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Discussion OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD — Javelin | Event 9 + Showdown 3 | Marble League 2026 🌸
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MAEVIECYYc17
u/turtlepower0704 Yeller's No.1 Fan 4d ago edited 4d ago
Yellim getting gold before Yellup is DIABOLICAL. But LETS GOOOO, CONGRATS YELLOW AMD YELLIM!!!! We needed this given the events that are following. You got this Mellow Yellow!!!💛💛
Also, Yellow the gold medal merchant, this is his 6th gold medal and 8th medal overall. And for the first time ever, Yellow gets 2 golds in one season. He accomplishes this more than a decade into his career. Yellow the timeless goat that you are.
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u/Lemon861 Minty Hint OUT 4d ago
Wait WHAT? Yellup has no gold in the league? M1 Mallard of Marble leagues bro 😭
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u/turtlepower0704 Yeller's No.1 Fan 4d ago
Yup, as insane as it sounds, Yellup has 3 silvers and 1 bronze, but no gold. In fact, im pretty sure Yellup holds the record for most individual participations without a single gold. And now with Yellim winning, every member on the team has at least one gold medal aside from him, both current and former (Yelley also has a gold)
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u/idk80000 give me issius team asthama brokemyjaw 4d ago
Good for you good luck for the title charge
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u/Sammuthegreat Mellow Yellow / Gliding Glaciers 4d ago
It's a genuine joy to tune in and see a performance like that. And it's happened twice in three events. Glorious stuff.
Less said about the last event the better.
Come on MYL, the title charge starts in earnest now!
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u/Mia123445 Raspberry Racers|Team Galactic|🌸Pinkies 4d ago edited 4d ago
I thought for sure the Razzies were getting last after their bad throw. Then five teams, including the Indigo Stars, proceed to do even worse than us and we get an alright five points lol. I’ll take it. I just hope that this isn’t the start of a second half collapse.
The lead is also cut down by five points, but a new challenger has entered the title fight, Mellow Yellow!
Congratulations to Mellow Yellow for gold, Snowballs for silver, and Savage Speeders for bronze in the main league!
Congratulations to Turtle Sliders for gold, Jungle Jumpers for silver, and Jawbreakers for bronze in the showdown!
Lmao @ that final showdown heat.
Kobalts might be fucked.
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u/idk80000 give me issius team asthama brokemyjaw 4d ago
Incredible how the razberry chocked this hard they could have had a great lead and be first well good luck for the next even
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u/Mia123445 Raspberry Racers|Team Galactic|🌸Pinkies 4d ago
Yeah we definitely could’ve capitalized much more than we did, but at least the team above us choked harder than we did and there’s also the benefit of it causing the fight up front to be even tighter.
Good luck to Team Plasma in halfpipe!
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u/Own-Amount4616 Raspberry Racers 4d ago
I'm honestly satisfied with 11th, we just had three medals in a row, but I'm hoping for Top 6 next event, I think we need that.
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u/C0smicM0nkey Giv'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle 4d ago
We're historically pretty decent at Half-Pipe, I'm predicting a 4th or 5th place finish.
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u/Swimming-Step1326 Mellow Yellow and Yeller (AQed for '26) and the Ducks 4d ago
Yellow this season has been amazing
Likely now the favorite to win MVM
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u/Mia123445 Raspberry Racers|Team Galactic|🌸Pinkies 4d ago edited 4d ago
For sure. It’s likely to be Yellow or Gogo as MVM since both are tied on 50 points, but Gogo scoring zero in this event (their third event while this was Yellow’s second) really lowered their chances
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u/solarisLMMS Hazers Country, Let’s Ride! 4d ago
That was surprisingly not a disaster for the Hazers. I’ll take it, although they need to lock in for the next few events. The beat… the Kobalts. Oh god, it really is so kobover isn’t it?
Unfortunately for them the next event is Halfpipe…
The Indigo Stars have all but choked away their huge lead and are now fighting to maintain their position on the leaderboard.
Hazers Country, Let’s Ride!
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u/PhoenixPringles01 There is NO LIMIT to the GLAZE. 4d ago
give up on us and retire us. there is no more hope. we might as well go to the showdown and get relegated for 2 more years.
we've had our 15 minutes of fame. 2025 is just a distant dream now.
