r/MAGANAZI 2d ago

trump claims U.S. has a new drug that can bring dead people back to life: "We've taken people that were dead...and the person became better. It works."

https://futurism.com/health-medicine/trump-drug-dead-back-to-life
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u/Adddicus 2d ago

All this means is that he's bought stock in the company and wants to pump it up so he can dump it before the news that it doesn't actually work comes out.

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u/fuf3d 1d ago

What's the company?

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u/Gingercatgonebad 2d ago

Damn this will fire up the medbed crew like nothing else. Groan.

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u/BigAssMonkey 2d ago

No, bro. This is for those who were too late to get a medbed. But you will need a Trump phone to order it and pay with Trump crypto.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

I'm waiting to hear about a Trump browser.

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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago

Trump also believed there were real “med beds” where you lay in them and they heal all your illnesses. He posted about it on Truth Social. Of course they’re just an urban legend.

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u/fromkentucky 16h ago

Watched Stargate too many times.

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u/EPSG3857_WebMercator 2d ago

Urban legend? You don’t just make up random crazy shit and call it an urban legend….

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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago

It’s a claim that’s been going around for years.

“Medbeds (short for "medical beds" or "meditation beds"[1]) are a nonexistent medical technology that became prominent in conspiracy theory narratives in the early 2020s. Medbeds can supposedly cure any condition but have been kept secret from the general public and reserved for the elite.”

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u/EPSG3857_WebMercator 1d ago

Yes, I’ve obviously heard of the supposed medbeds. I have access to the internet just like you… The point being is that an urban legend is something that is hard to verify its validity and more importantly, is actually plausible, like a story of teenagers who died on the train tracks, a local store owner that sells illegal goods, an uncaught serial killer, etc. Urban legends are not something so stupid, like a medbed, where normal people just immediately go, “yeah that’s bullshit.”

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u/DangerousBill 2d ago

Urban legend? Oh, no!

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u/Silly-Power 2d ago

This is priming us for when he dies and they trot out an obvious fake double who looks 10 years younger and 50 pounds lighter.

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u/Plaid_Piper 1d ago

Or he stops actually being seen in public and all his addresses and media coverage become AI generated.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

Like Willard White in Diamonds Are Forever (I think it was).

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u/gvsb123 2d ago

He’s definitely dying!

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u/TheSmokingJacket 22h ago

Not soon enough (from natural causes, of course)!

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u/Monteburger 2d ago

Oh boy! That sounds exciting!

Can we inject Jeffrey Epstein so he can spill the beans on all his co-conspirators? I think he’ll be particularly inclined to cooperate if it gives him a few months’ respite from whatever torture Hell has been subjecting him to. I imagine it involves pineapples and his anus.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago

He probably saw one his cronies od and get revived with Naloxone.

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u/botingoldguy1634 2d ago

Is he talking about Narcan?

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u/Youarethebigbang 2d ago

It could be baby aspirin or a Chicklet for all we know, the man is a demented moron

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u/LMAODumb 2d ago

Lmao I was thinking that or epinephrine. He’s insufferable. 😣

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u/wasabiplz 2d ago

Yes, it's true‼️ Rump is the first beneficiary of the drug and isn't he fkn amazing ‼️ /s

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u/JoanneMG822 2d ago

Maybe that explains his rotting corpse... he's a zombie.

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u/Wiggles69 2d ago

That must be what they keep injecting into him causing those bruises 😄

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u/Competitive_Kumquat 2d ago

All those accusations against democrats of dead people voting are taking shape into the backhanded confessions they were destined to be. He’s pitching the foundation for another of his voting scams lol fuck me.

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u/inabighat 2d ago

Is this gonna roll out after the medbeds, or before?

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u/savagewolf666 2d ago

Are we getting zombies before GTA 6?

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u/VinCubed 2d ago

Sounds like a bet you can make on Kalshi

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u/deport_racists_next 2d ago

Would explain that orange zombie i keep seeing all over....

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u/HackD1234 2d ago

That explains the hand bruising. Would someone just Stake Trump, the next time he goes to Walter Read, please? American Nosferatu needs to stay down.

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u/MannyMoSTL 2d ago

He’s talking about himself.

It’s called “uppers” Donny-Jonny

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u/SakaWreath 2d ago

So I guess he really did die a few months ago when he disappeared for a week and came out looking like a shambling corpse wearing a trump mask.

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u/coredenale 2d ago

Is it bleach or ivermectin?

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u/ArcadiaBerger 2d ago

Or maybe it's an ultraviolet light enema.

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u/Youarethebigbang 2d ago

"Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way." - Donald J. Trump

"Trump's is a fucking moron." - Donald J. Trump’s first Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

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u/Darkkwitch31 2d ago

Well he also said they were performing abortions after babies were born so there is also that. His base is absolutely stupid. They are just dumb. Plus all pedofile aligned pos.

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u/Youarethebigbang 2d ago

neigh! 🐎

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u/Nerd-19958 2d ago

Is there a drug that can revive dead brains? If so Trump should be the first study subject. Sad!

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u/YesterdayCareless901 1d ago

Fucking amazing. He really is Doctor Jesus.

Edit: /s

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u/lordkarken616 1d ago

I always knew he would cause the apocalypse.... just never thought it was going to be a zombie one.

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u/Youarethebigbang 23h ago

And it will look just like this

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u/DefiantLemming 20h ago

President Trump thinks V-One is real and that his own immortality is just around the corner. Wouldn’t be surprised to discover he’s been investing billions in Vought Aerospace, confusing the defense contractor with the series’s fictional, Vought International.

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u/beadshells-2 1d ago

It happened may 11, why wait till now?

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

Has he just seen Universal Soldier, and thought it was real?

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u/Purgii 1d ago

We’re into the zombie apocalypse portion of the Trump presidency?

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u/Youarethebigbang 1d ago

Hey no spoilers, I'm still on season 2 ep1

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u/Billitpro 23h ago

Maybe president nippledick should take some of it because he's as like the walking dead now!

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u/firebird7802 22h ago edited 22h ago

The president is a lunatic (we've all known for a long time, that's not really news to anyone). Even if such a pill did exist, what if the person is already decomposed or died from something they would make resurrection impossible, like blood loss? I don't think you could just give a skeleton or pile of cremated ashes a pill and have all of their flesh and muscle magically appear again, since they lack the organs to break down the pill. Even if the person wasn't decomposed, the ability to heal fatal wounds or instantly heal the diseases that caused the person to die with one pill isn't possible. That's kind of pill obviously makes no logical sense if you actually think about it.

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u/fromkentucky 16h ago

Does he mean Narcan?

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u/_Miss_Eclipse 2d ago

So Futurism is doing tabloid slop articles now?

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u/BigBootyWholes 2d ago

I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but reading what he actually said I don’t think he actually meant resurrection of dead people.

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u/Immaloner 2d ago

So what exactly do YOU think he meant. I mean, it's pretty obvious from what he's saying is that it resurrects dead people.

Trump: "We've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites -- gone, the kids are crying and everything -- and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works."

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u/BigBootyWholes 1d ago

He meant that the person presumably had no other options and was hyperbole. We will never beat MAGA if this is the type of shit he’s going to trip you up on. Embarrassing

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u/Darkkwitch31 2d ago

This man (Trump)is who is destroying this counyry with the help from the gop of course and we have to give an honorable mention to the corporate dems who also take money from the same donors that fund maga. Can we get a round of fuck you all!!