r/JellesMarbleRuns There is NO LIMIT to the GLAZE. 4d ago

Marble League I don't even have the energy to write my columns anymore. Spoiler

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Nothing but suffering the past 4 weeks.

18 points behind 15th place. Not behind a podium, or whatever, 15th place.

We have 7 events left. We have 44 points. The BOC anti-record is 64. To even mathematically beat the anti-record, we need 3 points per event, aka minimally a 13th. And that is to just beat the anti-record. We don't even have that much hope of being in the top half.

Mathematically at this rate, if this trend keeps up, our PPE is less than 5 per event. We're deadset to get 78 if this keeps up.

We've exhausted all our possibilities for good events. Sprint was tough, Hurdles was a mess, everything the past few weeks was just, horrible.

And I don't envision any medals coming up. Nothing.

I think this is just the end of the Kobalts legacy. One win, and then we're done, back to being trash.

It's pain.

I hate every feeling of this.

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u/badasspeanutbutter Green Ducks 4d ago

Only team to go from zero, to hero, to back to zero 🥲 Welcome back, my favourite basement dwellers

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u/TrickiVicBB71 Oceanics 4d ago

Sorry, this popped in my head when I saw your comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3

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u/Lemon861 Minty Hint OUT 4d ago

No top half finish since E4… yea ur cooked Icl

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u/solarisLMMS Hazers Country, Let’s Ride! 4d ago

At this point I don’t know what else to say as words of encouragement. In 2024, the Hazers saved their season winning two golds in a row in events 12 and 13 (last time I said this I got it wrong). However in the case of the Hazers I believe it was mostly bad luck running its course. This Kobalts team isn’t inspiring.

The only explanation I have is that Azure may have been more than just dead weight on the 2025 winning team.

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u/nlzza Bumblebees | Gliding Glaciers | Snowballs ❄️ 4d ago

#AzureBack

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u/Cool_Description8334 Turtle Sliders and 4d ago

All things are as they should be