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u/Whyisthisexist #1 CardSakura Enjoyer 4d ago
I am the BlackPink detector.
There is BlackPink today, they shared the final heat (H) together.
Don't mention how they did
In other news, speeders cucked from a gold once again
Thank you.
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u/Prudent_Ad_6376 I love them all! 4d ago
The Racers and the Stars threw really badly today, they're meant to expand the lead not sit there. They're lucky they're still top 2.
Congrats to the Thunderbolts for being alive! And dear god the Kobalts are not having a good time, Smokey has lost his touch this Spring.
Hazers country, let's ride!!!!
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u/TorvaMessor42 boy I sure as hell lucked out with my first picks 4d ago
Thank God for that Speeders bronze, I needed the cleanser after watching that Rojos and Limers run. I mean, WOW. I expect at least one shitty event for either, but both on the same event is not good for my mental. Limers, especially, are too close for comfort to the relegation zone, please get another medal.
Back to more positive news, Speeders are back in contention. Unfortunately, Snowballs MY did enough to jump the Speeders (tho still in striking distance), while Pinkies did just enough to NOT get leapfrogged.
Halfpipe is coming next, this Saturday. We have had decent results in the past, a few duds, if I recall, but I'm actually feeling optimistic going in. Don't make me regret it, please.
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u/Perceval_009 lowns 4d ago
This season can't end quick enough....
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u/forlornjackalope Thunderbalts 4d ago
I knew the Kobalts were going to be a disgrace, so all I was hoping for to make this event enjoyable was to see you guys beat the Speeders to ensure they wouldn't podium again. I'm just as hurt and mad as you guys are.
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u/trident174 Sunset Supremacy 4d ago
Imagine if the Turtle Sliders actually showed these results in the qualifiers Instead of the showdown.
They'd probably turn out like the '26 Kobalts or the '22 Balls of Chaos but besides the point
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u/forlornjackalope Thunderbalts 4d ago
At this rate, I'm truly hoping that the Sliders get offered to be hosts next year unless that's against the rules. They're killing it right now and I'm sure their home turf would be amazing to see, too. I'm beyond blown away by how well they're doing and I hope this will garnish them more fans.
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u/Own-Amount4616 Raspberry Racers 4d ago
I would like to see a sliders stadium but I don't think that a showdown team should host. I personally think that anyone from 4th-8th in the league should get the opportunity of hosting an ML.
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u/Low_Wolverine5164 Savage Flares 4d ago
OMG, Speeders, the comeback might be possible, both the top 2 finished outside the top 10, with Indigo Stars finishing last, great bronze medal today.
Sigh, Flares, just come on, we cannot keep collapsing like this.
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u/tetraiodoplumbat CCE, KOB, PNK fan 4d ago
My opinion on e9
CCE, what are you doing?! Kobalts will beat an an Anti-record at this point...
Hazers somehow did...good?
Congrats to the Turtle Sliders for the win in the Showdown and Mellow Yellow, Snowballs for the podium!
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u/casualbo1 Hazers 4d ago
Man it sucks that Hazers scored a really good run for sixth but the podium just was not friendly to them in any way. Still only 5 back from the Snowballs in fourth, but that bronze medal gap to Mellow Yellow will probably not come down soon since Halfpipe is not a strong event, quite the opposite. In the meantime I'm looking forward to the Underwater Race.
Were I the top 5 I'd start sweating, the Speeders just went back-to-back podiums; still, at least the run-in looks to be way more open.
Calling it now, if the Jawbreakers actually perform well enough to warrant a second lease on life and Team Primary bottoms out I am calling for the PRockets to take the latter's place.
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u/casualbo1 Hazers 4d ago edited 4d ago
I crunched some number and apparently the Hazers have officially scored their 800th point! 13 back from the 'bolts' tally! More importantly, I think the Speeders have scored now 1,601 points, which is more than double the Hazers' ENTIRE League record.
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u/ds1224 Savage Speeders/Team Momo 4d ago
Honestly I'm surprised to see the Speeders win the bronze. Beautiful job from Swifty and Velocity to stay compacted on both runs
Team Momo on the other hand, yeesh. Not looking good
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u/Lemon861 Minty Hint OUT 4d ago
Team momo are cooked, out of all the teams that hat are in the bottom 4 rn they are most likely to get relagated imo
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u/PhoenixPringles01 There is NO LIMIT to the GLAZE. 4d ago
Kobalts are still doing mid. Fucks sake.
