r/ModelUSGov • u/DidNotKnowThatLolz • Nov 25 '15

Announcment Happy Thanksgiving!

As I said in a post a few days ago the sub will be effectively closed from today the 25th to the 27th. We'll start back up on the 28th.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I have pardoned the Turkey for the Southern State. Will the president do the same nationally?

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u/TurkandJD HHS Secretary Nov 26 '15

I would, but Russia may not be too happy with me

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u/ahumblesloth New Democrat | Center Left | LGBTQ Caucus Nov 26 '15

I laughed and then cringed.

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u/TurkandJD HHS Secretary Nov 26 '15

That's what I aim for, I'm at the Chucklehut all weekend

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u/ahumblesloth New Democrat | Center Left | LGBTQ Caucus Nov 26 '15

A real life (Republican D: ) President Bartlet

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u/TurkandJD HHS Secretary Nov 26 '15

You know what they say about us New England republicans...

And I'm going to go see a doctor to see if I have MS, be right back.

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u/ahumblesloth New Democrat | Center Left | LGBTQ Caucus Nov 26 '15

Haha! Don't worry, I'm not crazy liberal. If you asked me to serve I would. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Spoilers!

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u/ProfessorHenn Grumpy Old Man Nov 25 '15

Why can't we ever pardon a chicken too? creates a Pro-Chicken lobby

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Historical Pro-Chicken Lobby Sim set in the 1830s

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15 edited Nov 26 '15

Jesus. :)

/r/butterballmodelusgov

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Where do I sign up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

/r/butterballmodelusgov

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Holy stuffing, Batman!

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u/ProfessorHenn Grumpy Old Man Nov 25 '15

Merry Christmas!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Quite the rebel there aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

i guess you could say hes

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revolutionary

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u/ProfessorHenn Grumpy Old Man Nov 25 '15

(☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Nov 26 '15 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/lsma Vice Chair, Western State Assemblyman Nov 25 '15

What are you all having for Thanksgiving dinner?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

the tears of socialists

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Nov 26 '15 edited Dec 16 '25

close books whistle sharp dime rich quaint snails dog pet

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u/MrLoveShacker Flambuoyant Red Man Nov 27 '15

You're gonna need to bring onions for that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

Mmm, delicious and sweet

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u/MDK6778 Grumpy Old Man Nov 25 '15

Turkey.

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u/lsma Vice Chair, Western State Assemblyman Nov 25 '15

No sweet-potato pie?

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u/MDK6778 Grumpy Old Man Nov 25 '15

Probably not. We usually have pumpkin and pecan pie.

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u/Prospo Nov 26 '15 edited Sep 10 '23

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u/ProfessorHenn Grumpy Old Man Nov 26 '15

And green bean pie for St. Patrick's Day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

Is that what they are calling Guinness these days?

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u/PeterXP Nov 30 '15

pumpkin for Christmas

Look at this guy with his fancy fridge/freezer/canning.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Nov 26 '15

Sadness

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Same

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u/HIPSTER_SLOTH Republican | Former Speaker of the House Nov 25 '15

Awkard, forced family interactions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Yeast

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Salt

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

pine cones and tobasco

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u/ben1204 I am Didicet Nov 26 '15

I call on /u/turkandjd to pardon a turkey.

This is a serious matter. I won't leave impeachment off the table. Unbelievable that we don't have a President who doesn't realize the essential role turkeys play in our national economy and foreign policy.

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u/TurkandJD HHS Secretary Nov 26 '15

Impeachment? Operation Turkey is a go.

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u/ben1204 I am Didicet Nov 26 '15

I'm rolling with Operation Stuffing for now.

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving!

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u/Prospo Nov 26 '15 edited Sep 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

The food's almost ready, guis

Dis gon b gud

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u/superepicunicornturd Southern lahya Nov 25 '15

Have a happy and awesome Thanksgiving everyone!

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u/WaywardWit Supreme Court Associate Justice Nov 25 '15

Happy thanksgiving.....

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Pilgrims

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u/thehillshaveaviators Former Representative Nov 25 '15

What will I obsess over for the next few days?

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u/JerryLeRow Former Secretary of State Nov 25 '15

Happy thanksgiving. From Austria with love :D

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u/lort685 Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

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u/Timanfya Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Happy thanksgiving!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving!

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u/chazter2 Democrat | Northeast Nov 25 '15

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope you have a great one!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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u/TeeDub710 Chesapeake Rep. Nov 26 '15

Happy Thanksgiving!

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Nov 26 '15

Happy thanksgiving! Enjoy your turkey and football!

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Nov 26 '15

Go Lions?

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Nov 26 '15

Go Lions?

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Nov 27 '15

Eh. I root for the Rammies, but their isn't much to root for...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

Enjoy your mac-and-cheese side dishes you gluttons :)

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u/cattaur Democrat Nov 29 '15

Hope everyone had god Turkey Day! :)

Can I propose a bill that bans Xmas music and decorations until after Thanksgiving?
The War on Christmas has been lost, as it is creeping further and further forward in the calendar… Stores are now putting out Christmas displays before Halloween!
http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/10963

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Nov 29 '15

Our War on Christmas will never end ;)

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u/ThatThingInTheCorner Democrat Nov 29 '15

Wow, is Thanksgiving that important?