164cm tall so I can't really go with that, never was an issue for me tho

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u/thatdeaththo 2d ago

and 6'8" tall 😉

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u/-unknown_harlequin- 2d ago

Doesn't sound so much feminist as much as a pervert tbh

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u/SenorBolin 2d ago

Sorry dude, no jokes allowed here, this is BHJ

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u/hodges2 2d ago

What's perverted about cooking and being a good listener?

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u/-unknown_harlequin- 2d ago

Nobody mentions being a good cook or good listener until they're trying to get laid

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u/FlondreBg 2d ago

you're just mad because I have more game than you

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u/Alecajuice 2d ago

Congrats. You found the joke

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u/Chuk741776 2d ago

Alina is one hell of a comic strip, that's for sure

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 2d ago

This author has some serious problems. They are very open about the fact (because it's the punchline 75% of the time) that they are an exhibitionist degenerate (those two terms aren't mutually exclusive, she's just both) because they're spiteful of their father. You could not get any more stereotypical

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u/AdvancedSkill931 2d ago

It would be a real Jucika move

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u/Quantum_laugh 2d ago

I think it was a Jucika strip that she'd behave the same in those two circumstances

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 1d ago

Jucika wouldn't be so out-of-the-blue, she understands consent.

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u/AltoRhombus 2d ago

cumbrained sex thinking but only always.

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u/Haazelnutts 2d ago

They're from Petersburg.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 2d ago

That is one hell of a way to choose to squat in a short skirt lol

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u/skoobityscoop 2d ago

Power move to assert dominance

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u/devilhorndreemur 2d ago

Slavic special stance

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u/Malacro 2d ago

But are her heels down? We can’t be sure.

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u/Blossomie 2d ago

True, could be a spy.

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u/Blossomie 2d ago

All she needs to do is start pissin’ and make unbreaking eye contact and she will secure the position of alpha.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 2d ago

She can do that if she wants, I was feelin' thirsty anyways :3

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u/Cato0014 2d ago

Based

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u/some_kind_of_bird 2d ago

Is there a point to this besides people finding some people more attractive than others?

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u/AspergerKid 2d ago edited 1d ago

yes, the point is that if you are an attractive man, women automatically have a right to be sexually intrusive.

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 2d ago

this but unironically

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u/BusOfSelfDoubt 2d ago

basic handsome = women like you ugly = women dont like you chud logic

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 2d ago

How is that chud logic

It's chud logic to think this is unfair or a bad thing

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u/Vuelhering 2d ago

This is the "Hello HR?" office cartoon. Crazy.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 2d ago

Incels don't make up scenarios to get mad at challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-BREASTS_ 2d ago

You're supposed to emphasise with the girl. Its the authors self insert if you check out their other stuff.

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u/pink_panda2 1d ago

brutal.

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u/hodges2 2d ago

Would this be considered sexual harassment?

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u/Benvincible 2d ago

This comic gets pretty gross

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u/hodges2 2d ago

There's more after the second guy?

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u/CRtwenty 2d ago

Theres other comics with this character. Let's just say the main joke is usually "sexual assault is fine if you're a hot girl"

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u/Benvincible 1d ago

And weirdly a subplot that suggests the main character's sexual liberation is a byproduct of childhood trauma, which suuuuucks

Like, how are you gonna have a horny comic that's anti horny

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u/Polibiux 2d ago

Probably but I don’t know the legality here

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 2d ago

Peter this is just battery

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u/Mcbadguy 1d ago

Cock farting!

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u/RonaldDoal 1d ago

I want a version of this with reversed genders, just to expose how fucking inappropriate that is

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u/lil_vette 2d ago edited 2d ago

You gotta love when an artist openly and unambiguously tells you what kind of person they are

That fourth panel could never have been drawn by someone normal

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u/cbospr 2d ago

The artist didn't need to put in a gratuitous panty shot, but they really wanted to emphasize that this is a terrible comic for shitty people, and I respect that.

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 2d ago

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u/EggplantAlpinism 2d ago

No hundreds of updoots for you

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u/stronkreptile 2d ago

can someone explain the esotericism to me? is the joke just that they won’t sit in a fat dudes lap?

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u/CRtwenty 1d ago

"Hot girls dont flirt with uggos"

That's the entire joke

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u/The_real_Hive_Knight 1d ago

Yes, which makes zero sense because women don't sit on random people's lap in general, feels very incelcore