I mean, 10th is better than our antipodiums the past 3 events but it's E9 and we can't be affording to do this. We'll probably just have the anti-record atp.
Being a fan of this team is agony.
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u/forlornjackalope Thunderbalts 4d ago
10th is "fine", but it would mean more if netting points bumped us up the standings. With the way things are going, not even back to back podium wins will get us far now. It just feels like an extra kick to the teeth knowing how strong we finished last season and now we're limping to do anything.
I'm so tired. Whoever screwed it up for us a few events ago with that DNF or dead last finish probably bungled the season for us.
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u/PhoenixPringles01 There is NO LIMIT to the GLAZE. 4d ago
Exactly what you said, we can't even manage decent performances now, we're getting double digit placements, the best we fucking did was probably 6TH at like what, the first 3 events? Everyday I fucking log on to see my team do shit and feel miserable.
Mathematically with this PPE of <5 per event we're on set to finish with only 78 fucking points, assuming we don't screw this up even further. We might be able to scrape past the anti-record, but boy is this a fucking scourge on our record.
In a nutshell, we're fucking cooked. I've stopped hoping anything for this team. Just get the fucking season over and done with, please. I don't even think we can AQ. We'll just go back to our showdown basement for 9 more years, after our 15 minutes of fame.
I'm tired.
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u/Cool-Barber8998 Fire Quickly | The Chemists have done it! 4d ago
Yeah what happened to our 2025 Marble league selfs? It has not even been a year since it happened
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u/forlornjackalope Thunderbalts 4d ago
Can someone do a wellness check on them? Something is off here and seeing others essentially do laps around them while they're just dying on a wheel feels wrong somehow. The anti record is going to be the roast of the season for Thesaurus if he goes there with it.
This really is just agonizing like you said. We spent more years in the basement than we have actually participating and this is our legacy. It's going to overshadow everything we accomplished last season by a landslide.
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u/PhoenixPringles01 There is NO LIMIT to the GLAZE. 4d ago
i'm also going to need a wellness check from Alfred the team psychologist bc this current performance is driving my will to do anything JMR related down the fucking funnel
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u/Alexis_HK Your ML23 MVM Runner-up, ML24 MVM 3rd, and ML25 MVM 4d ago
A 2nd and a 4th. Not bad at all.
Just wondering, if Snowy somehow wins Most Valuable Captain AND Maid Bowl this year (which is the complete reverse of last year), oh well...
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u/idk80000 give me issius team asthama brokemyjaw 4d ago
WE HAVN'T GOT BITTOM FOUR YET LETS FUCKING GOOOO WE CAN EVEN FINISH DEAD LAST BUT I HOPE WE SCORE 0 POINTS IN THE LEAD CLUB
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u/_SAM-P Savage Speeders 4d ago
Dang it if the speeders got the silver we might have been in top 3. Ah well we're on the come up
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u/Proper_Border_1802 Savage Speeders 4d ago
Back to back medals is huge in it's own right, we just gotta keep the pressure on and eventually we'll break into that top 3
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u/TrickiVicBB71 Oceanics 4d ago
Yes!! Oceanics getting 4th. We climbed up the standings.
Woo! Fun cancelled. Savage Speeders got a medal.
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u/TeeKaaJ Diamond Dust 4d ago
There we go finally!!!!
may not have been a gold, but THIS is exactly what we needed to get ourselves competing again. we may have only moved up to 4th for now, but we are one gold medal away from the leader. that being said, it’s very close between us and 8th, and one gold for anyone 9th-3rd will theoretically move them up to where 2nd-1st are. i was wrong in my judgement to count us out after the sprint, and i apologize for that. with effort like this, anything can happen, and who knows what that will be?
regarding the showdown, swarm sits in the middle, and as long as that stays, then i have nothing else more to say. only halfway done means there’s still more to come, and i’ll be snowing up for each one of those. peace 🤍✌️🤍
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u/RecoverQuirky4751 gloomo for MVM 4d ago
plasma is still mid
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u/idk80000 give me issius team asthama brokemyjaw 4d ago
Better than last hey
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u/idk80000 give me issius team asthama brokemyjaw 4d ago
Do you think we are the only 2 plasma fan to exist?
