r/PublicFreakout 7h ago

Political Freakout Israel brought Christians from around the world to the Knesset to cry & beg G-d to forgive their nations for not supporting Israel enough.

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u/Pumpkin_Pie 7h ago

This is embarrassing

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u/AnonymousLonelyAnon 6h ago

It's delusional.

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u/lilfoot1 6h ago

This is not the dystopia I was promised as a kid

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u/Hyjynx75 5h ago

Have I been saving my caps for nothing?

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit 2h ago

I've got a crossbow, but it's just as well I have no need for it, because I am not actually strong enough to pull back the string. I, uh, did not know it would be that hard when I bought it.

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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 52m ago

For future reference, you can buy crossbows that have a built in crank that you just rotate which pulls the string back. It's objectively slower than manually pulling it back, but it's a billion times easier!

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u/UnderstandingFar3051 6h ago

it would be the funniest thing ever (in my reddit atheist opinion) if only israel didn't commit unspeakable acts on the daily

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u/redunculuspanda 7h ago

Evangelicals are a disgraced.

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u/Answerologist 6h ago

I wonder how those Evangelicals felt about that IDF soldier hitting Christ in the head with a sledgehammer.

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u/Jakitron_1999 5h ago

They're delighted. As far as they're concerned the Israelis are heathens to be sacrificed. The specific apocalyptic death cult beliefs of evangelicals is that the Jews controlling Israel and building the Third Temple will lead to Jesus resurrecting, and all the Israelis dying as the believers are raptured and the non-israeli nonbelievers are left to fend for themselves

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u/lapsongsouchong 6h ago

It's a good job they have a microphone for their 'prayer', so that the object of their worship can hear.

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u/kiruopaz 6h ago

This is fucking stupid. All politicians seem to do is support Israel, but now they think it's not enough? I will never understand wtf kind of hold they have on these people.

I'll be the first to admit I don't run in circles that hate on or even talk about Jewish people, so I can't say antisemitism isn't on the rise. People also need to realize that just because people around the world are seeing the actions of the Israeli government and rightfully calling them out doesn't mean people are hating Jewish people.

If that offends you or makes me antisemite in someone's eyes, then so be it I guess, but I'm not going to hate a group of people over something a government that represents them is doing.

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u/baamice 6h ago

Well said. Its maddening to me that simply criticizing the actions of a government, not a church or religion, but a GOVERNMENT, for blatant cruelty is met with cries of antisemitism. Like, saying that its bad to steal people's homes and land while killing them is worse than....oh..I dont know....stealing people's homes and land while killing them. I feel like im taking crazy pills

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u/CopiousCool 5h ago

This is how history is manufactured, there wont be an article left criticizing them if they had their way

FYI Robert Maxwell Mossad Agent and father to Ghislaine Maxwell not only ran a Newspaper but also a Textbook Publishing company which was the 2nd largest school supplier in the US

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u/Competitive-Local728 4h ago

Killing kids and committing genocide is not enough. End stage capitalism.

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u/Peircez 7h ago

Gross

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u/justI00k1ng 7h ago

At least there are a few new spaces opened in the mental hospitals of those countries

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u/ShadowyPepper 6h ago

Yeah fuck that shit and fuck the gross unconditional support for Israel

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u/InternationalPut3260 7h ago

On a real note how often do you guys question reality these days

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u/S1DC 6h ago

I don't question reality. I question other people's connection to it.

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u/Fool_Cynd 6h ago

Not my reality that seems to be the problem.

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u/Amelaclya1 4h ago

I've had some health issues over the past several years. And it has definitely crossed my mind to wonder if I died and am in hell. Or if this is a coma dream and at some point I'm going to notice my lamp looks a little weird and wake up.

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u/xthrowxawayx420 5h ago

It’s Reddit. Remember a couple years ago when they blocked 3rd party APIs and a ton of mods quit and communities went dark until they were forced to open back up? That was the end.

Reddit is now the same as Facebook- political rage bait from misinformation bot networks, and hidden advertisements from PR firms. And Indian children. That’s it.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit 2h ago

I saw a whole-ass flying saucer in my early 20's, and it doesn't even rank in the top 10 of events that make me feel like we're living in a simulation. Or that CERN did something nefarious. Flip a coin. The conspiracy theorists more or less being right about Epstein Island has rewired braincells. I don't know what real is anymore.

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u/USSHammond 7h ago

Since when do we need to censor the word God? Whether you believe in it or not that's a different issue.

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u/SuperNTND0Ch4lmers 6h ago

Iirc some observant Jews don’t allow themselves to spell out “God” in full. Something about taking God’s name in vain or something 

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u/itsyaboiReginald 6h ago

All I said was “this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah”

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 6h ago edited 6h ago

Oh my Yahweh that's a lot of mental gymnastics.

upsetting religious people with the most mild sentences is my new favorite thing.

