r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Femboyalt-39 • May 02 '26

Suggestion Stop saying WTF.

If you want to say WTF. Don't. Say "God's wounds! What foul sorcery and ungodly wickedness hath wrought this?!"

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u/ImagineABetterFuture 26d ago

My disdain for this cannot be overstated.

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u/forest_vagrant 26d ago

say "sweet liberty"

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u/Femboyalt-39 25d ago

FOR SUPER EARTH AND DEMOCRACYYYYYY LET'S SPILL SOME DUCKING OIL

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u/Rascartal 28d ago

Or I must inquire what in the actual foul word kind of activity is located in this general area

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u/jouhaan 26d ago

Forsooth I say! What foul happenstance or sorcery from the underbelly of hell have I chanced upon this very moment!?

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u/Deluminatus 24d ago

"By the Great Maker's oozing injuries! What manner of tainted thaumaturgy and unholy villainy has wrought this rotten obscenity upon my tormented senses?"

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u/Un10n_Thu6 23d ago

'Oh for penis ache.'

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u/Agile-Edge-1225 21d ago

I just say NANI or waaaaaaaa? Lmao