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u/RecoverQuirky4751 gloomo for MVM 4d ago
ive seen some plasma fans in the marblebase, and plasma happens to be some people's 2nd teams (plasma is technically my 2nd team too because im a momo fan), it does look like plasma is gaining SOME fans now at least
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u/janekins1 with second 4d ago
I am a plasma fan mostly for the colors and a showy return season, buuuut recent events haven't given me much hope
Sorry but I can only handle being a fan of one potential burn out team that might at any moment have the bottom drop out of its entire legacy, and I would prefer it not be the one whose legacy their fucking Showdown return lmao
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u/Tvdiet101 Raspberry Racers 4d ago
I didn’t expect a medal this time but at least we weren’t dead last. Halfpipe is next which we aren’t terrible at we got 5th in it back in 2024 and since the previous medal winners Jumpers and BOC didn’t qualify we only have the green ducks to worry about this time
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u/C0smicM0nkey Giv'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle 4d ago
We also got silver in half-pipe at Marble League All-Stars, also in '24. Half-pipe is actually one of our stronger events. Besides the Ducks, we also have to worry about the Kitties, who got bronze in all-stars, 7th in the regular ML 2024, and won a silver in the event in ML 2020.
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u/_INoKami_ Slowly becoming an O´Rangers hatewatcher (but lovesand) 4d ago
Well damn, O´Ranger 4th and Wolfpack & Green Ducks 5th. I don´t even know how to mock that, decent showing from all the teams! Loads of beautiful, valueable points!
...what do you mean the Black Jacks also participated?
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u/KrakenCranium Shining Swarm 4d ago
Ain’t no way Midnight Wisps are about to go 3/3 showdown bottom 4s
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u/Lemon861 Minty Hint OUT 4d ago
Why would we put our to best members in one of our worst events? Still 6 points is WAY more then I was expecting so I’m okay with this although we drop to 8th. In other news Yellow challenging Gogo for MVM 👀👀👀 also Kobalts are ACTUALLY Finsuhed
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u/bookity_ the cerulean guy 4d ago
i love this team to death but they are so pooped if things go like this longer
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u/alloythepunny Mellow Yellow / Quicksilvers 4d ago
Great showing from the marbles in yellow today, closing the gap on the top spot. How sweet it’d be to break the even year curse with a second marble league win
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u/darkloid_blues Black Jacks | Team Galactic | Amethyst 4d ago
I think 'ow, ouch, oof' sums up things adequately here for me. It cost the Black Jacks more than Galactic but neither one exactly excelled here.
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u/forlornjackalope Thunderbalts 4d ago
The Kobalts, once again, are a giant disappointment. Finishing middle of the road and you still can't get out of the basement. Is this what the rest of the league is shaping up to be like for them?
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u/Scopitta Oceanics 4d ago
The title race is shaping up to be very tight and interesting. Apart from Indigo stars, the rest of the top of the standings are almost all repeat champions
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u/Own-Amount4616 Raspberry Racers 4d ago
Good try today Rezzy and Rozzy! We are still holding on to second, just keep putting in your best effort!
On another note, I find the teams from 2nd to 8th (RAZ, MLY, SNB, PNK, SAV, HAZ, BMB) is an absolute FORCE! Slide CCE in there and I'd say they are the top 8 marble league teams as of recent consistency. So much pressure for all of them.
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u/Deep-Pumpkln Mellow Yellow Pollo Loco 4d ago
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO MELLOW YELLOW!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU YELLOW AND YELLIM!!!!! Congratulations on getting 1st place and to Yellim for getting his first ever gold medal WOOOOOOOOOO! Yellow is now tied for first in MVM award keeping it going YELLOW!!!!!!!!! and let’s avenge Yeller’s 2025 season where he was 1 point away you got this Yellow!!!! Fantastic job YELLOW and YELLIM WOOOOOOOO 2nd gold in 3 events and now we are 3rd in the standings keep it going WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 💛💛💛
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u/CourtFit3597 Yellow 4d ago
Sorry Yellim for ever doubting you .
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u/Somar413DT Mellow Yellow 3d ago
Yellim is like Salt
Sucks to eat it alone but makes a great meal with something else
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u/KillDozer688 4d ago
Hey, has anyone told the Indigo Stars that there are 16 events, not eight?