r/bonehurtingjuice • u/MrKhaaa • 2d ago

Fork in my forehead

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/ahamel13 2d ago

Why are there so many comics where the punchline is "I violently assaulted the strawman"?

Also is that steakhouse named after Sam Malone?

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u/dacoolestguy 2d ago

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u/The_One_And_OnIey 2d ago

r/ciatpgawhpbdb

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u/-Best_Name_Ever- 2d ago

Yooooo we finally have an active sub for these??? I've been waiting for this!

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u/LetsGoHome 2d ago

Not the fucking lumpfish guy. I forgot about this one

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u/jayvader6969 2d ago

Valid crashout from her

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u/dacoolestguy 2d ago

She tried to kill him and burnt down an innocent establishment in the process

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u/jayvader6969 2d ago

I would commit arson for less

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u/Maziekit 1d ago

Catharsis, for some. A lifetime of built up rage and frustration, more than what was shown in the specific piece of media under discussion.

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u/MrKhaaa 2d ago

Ozymandias

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u/HailYeh 2d ago

This is the most “and then everyone clapped” moment I’ve ever seen. I think part of my soul just withered away.

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u/Untroe 2d ago

He sucks, and you rule!

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u/HailYeh 2d ago

AHHHHHHH! Okay, I get that! But did you have to stick a fork in my forehead while saying it?!

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u/RouteAverage3112 2d ago

We heard what he said to her...
...and he deserved that

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u/AirConsumingCreature 2d ago

Yo!

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u/AltoRhombus 2d ago

You better watch yo back, yo!

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u/Arkitakama 2d ago

Protect ya neck!

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u/Xalimata 2d ago

That pushes this into self aware for me.

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u/Rip_Skeleton 2d ago

Yeah, it's obviously a joke, not a slice of life story.

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u/mycheese 2d ago

Welcome to BK

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u/Wild-Fable 2d ago

🎶WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR WHOPPER DOUBLE WHOPPER—

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u/samusestawesomus 1d ago

I think that’s meant to be part of the joke

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u/dumpylump69 2d ago

I would have been mid but palatable without the text boxes at the end. Them existing makes me want to curl into a ball and die

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u/Superbead 2d ago

Needs a 'Reader's Voice' balloon slipped in from the perimeter saying something like, 'Wow! A "rare" case of "just desserts"!'

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u/mercury_pointer 2d ago

They suck and you rule.

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 2d ago

it's like trying to make fun of "and then everyone clapped" but just ends up as being an actual "and everyone clapped" moment.

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u/looc64 1d ago

I was thinking, the dialogue in the last panel could potentially be pretty funny if the comic was about someone fantasizing about getting revenge for something only they think is relatable.

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u/CCCyanide 2d ago

There, improved it

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u/debugs_with_println 2d ago

Thanks for keeping the "yo"

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u/Estrogonofe1917 2d ago

when you agree with the point but it's presented in the most obnoxious way possible

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u/Infuro 2d ago

the most self insert ever, it's almost satire

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u/spuol 2d ago

It has to be, there’s no one someone would make this seriously

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u/spuol 2d ago

Looking at this other thing this dude seems to have made, it looks like it’s making fun of comics like that

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u/spuol 2d ago

https://archive.org/details/natty-comics/001-Cat-Called.png Looking at that particular series of comics, it’s all like that

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u/Chezmonger95 2d ago

I feel like these have to be satire right? Like I know Poe's Law and all but these are so over the top and on the nose I feel like they have to be satire atp

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u/Person5_ 2d ago

Most of those were pretty terrible to read.

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u/spuol 2d ago

It’s weird, it feels derivative of pizza cake but i think it comes from an era before her (I don’t think she was popular in 2017)

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u/themuffinmanX2 2d ago

I mean, that style of "this person I disagree with is an idiot, now laugh" has existed long before her.

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u/spuol 2d ago

This one is just good lmao

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u/Miserable-Crab8143 2d ago

These are actually hilarious.

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u/FrancoisTruser 2d ago

Lack of talents had never stopped people it seems

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u/spuol 2d ago

I disagree, his point of views are shit but he is obviously very skilled

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u/AirConsumingCreature 2d ago

Ok but why did he kill the guy

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u/FrancoisTruser 2d ago

He deserved it, he said so himself

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u/AirConsumingCreature 2d ago

Why did he deserve it though? He just asked a self-deprecating question

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u/Xalimata 2d ago

Don't ask me. As the hippe who said he deserved it.

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u/Beloafer 2d ago

Can someone draw that Goku thing

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u/ApartRuin5962 2d ago

Holy fuck they r/ComedyHomicide - ed their own joke

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u/JustGingerStuff 2d ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/Keebster101 2d ago

Juice is better. That Oregon reminds me of the cosplayer defending bear.

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u/FrancoisTruser 2d ago

Damn the orange was molded and infected with insects

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u/snoodge3000 2d ago

"And everybody clapped"

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u/Rambler9154 2d ago

This oxytocin would be better if they removed the ass kissing textboxes at the end

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u/kellehertexas 2d ago

RACECAR JOHNNY

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u/Reddit1rules 2d ago

Dang, thought this was a resurgence of r/NattyComics until I saw the sub

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u/TaintedTruffle 2d ago edited 2d ago

🫩This belongs on r/AreTheStraightsOK

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u/PersonalCollection69 2d ago

Now that’s some quality juice, my bones ache so good.

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u/Dr_jozi 2d ago

bone hurting fork

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u/MrKhaaa 2d ago

oof ouch my forehead

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u/Unstabler69 2d ago

Oh man! Natty, this is ancient juice!

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u/PassTheCrabLegs 2d ago

This is some fantastic juice

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 2d ago

Ouch my cranium bones (which fused together in childhood)

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u/EvensenFM 2d ago

oof ouch my skull

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u/Cool_Bodybuilder_539 2d ago

Ouch my strategic thinking bone

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u/The_JRaff 2d ago

Natty's back?! Hell yeah

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u/soapdish124 2d ago

Old knowledge, long forgotten but returning with a vengeance

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u/MaximusCartavius 2d ago

Was the origami making a reference to the show Cheers by calling the bar/restaurant "Malone's" and referencing baseball?

If so, that would likely make the OP too old to be making such cringe orangutans....

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u/Aragorn008 2d ago

What’s the original comic?