r/ShittyLifeProTips Apr 03 '26

SLPT I had an idea

hey guys

I was thinking about a really crazy idea. I was thinking to myself, what if you borrowed 1 billion from the bank? Okay, you owe all that money to the bank. But what if you bought the company from the bank for that amount? You wouldn't owe the owner or the bank anymore because you would be the owner and the bank would be yours too

Hey, I'm new here

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u/triedtoavoidsignup Apr 03 '26

You're new to a lot of things.

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u/Look4the_Light_ Apr 03 '26

Except weed. I really need this guy’s dealer’s number