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u/ThrowawayMcStowawayy 6h ago

Fascinating use of free will to prioritize upsetting a subreddit called “Jews of Conscience” that exists entirely to support Palestinians. Hyphenating God is just a Jewish custom, it’s not that deep, not even ultra religious.

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 6h ago

I'm currently in public freakout, not the Jews of Conscience subreddit.

I'm sorry my beliefs don't align with those who get upset hearing a word (created by man) spoken allowed let alone written in text.

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u/ThrowawayMcStowawayy 6h ago edited 1h ago

Right, I’m just pointing out that this is a crosspost from that subreddit, so the hyphen is in a title written by a Jewish person in that subreddit. But anyway they’re perfectly fine speaking it aloud, it’s just hyphenated in writing out of custom.

It’s closer to how someone would find it funny if you texted “laugh out loud” instead of lol, but not really get offended

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 5h ago

Ok thanks for the lesson. I still don't care. I'm not of the religion so I don't need to follow the practices. Yahweh yahweh yahweh God God God. Words are words.

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u/ThrowawayMcStowawayy 5h ago

…obviously? They don’t ask anyone outside of the religion to follow that practice lol. Which honestly is kinda why I replied, cause as an atheist I find it a lot less annoying when a religion/custom specifically doesn’t ask others to cave to their preferences. Just seems a weird place to look for hostility

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 5h ago

Am I hostile here?  Jfc

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 6h ago

Yahweh forbid we say a name around here

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u/MedChemist464 6h ago

I'm feeling the demiURGE to just say it a bunch of times in a row, now.

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u/someofyourbeeswaxx 6h ago

It’s a common convention in Judaism to not spell out god’s name.

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 6h ago

But Yahweh's name isn't God.

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u/MundaneFacts 2h ago

And saying it doesn't take anything in vain. Religions aren't rational.

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u/someofyourbeeswaxx 5h ago

Idk, I’m not Jewish, just sharing what I was taught.

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u/Tchn339 6h ago

Honestly I find it hilarious after people self sensoring every single taboo situation already. Censoring God is a cherry on top lol

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u/ThrowawayMcStowawayy 6h ago edited 1h ago

It’s not related to modern censoring, just a standard Jewish tradition that the name “God” should not be thrown away/destroyed, so on anything impermanent it’s common to hyphenate the name instead. The practice precedes social media, used to just be about when you write it on a piece of disposable paper etc.

It’s not super important, most Jews don’t really care if someone doesn’t do it, it’s just a sign of respect (and this crosspost is from a Jewish subreddit).

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u/free_the_donkee 6h ago

I hope everyone realizes that the Nazis literally thought of themselves as Christian, and whats more is that Palestinians are Semitic people. So uhhh, yeah....

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u/itsamermaidslife 6h ago

What a colossal waste of money and resources lol 😆

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u/BasKabelas 6h ago

Dear cultists;

Don't apologise on my behalf. There still isn't serious antisemitism, it is mostly just anti-genocidism. I don't believe in god but if he would exist I'm sure we'd share our antigenocidism. Ironically these people would burn in a hell that only they believe in...

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u/Any_Nectarine_7806 6h ago

I'm willing to go for $200k, in case anyone needs me.

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u/S1DC 6h ago

Dear Jebus, please pay me, I accept cashier's checks and crypto dear lord

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u/_makoccino_ 6h ago

The most dysfunctional dynamic and alliance to ever exist. Two groups who hate each other secretly, but pretend they love one another publicly to achieve their ultimate goal of finishing off the other group.

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u/blac_sheep90 6h ago

Culty creeps

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u/lilfoot1 6h ago

Right. All religions. The root of problems

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u/JmunE204 6h ago

Humiliation ritual

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u/Atif5i 6h ago

WTF is this! This shit is crazy

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u/ukexpat 6h ago

They’re all end times evangelicals — they believe that a holy war in the Middle East is a biblical requirement to presage the second coming and the rapture. They are all going to be severely disappointed…

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u/planj07 6h ago

Now this is pathetic.

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u/Guilty-Sundae1557 7h ago

Religion and politics shouldn’t mix. See above.

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u/Buddy_Palguy 6h ago

This is so fucking unhinged. Our world is chaos

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u/NoEngineering8886 5h ago

Fuck israel

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u/uthboy 7h ago

Religion is the absolute worst.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo 6h ago

Goebbels would be so proud

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u/RukaJeeze 6h ago

Israel, always the victim

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u/Few-Ad-6322 6h ago

It's antisemitic if you don't get in the cuck chair.

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u/julliacbki 6h ago

"On behalf of Europe " man shut the fk up

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u/Loveisaredrose 6h ago

"The cringe will continue until morale monetary support improves."

