r/blursed_videos • u/Prince_0llie • 1d ago

Blursed grooming

774 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/DvaCute 1d ago

The monkey must be confused otherwise I don't get it what is it hungry for, hair?

114

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 1d ago

Uh, nibbling a blackhead

7

u/Bald_Harry 1d ago

(Get out gif)

10

u/Moobob66 1d ago

Lmao!

3

u/SillyOldBillyBob 1d ago

Oh shiiiii.....

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Flaky-Fox-7523 1d ago

The fuck?

3

u/kheperas 1d ago

Your sooo funny, go touch grass.

4

u/OPSicle121 1d ago

Turn that your into a you're before I confiscate your kneecaps.

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 1d ago

It’s a social demonstration. He’s pretending to be doing a lot of work but really he’s not doing much. I can respect that.

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u/wow_2024 1d ago

That was pretty funny! Guess I related a little too much on that one.

7

u/L3wd1emon 1d ago

Probably salty, sweat is very salty. Might like the taste

92

u/Kolotrodo 1d ago

I saw a video where a monkey ripped of part of a man's face. This video made me feel uncomfortable.

18

u/Last_Enthusiasm7141 1d ago

Yeah... I have fear of chimpanzees because of that

6

u/_wobbly_bobbly_ 1d ago

Right. Unless I think i can take it in a fight im not letting it near my face. And im not about to fight a baboon

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u/strawbsrgood 1d ago

That's racist AF to monkeys

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 9h ago

This man more than likely saw that video and does not want to up set the monkey

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u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 1d ago

Which one is monkey

16

u/unga_bunga2010 1d ago

Because that is obviously a baboon and not a monkey, I see what you did there.

4

u/LeopardElectrical454 1d ago

I see what you did there

Clearly other redditors didn't LMAO

25

u/Symbiot3_Venom 1d ago

“Thanks a lot you clean mf now I’m gonna go hungry”

21

u/CAB_AWB 1d ago

Homie is giving him a fresh lineup on that beard

41

u/anderskants 1d ago

Letting a baboon get THAT close to your face is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

5

u/Drmlk465 17h ago

Well it’s a better video waiting to happen too

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u/No_Reporter_4563 1d ago

Constant chewing is unsettling

9

u/BoscoCyRatBear 1d ago

...where's the live leak logo, swear there was a clip some poor fucker got de-faced because they're messing around on.

5

u/whatisdedmaynvrdie 1d ago

I guess that’s one way to exfoliate

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u/Drmlk465 23h ago

😂😂😂 can’t wait to see the comments when this is posted on the obscure racist subs

1

u/digitalheadbutt 18h ago

You'll see it on obscure racist subreddits? Also, this comment section seems to be doing fine with just the dog whistley implication.

2

u/androo89 1d ago

Cocoa butter does have a nice taste, I don’t blame him

2

u/Hot_Money4924 1d ago

Sometimes the best kind is the man who does not want the job.

2

u/One_Kick_9603 1d ago

The real question is will he return the favor?

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u/martymartinator 1d ago

Man that slopping sound though 🙂‍↔️

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u/InevitableUnion6288 1d ago

Patient zero for the hantavirus Ebola combo

2

u/Buddah_Chillz420 23h ago

This is how you get Ebola

4

u/russcastella 1d ago

She's trying hard not to bite him. That's love right there.

1

u/Hilarity2War 21h ago

I too enjoy receiving a nibble or two from time to time

3

u/zerosmith86 1d ago

My mans trying to act like this isn't a life highlight. Well played!

2

u/EzMowgli 1d ago

What a fine gentleman

1

u/Financial-Fun-5092 8h ago

Does this mot hurt?  Does the momkey not have illnesses

1

u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 1d ago

A rare occurrence is only seen in grooming monkeys and apes

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u/ImpressiveDebt420 1d ago

Are you good bro?

-4

u/Powerful-Step3183 1d ago

I have just stopped myself for posting something that would give me a mute ban for 7 days 

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u/Only_Turnover4829 1d ago

Ok and announcing this just proves you don't actually know that is wrong.

1

u/NewYogurt3138 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NectarPot 1d ago

Aaah, facial grooming! I thought an adult monkey was trying to groom a minor one🫠