r/KenM • u/orion726 • Jun 15 '25

We are ALL fathers on this blessed day

486 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/gimsim Jun 15 '25

Speak for yourself

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u/orion726 Jun 15 '25

I am ALL fathers on this blessed day

55

u/DJErikD Jun 15 '25

Can I borrow some money, dad?

91

u/orion726 Jun 15 '25

When I was a kid I would shave my dad's back for a nickle so I could buy a sody pop

16

u/NoExplanation734 Jun 15 '25

Did you grow up in Albuquerque?

7

u/jadenity Jun 16 '25

Wacka wacka doo doo, yeah!

15

u/Grizlucks Jun 15 '25

Mom's been waiting for those alimony checks for a long time dad.

31

u/brutalanglosaxon Jun 16 '25

Fathers get so big because they have no natural predaters.

19

u/Krasdale79 Jun 15 '25

Ken is all our fathers on our blessed days

12

u/haby001 Jun 15 '25

NEXT

5

u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Jun 16 '25

Its for church honey

19

u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Jun 15 '25

I miss dad’s cornmeal nuggets. The secret ingredient was sawdust and it gave them a nice grit. Piggly Wiggly doesn’t sell them anymore.

1

u/dr_pepper_35 Jun 16 '25

How much sawdust per nugget?

3

u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Jun 16 '25

5 parts per nugget.

3

u/Ok_Acanthaceae_5241 Jun 17 '25

Pastor says fatherhood is unholy. Have a blessed day.

2

u/EsotericTribble Aug 28 '25

Caitlyn Jenner joins the chat