A slice for ants

[u/Stranger1982]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Stranger1982, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

[u/crappinhammers]

Finally, something actually for ants.

[u/escargotini → u/crappinhammers]

r/thingsforants

[u/Stranger1982 → u/crappinhammers]

Pretty sure the price was human sized tho, hence the review lol

[u/WrestleBox]

Oh hell no I'm throwing that shit at someone.

[u/Stranger1982 → u/WrestleBox]

It won't do much damage tho.

[u/WrestleBox → u/Stranger1982]

It gets the message across.

[u/Stranger1982 → u/WrestleBox]

Hahaha, fair enough!

[u/artificialgraymatter → u/Stranger1982]

Idk. That crust looks pretty hard. 

[u/Pretend_Business_187]

Thank your teacher bro

[u/GeneralBurg]

I feel like we need more context here. Did you buy a whole pie and they just didn’t cut it evenly? Or you were deceived when buying a slice and this is what they gave you and you didn’t notice? I don’t understand. An uneven cut job happens but you’ve still got a whole pizza. If they’re selling this on its own as a slice then that’s kinda on you for accepting

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/GeneralBurg]

Exactly. If it's a whole pie, I've always liked getting one of the odd narrow slices. Variety is the spice, or whatever.

[u/consumeshroomz]

Welp. Any pizza is better than no pizza!

[u/Brian18639 → u/consumeshroomz]

True

[u/TeccaChairCompany]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

[u/The_Best_Smart]

Fucker gave you the donate to charity slice

[u/AmandaTheNudist]

First the flood of fake tiny burgers in the bk sub giving rise to the "I don't have giant hands" meme. and now here's this suspiciously small pizza slice with a remark about the giant hands. Not to say I think it is fake, but it raises questions.

[u/Not_A_COP1111111111]

Those big hand tell a story of greatness

[u/UBum]

should have gone to Koronet for a slice

[u/_LOST4ever]

Hello Andre the Giant. Your hands are huuuuge

[u/AllISeeAreGems]

Ah yes, the high school pizza party slice.

[u/ExistentialAngsty]

My uncle would like some too

[u/tito_javier]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjpPtla82iKOZU8BDy

[u/Ideamancer]

That is an insult.

[u/Lost_Call3900]

Or pikmin?

[u/Ok-Wallaby-6305]

This is how women like it

[u/artificialgraymatter]

Uh I hate how this is (inadvertently?) an ad for French bread pizza. The nearest place from me is 20 miles. 

[u/NoBonus6969 → u/artificialgraymatter]

Brother this ain't French bread pizza it's just really dog shit normal pizza

Stouffer's French bread frozen pizza isn't too bad you can probably get that at your nearest grocery

[u/badnuub]

That's not a crime, cutting up flat crusts into little squares is kind of the norm here for our local pizza shops. The questions is, are you just buying one slice or the whole pie? they can at least tell you the pie size. It's a crime if they can't, or won't.

[u/ViolettaQueso]

You got the diet pizza???

[u/TheLastPorkSword]

Right, and the one across from it was probably twice the size it was supposed to be. That's how cutting a circle into wedges works.

[u/jfmdavisburg]

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, and the guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found $1,000,000, then he gave me the “donate it to charity” slice. I would like to exchange this for the “keep it” slice, please!

[u/Ok-Blueberry-6077]

I was at an event when I was a kid, and the pizza was cut like this. I still look back on it nostalgically.

I'm older now though. It works very well if it's about the cheese. If it's sauce heavy though, forget about it.

[u/civver3]

I cut myself slices of pumpkin pie like this, and stop at one slice. Or two. Or five.

[u/richard-564]

If this was pizza by the slice, I'd be pissed lol.

[u/blankenson]

How can we expect people to eat the slice, if they can’t even fit inside the building.

Yeah it dosen’t work for this.

[u/nottherangabro]

Still a bigger slice than what you'd get at a class party

[u/insane_social_worker]

As someone who had the gastric sleeve procedure, that is the size of a slice I can eat. But, for regular stomachs, I see the concern here. I must abstain from voting!