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u/Weary_Swordfish_7105 2d ago
Someone cut a serious amount of this pizza, and either ate it or tried to work it so it would fit in the box. 99% chance they were baked af.
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u/Mr_Fancy-Pants- 21h ago
Pizza worker here: this was most likely cut like that because it came out the oven with the two sides being uneven, and the person at the cut table didn’t care enough to have it remade, but cared enough to make sure the sides were cut to be separate instead of it being perfectly cut. Basically the guy who made it and cut it just didn’t care enough.
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u/One_Season458 2d ago
It looks pretty decent minus the no cheese half but some people don't like cheese
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u/lord_pizzapants 2d ago
Nothing about this pizza looks decent. The dry-ass docked dough, sauce looks like paste, and literally zero effort to make an even half and half, which is not difficult.
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u/kursa_sucks 12h ago
It’s probably some high school kid that doesn’t realize the cheese spreads out especially when you put extra on one side.
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u/ViolettaQueso 2d ago
They knew the “half” with no cheese and only bunny turds was only for 1 weirdo so they shrank it bc nobody else would want any.
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u/Prior-Boysenberry-25 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5Ys1yjCYGSAyWnAlLr
Hold the cheese but grate it into my mouth🤣 thats not even pizza.
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u/Having_A_Day 1d ago
What animal are the turds on the left side from?
Lock it up and throw away the key.
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u/Sea-Louse 1d ago
Did the cheese just flow onto the other side and then the cook cut the half based on that? That is some sloppy work. It ain’t that hard to cook a pizza.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/corey389, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.