r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/Dreyfussy15 • 13d ago

A relatively small amount

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti I'm a man of my word. 13d ago

She was gonna wait for me, Alfred.

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u/TheDarkKnightZS 12d ago

It’s simple, we fuck the Batman

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u/Dreyfussy15 12d ago

If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?

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u/TheDarkKnightZS 12d ago

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I love this sub

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u/Dreyfussy15 12d ago

For free?

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u/Dreyfussy15 12d ago

Maybe...your penis was too slow.

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u/Powerphi 13d ago

UV lights scanning the mansion afterwards

"The hell was that?"

"Just some nut."

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 13d ago

I can use the power crotch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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u/FrontFox4312 The fire rises. 12d ago

Someone get this hothead outta here

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u/Current_Beyond 12d ago

To plunge their hands into the filth! So that you can keep yours clean!

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u/Dreyfussy15 12d ago

Your browser history looks plenty filthy to me, Commissioner.

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u/EdithKeelerMustDie Businessman of stature 12d ago

If they get their machine into the mansion it'll cause a chain reaction that'll vaporize the entire city's "water" supply.

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u/Dreyfussy15 12d ago

It's time to spread the word. And the word is...

Chlamydia 

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u/Jldbtter6252 12d ago

What happened, did your balls drop off?

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz 12d ago

The size of a tangerine.

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u/ooqq 13d ago edited 8d ago

>> proceeds to destroy a wall

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u/JarvisBaileyVO 11d ago

One of the guys finishes while staring at the cameraman

"No, not me! WHY ARE YOU COMING FOR ME?!!"

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz 12d ago

This is why League of Shadows did nothing wrong.

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u/chinawillgrowlarger 10d ago

At this point, I'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world