r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Bad Cut Job Nice half and half

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93 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/corey389, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Doc_Voodoo_333 2d ago

Why did you take a picture of pizza on a screen?

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u/Sea-Louse 1d ago

It’s one of those secret food porn videos going around online.

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u/WouldIFuckThatPizza 2d ago

Not with 3 condoms.

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u/Pineapple_Towel 2d ago

Half kibble?

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u/DIJames6 2d ago

Fuc the cut job, wth is going on wth the left side of that thing??

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u/Careless_Ad3070 2d ago

Left beef

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u/Mild-Ghost 1d ago

None pizza.

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u/Separate-Fly5165 2d ago

Ahh the infamous chucky cheese recycled pizza.

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u/DomSlave626 2d ago

Riiiiiight .."half"

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u/Weary_Swordfish_7105 2d ago

Someone cut a serious amount of this pizza, and either ate it or tried to work it so it would fit in the box. 99% chance they were baked af.

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u/phredbull 2d ago

Is there a sub for photography crimes?

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u/Mr_Fancy-Pants- 21h ago

Pizza worker here: this was most likely cut like that because it came out the oven with the two sides being uneven, and the person at the cut table didn’t care enough to have it remade, but cared enough to make sure the sides were cut to be separate instead of it being perfectly cut. Basically the guy who made it and cut it just didn’t care enough.

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u/One_Season458 2d ago

It looks pretty decent minus the no cheese half but some people don't like cheese

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u/Garand70 2d ago

Those people are not to be trusted.

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u/Kleorah 1d ago

What if they can't eat cheese...?

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u/elmocos69 1d ago

Even more reason not to. Must be a homunculus or an alien of some sort

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u/Kleorah 23h ago

Very fair observation

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u/lord_pizzapants 2d ago

Nothing about this pizza looks decent. The dry-ass docked dough, sauce looks like paste, and literally zero effort to make an even half and half, which is not difficult.

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u/kursa_sucks 12h ago

It’s probably some high school kid that doesn’t realize the cheese spreads out especially when you put extra on one side.

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u/rawmeatprophet 2d ago

No cheese 1/3

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u/hibiscus_lilac 2d ago

Calling that decent looking is crazy

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 2d ago

What the fuck?

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u/ViolettaQueso 2d ago

They knew the “half” with no cheese and only bunny turds was only for 1 weirdo so they shrank it bc nobody else would want any.

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u/ohnodamo 2d ago

Inhuman centipizza.

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u/Prior-Boysenberry-25 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Ys1yjCYGSAyWnAlLr

Hold the cheese but grate it into my mouth🤣 thats not even pizza.

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u/AppropriateTouching 2d ago

The cheese half looks edible.

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u/SubjectOrganic 2d ago

They had opinions

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u/ChickenArise 2d ago

Left pizza skinless pacman

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u/Awkward-Advices 2d ago

I see you went for ‘left beef’

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u/Having_A_Day 1d ago

What animal are the turds on the left side from?

Lock it up and throw away the key.

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u/Sea-Louse 1d ago

Did the cheese just flow onto the other side and then the cook cut the half based on that? That is some sloppy work. It ain’t that hard to cook a pizza.

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u/Mild-Ghost 1d ago

Left beef.

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u/Triple_Double_Bogey 1d ago

What maniac sliced that?

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u/nassit 23h ago

That's a 70/30