r/ModelUSGov • u/DidNotKnowThatLolz • Dec 23 '15

Announcment Winter Break

Break

This subreddit will be officially closed from the 23rd-1st. Things will pick back up on the 2nd.

I will be out of the country and unavailable from the 23rd to the 5th. I will not have that much time to check up on the sub and I am not entirely sure what my internet situation will be like.

During the 2nd to the 5th in which I am not available and the sub is open, /u/MDK6778 will be taking my place and doing my job. I trust he will do a fine job for the few days he is in charge. Should an emergency arise, he has a way to contact me.

State Clerk Applications

I have put up clerk applications for Eastern, Midwestern, and Western States. Check out the respective subs and apply if you're interested.

Happy Holidays everyone!

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Dec 23 '15 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Dec 23 '15

It starts now! Quick, you go after the clerkship, I'll overthrow the Triumvirate!

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u/DuhChappers Republican Dec 23 '15

I know a good place for torches if you can get the pitchforks

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Dec 23 '15

ANGRY AT THE FASCIST TRIUMVIRATE? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

WE GOT 'EM ALL!

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WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
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NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
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HAPPY REVOLTING!

* some assembly required

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u/rexbarbarorum Chairman Emeritus Dec 23 '15

We don't use those Communist "European models"!

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u/DonaldJTrumpRP Republican|NY Rep|MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Dec 23 '15

I am greatly disappointed by members of our own congress offering inferior, foreign products for sale instead of genuine, American, top quailty pitch forks. I would like to offer up for sale to the general public the finest, hand crafted, Trump-brand pitch forks now for sale.

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u/DuhChappers Republican Dec 23 '15

I always love seeing this.

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u/IGotzDaMastaPlan Speaker of the LN. Assembly Dec 25 '15

Woo, you did it!

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Dec 25 '15

Oops D:

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Dec 23 '15

Woah, woah, woah. Would you be ok with doing this with a dirty, homosexual such as myself?

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Dec 23 '15

No, but I'll be all cool with it after you take a shower if you're so dirty.

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Dec 23 '15 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Dec 23 '15

Well, this is uncomfortable. I'll just revolt next time, how about that?

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Dec 23 '15 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

I will be out of the country and unavailable from the 23rd to the 5th

Execute order 66!

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Dec 24 '15

Execute order 66!

It's a good thing I ain't no Jedi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '15

You are a sith lord of course!

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Dec 24 '15

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

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u/mittim80 Libertarian municipalist Dec 23 '15

Us r/modelsocialists will be making preparations to smash the bourgeois state over break. Goodbye r/ModelUSgov, hello r/ModelSupremeSoviet!

Edit: wow thats actually a thing. Well i guess ill be leaving this dump soon

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15

Um? There already is an SP sub?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

Merry Christmas!

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u/ben1204 I am Didicet Dec 23 '15

During the 2nd to the 5th in which I am not available and the sub is open, /u/MDK6778 [1] will be taking my place and doing my job.

Ayy

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Dec 23 '15

MODBIAS

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

Merry Christmas everyone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

Does anyone know if I am state clerk, I cannot run for office right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

You can

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '15

In my state? while being clerk? Wouldn't that be r/modbias?

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Dec 23 '15

I would avoid having a position in the state you are clerking, but it has been done before, so yes you can.

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u/Poisonchocolate (Soon to be former) Liberty Caucus Chair Dec 25 '15

Merry Christmas to everyone!