r/MAGANAZI • u/Youarethebigbang • 2d ago
trump claims U.S. has a new drug that can bring dead people back to life: "We've taken people that were dead...and the person became better. It works."
https://futurism.com/health-medicine/trump-drug-dead-back-to-lifeHe's full of shit, of course: https://factually.co/fact-checks/politics/did-trump-claim-experimental-drug-reverses-death-bfbd3b
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u/Gingercatgonebad 2d ago
Damn this will fire up the medbed crew like nothing else. Groan.
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u/BigAssMonkey 2d ago
No, bro. This is for those who were too late to get a medbed. But you will need a Trump phone to order it and pay with Trump crypto.
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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago
Trump also believed there were real “med beds” where you lay in them and they heal all your illnesses. He posted about it on Truth Social. Of course they’re just an urban legend.
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u/EPSG3857_WebMercator 2d ago
Urban legend? You don’t just make up random crazy shit and call it an urban legend….
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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago
It’s a claim that’s been going around for years.
“Medbeds (short for "medical beds" or "meditation beds"[1]) are a nonexistent medical technology that became prominent in conspiracy theory narratives in the early 2020s. Medbeds can supposedly cure any condition but have been kept secret from the general public and reserved for the elite.”
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u/EPSG3857_WebMercator 1d ago
Yes, I’ve obviously heard of the supposed medbeds. I have access to the internet just like you… The point being is that an urban legend is something that is hard to verify its validity and more importantly, is actually plausible, like a story of teenagers who died on the train tracks, a local store owner that sells illegal goods, an uncaught serial killer, etc. Urban legends are not something so stupid, like a medbed, where normal people just immediately go, “yeah that’s bullshit.”
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u/Silly-Power 2d ago
This is priming us for when he dies and they trot out an obvious fake double who looks 10 years younger and 50 pounds lighter.
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u/Plaid_Piper 1d ago
Or he stops actually being seen in public and all his addresses and media coverage become AI generated.
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u/Monteburger 2d ago
Oh boy! That sounds exciting!
Can we inject Jeffrey Epstein so he can spill the beans on all his co-conspirators? I think he’ll be particularly inclined to cooperate if it gives him a few months’ respite from whatever torture Hell has been subjecting him to. I imagine it involves pineapples and his anus.
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u/wasabiplz 2d ago
Yes, it's true‼️ Rump is the first beneficiary of the drug and isn't he fkn amazing ‼️ /s
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u/Competitive_Kumquat 2d ago
All those accusations against democrats of dead people voting are taking shape into the backhanded confessions they were destined to be. He’s pitching the foundation for another of his voting scams lol fuck me.
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u/HackD1234 2d ago
That explains the hand bruising. Would someone just Stake Trump, the next time he goes to Walter Read, please? American Nosferatu needs to stay down.
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u/SakaWreath 2d ago
So I guess he really did die a few months ago when he disappeared for a week and came out looking like a shambling corpse wearing a trump mask.
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u/coredenale 2d ago
Is it bleach or ivermectin?
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u/ArcadiaBerger 2d ago
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u/Youarethebigbang 2d ago
"Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way." - Donald J. Trump
"Trump's is a fucking moron." - Donald J. Trump’s first Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
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u/Darkkwitch31 2d ago
Well he also said they were performing abortions after babies were born so there is also that. His base is absolutely stupid. They are just dumb. Plus all pedofile aligned pos.
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u/Nerd-19958 2d ago
Is there a drug that can revive dead brains? If so Trump should be the first study subject. Sad!
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u/lordkarken616 1d ago
I always knew he would cause the apocalypse.... just never thought it was going to be a zombie one.
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u/DefiantLemming 20h ago
President Trump thinks V-One is real and that his own immortality is just around the corner. Wouldn’t be surprised to discover he’s been investing billions in Vought Aerospace, confusing the defense contractor with the series’s fictional, Vought International.
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u/Billitpro 23h ago
Maybe president nippledick should take some of it because he's as like the walking dead now!
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u/firebird7802 22h ago edited 22h ago
The president is a lunatic (we've all known for a long time, that's not really news to anyone). Even if such a pill did exist, what if the person is already decomposed or died from something they would make resurrection impossible, like blood loss? I don't think you could just give a skeleton or pile of cremated ashes a pill and have all of their flesh and muscle magically appear again, since they lack the organs to break down the pill. Even if the person wasn't decomposed, the ability to heal fatal wounds or instantly heal the diseases that caused the person to die with one pill isn't possible. That's kind of pill obviously makes no logical sense if you actually think about it.
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u/BigBootyWholes 2d ago
I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but reading what he actually said I don’t think he actually meant resurrection of dead people.
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u/Immaloner 2d ago
So what exactly do YOU think he meant. I mean, it's pretty obvious from what he's saying is that it resurrects dead people.
Trump: "We've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites -- gone, the kids are crying and everything -- and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works."
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u/BigBootyWholes 1d ago
He meant that the person presumably had no other options and was hyperbole. We will never beat MAGA if this is the type of shit he’s going to trip you up on. Embarrassing
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u/Darkkwitch31 2d ago
This man (Trump)is who is destroying this counyry with the help from the gop of course and we have to give an honorable mention to the corporate dems who also take money from the same donors that fund maga. Can we get a round of fuck you all!!



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u/Adddicus 2d ago
All this means is that he's bought stock in the company and wants to pump it up so he can dump it before the news that it doesn't actually work comes out.