r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Other sometimesAuthorsTreatUsLikeFiveYearOld

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

I'm sorry, but "Satan" was about the only word in the paragraph I understood. Is this some sort of Java thing? I still don't' really know what middleware is after all these decades, because every time that word is used it seems to have a different meaning. Spring boots are what Spring-Heeled Jack wore? All the normal English words just seem to be overly enterprise-speak buzzwords.