r/TwoandaHalfMen 1d ago

kandi

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u/DedTV 1d ago

Berta said it best, "Golly Moses, she's a muffin!"

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u/Weak-Application9560 18h ago

Berta didn’t even trust herself to go rub some oil on her.

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u/JMajercz 13h ago

This was the first thing I thought of as well 😂. Classic Berta

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u/Large_Beyond_9960 1d ago

She was the best

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u/HUNGWHITEBOI25 1d ago

imo the hottest woman to ever appear on the show

she was a bombshell then and shes a bombshell now

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u/havenstone 23h ago

She might be the hottest woman to ever appear on any show!

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u/kmm198700 1d ago

Agreed

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u/Mysterious-Bee8839 1d ago

I don't shoehorn this one into every single Kandi thread, but back in July 2023 there was the whole SAG Aftra strike.. Jon and April met up on the street and took a sweet picture together holding their signs

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/23123171/two-and-a-half-men-jon-cryer-alan-harper-zippy/

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u/PresentationBubbly53 22h ago

Damn zippy still got it

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u/DanDayneZ 6h ago

pay to not accept cookies? what on earth is that website?

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u/Soxwin91 1d ago

My god those legs… she still looks so good

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u/JohannDaart 16h ago

It's because she is naturally beautiful without any camera/filter/ai tricks.

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u/surrealbfx 1d ago

Candy was Yumm… Alan you ass!!

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u/Familiar_Director997 1d ago

My god that episode where Greg introduced himself as pediatric and she said “oh, you are into feet” lol 🤣

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 1d ago

Do you mean Ryan Stiles, AKA Herb Melnik?

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u/Glittering_Manner964 1d ago

I remember when Herb was going through that 'Greg' phase....

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u/NomadChief789 5h ago

In that same episode, “Walnuts and Demerol”, Alan tells Herb he was once married to Kandi. Herb replies, “u got to see her naked?”

Cracks me up every damn time.

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u/Glum-Platypus-1959 1d ago

Daayyyyummmm. 😻. Simply gorgeous

4

u/Cycoviking69 1d ago

I was more of a Melissa fan overall, but there's no way Kandi isn't a top-notch beauty

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u/_VelvetPeachy 18h ago

Kandi is the hottest woman to date Alan

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u/jay89star 1d ago

The hottest

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u/Electrical_Ad_8970 20h ago

OMG I wish she was the same in her real life. Probably she's just very inteligent to play dumb

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u/Kooky_Attorney1993 23h ago

Everything is pink

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u/sailorpuffin 16h ago

I loved her character and of course she was beautiful. There are a couple of celebrities I thank in helping me realise Im bisexual and she is one of them. I also liked how sweet she was to Alan, she honestly did appricate him wnd she was kind. Which was rare in the show for him haha

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u/InsideUnhappy6546 11h ago

Charlie: You know it's funny. When she was born you were in high school, but she most likely lost her virginity before you and has been with more women than you

Alan: Ha, that is pretty funny

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u/EnvironmentalSnow589 1d ago

I wonder if she tastes like candy

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u/dee85 20h ago

I'm sure she does.

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u/Robynhennig 1d ago

Just rewatched the series, and she's my favorite significant other (long or short term) of the show. She played that part perfectly.

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u/PomegranateSouth5726 14h ago

Yeah, jake would look ridiculous in that dress

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u/OneThirtyThree133 11h ago

Shame she didnt have a longer arc on the show

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u/Geetee52 17h ago

Kandi’s mom > Kandi

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u/TurkAnklepick 1d ago

correct 🤷‍♂️

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u/gyanrahi 1d ago

She is such a pure joyful soul

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u/zer0doge Charlie 1d ago

Kandi, with a K... and an I.

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u/JohannDaart 16h ago

Dangerous woman.

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u/_PeachVel 15h ago

she was too pretty she ended up being a model in the series haha

1

u/blahblahmama 12h ago

Her "Really?" Line when Alan says that his winnings are also hers was probably the best delivery on the whole show.

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u/KaleidoscopeGreat753 8h ago

She has only looked good in 2.5 men

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u/Complex-Tie3190 8h ago

Probably the hottest woman in sitcom television

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u/sasqwatsch 7h ago

Kandi with a K & an I.

Slots o fun ! Get it ?

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u/JuanG_13 Charlie 1d ago

The most annoying person on the show

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u/affo_ 12h ago

What do gay horses eat?