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u/-Fuck-A-Duck- 6h ago

Sell out bitches.

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u/Easy_Money_40 6h ago

Its a cult

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u/brg9327 6h ago

Honestly it's like the Israeli government wants the country to join North Korea as a global pariah.

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u/Vanman04 6h ago

It's wild that the more I see of these folks the more it looks like mental illness than religion.

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u/Material_Entrance299 6h ago

These people are sick they need help

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u/mktcrasher 6h ago

Religion is the cancer of society.

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u/ethancknight 5h ago

I visibly scoffed angrily when I read the title of this post.

“God please forgive us for not supporting genocide more”

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u/mlnick2 4h ago

The Israeli government are genocidal maniacs

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u/draganArmanskij 6h ago

If they stop bombing inocent people maybe antisemitism would decrease. Since this hasn't happened I see this as a consequence. Also we know that someone who has knowledge of whats happening its not simply antisemitism. Its antizionism.

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u/evilbryan420 6h ago

Cults are gonna cult...

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u/ZihonCoirea 6h ago

Your self inflicted wormyness is useless now. The world can see who the real monster is. And what has been seen…

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u/faded-providence 6h ago

They don’t even sound like they believe what they are spouting lol

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u/Mysteries7337 6h ago

Israel showing everyone who's the boss.

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u/GangOfNone 6h ago

Not weird at all.

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u/SpivRex 6h ago

Smell the glove.

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u/aymanzone 6h ago

What an embracement and a disgrace

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u/MiccioC 6h ago

These are Christian extremists that are more of less part of a death cult.

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u/ImFatandUseless 6h ago

Supporting genocides. Classic religion move right there

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u/argparg 6h ago

Germany has crazy evangelicals too?!

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u/MoodooScavenger 6h ago

Jesus is rolling.

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u/jtcompound 6h ago

If there were a god, you would think it would have enough of this shit by now.

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u/HaiKarate 6h ago

Nauseating.

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u/dannydorito 6h ago

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”

Matthew 6:6

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u/Baconpanthegathering 5h ago

Nobody wants to talk about how poorly Christians, Palestinian Christians in particular, are treated by Israel as well.

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u/Rekoor86 5h ago

wtf is wrong with these people…

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u/Alternative-Chef-340 4h ago

No country should be supporting Israel's genocide.

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u/MoveToSafety 6h ago

Bahahaha

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u/uncoolsby 6h ago

You’re in a cult, call your dad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uy3Sp5PcJ3jSE

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u/thefox68 6h ago

how many $?

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u/Martybbz22 6h ago

Protestants*, I see no priests (Catholic or Orthodox) at this genocide convention.

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u/SkullDump 6h ago

Get fucked!

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u/Individual-Ask7000 6h ago

If there is a God then I'm sure he's deeply confused as to why Christians can see other Christians getting assaulted and treated like garbage in Israel and Palestine by IDF and continue to support the IDF and Israel. Not to mention the cruel treatment towards Muslims and surprisingly other people of the Jewish faith by Israel as well. It's not a religion that's the problem it's always the weak men that use it as a means for power and control that are.

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 6h ago

What in the everlasting need to be above others fuck is that

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u/Rhobaz 6h ago

No idea who these losers are and I don’t care to find out

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u/LawrenceSpivey 6h ago

Major problem with the world on full display.

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u/CopiousCool 6h ago

Acting like a Cry-Bully is not the PR flex they think it is ....

There's too much that we cannot unsee and it's got everyone questioning and digging for answers and the truth is shockingly consistent

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 6h ago

This is some fucked up cult behavior that belongs in a scientology office.

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u/AdaptablyResponsible 6h ago

This is simply embarrassing and cringe.

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u/pooshoe23 6h ago

Ewww wtf

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u/seanmonaghan1968 6h ago

Follow the money, this appears to be driven purely by money; I don’t see this ending well

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u/Jccali1214 5h ago

They should be begging for forgiveness to God and the Palestinians for allowing a genocide to happen ...

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u/duffman1979 5h ago

Jesus Christ..

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u/self_loathing_ham 5h ago

The Knesset keeps a designated cuck chair in the corner for visiting dignitaries

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u/flame_darg_e 5h ago

Fucking worms with no sense of irony

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u/C2Row 5h ago

This is just gross.

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u/onepunchtwat 5h ago

What the actual McFuck did I just listen to? What a circus is this? How much did they got shoved up their asses in order to fall so low to defend genocidal megalomaniacs?

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u/Sausage_Launcher 5h ago

Weirdo shit.

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u/ElleEyeZee 5h ago

"God cant get to the phone right now. Hes busy watching his favorite show 'War & Famine'
Please scream your prayers into the void when you hear the beep.
love ya, mean it, byeeee"

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u/SarynScreams 5h ago

Christian humiliation ritual.

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u/LordGlarthir 6h ago

Wtf man how are we where we are technologically and people are still believing in major religions

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u/Tagisjag 6h ago

Revelations in real time. The Holy War is near. Guess who's who?

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u/ARoaruhBoreeYellus 6h ago

Even China?! That’s incredible.

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u/Old-Sundae-4014 6h ago

Has mercy on Germany

Has mercy on Yurp

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u/staysmokin91 6h ago

Ok the brainwashing at this point is laughable. They are really just going to double down smh

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u/denmur383 6h ago

Wacko-wacko-wacko.... Bring out the snakes...

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u/Small-Tumbleweed-585 6h ago

Seems healthy.

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u/Gambit1977 6h ago

These people aren’t Christian’s, they’re actors

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u/Ok-Milk-8853 6h ago

... They know it's all made up right?

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u/aladdingdong 6h ago

This is the best sitcom I've seen all year. Keep it coming.

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u/rexeditrex 6h ago

These are the same Christians who think they're going to take over the Holy Land from the Jews, right? That's the whole evangelical endgame.

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u/Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 5h ago

Why are you censoring the word God?

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 5h ago

...to cry & beg G-d to forgive their nations

Look, I don't see any reason to bring Josh Gad into this.

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u/arazamatazguy throwing up on the hottest girl 🤮 5h ago

I watched Nuremberg with Russe Crowe over the weekend and realized that watched it through a different lens.

I found myself asking what all the characters would think of what Israel is doing to others 85 years later?

I don't think this will change in my lifetime.

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u/TrumpGrabbedMyCat 4h ago

Why is God censored?

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u/FlaneurToo 4h ago

Wow there are a lot of lost meatbags roaming the earth

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u/iamthedayman21 4h ago

Fuck all these people.

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u/Amelaclya1 4h ago

Everyone participating in this is a weird fucking freak. The level of cringe is off the charts.

There is seriously something mentally abnormal about these people. Both the extreme lack of empathy that allows them to commit or support a genocide, and the delusions that lead to whatever the fuck this is.

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u/saintofhate 4h ago

I'm willing to go there and deal the fake ass Christians with their books they have never opened. So many of them have never even bothered to actually read the context or understand jack shit.

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u/Much_Guava_1396 3h ago

You couldn’t pay me enough to humiliate myself like that. I’d rather suck off truckers for a living than do this.

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u/Rough_Common6857 3h ago

Why are they censoring the word God?

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u/agdnan 3h ago

Hilarious. They really think they rule us all.

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u/notabear87 2h ago

Wow Religion was a mistake

Psychos

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u/Piet_Parra 2h ago

Trash Trash Trash

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u/mrla0ben 2h ago

I'm pretty sure NONE of these people are seeing heaven anytime soon

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u/MyMudEye 2h ago

Imagine your god finally delivers on the promise of a land of your own, and more than half of you live in other lands.

It's almost like it's no real.

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u/GastonsChin 1h ago

If you don't see the con of religion by now, you are among the most gullibly ignorant people on Earth.

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u/Moodapatheticz 1h ago

Mental illness 

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u/knobjockey21 1h ago

is this a cult?

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u/b_buddd 1h ago

That's crazy

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u/Ojcfinch 1h ago

Simple stop killing ķìďß they don’t even respect our ğòď. So how can l support them. It doesn’t mean if they’re chosen, I have to shut my mouth for their atrocities that happening in front my eyes.

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u/Pale_Sell1122 1h ago

Humiliation ritual.

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u/downgoesbatman 48m ago

Please help me,my evangelical brother and sisters, to continue support genocide in the name of God.

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u/BossButterBoobs 36m ago

Performative religious cucking lol

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u/JcDarkKnight 34m ago

Religion is so stupid

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u/PixelationIX 25m ago

What is reality anymore? What the actual fck

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u/sixty5pan 11m ago

I've got one: F Israel.

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u/USDXBS 10m ago

Fuck the IDF, fuck the Israeli government, fuck Bibi, fuck Putin, fuck Trump, fuck every single mass murdering child raping piece of shit that conservative Republicans have declared their gods.

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u/FPA-APN 2m ago

Delusional psychopaths.

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u/Stownieboy91 6h ago

Religion is a cancer.

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u/kyfriedtexan 6h ago

Those teeth.

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u/CallMeLazarus23 6h ago

I don’t know whether to pray or attempt a field goal. 🥅

That’s one hell of a gap there

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u/banjoist 5h ago

Just don't to Israel as a goyim. At least wear a spit shield

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u/CamillaBarkaBowles 6h ago

Jews are the only people who have a specific adverb for not liking them. Antisemitism.

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u/Lost2Logic 5h ago

Any group that tracks their lineage to Abraham is a Semite so Israel is antiseptic for killing what DNA says its own people