r/EatItYouFuckinCoward 4d ago

As an Australian, I found this particularly offensive.

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 4d ago

watching this was a grim experience

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 4d ago

I couldn’t believe how much of the video remained by the time I’d had a gutful

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u/_axeman_ 4d ago

Food wasting rage baiters should be made to eat every crumb of their bullshit. What an absurd way to spend your life.

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u/864FREEWADE 4d ago

Bet she threw that shit right in the trash

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u/Milkmilkbanana 4d ago

That umm at the end , Reminds me of the McDonald CEO !

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u/hcornea 1d ago

Krusty esque

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u/SlipNdSlideTillWeDie 4d ago

As a cow, I too found this extremely offensive.

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u/ThrustTrust 4d ago

How is it a marinade if you apply it DURING cooking.

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u/theycallmemrmoo 4d ago

You can see the light leave her eyes when she tastes it, and she really needs to feel worse for doing this.

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u/Cracktaculus 3d ago

Thats the joy of a chronic B12 deficiency turned upside-down with an overdose

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u/LightMcluvin 4d ago

As an American that stake right there is probably about $45 which I find super offensive

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u/The-Bloody9 4d ago

Congratulations, your steak is too salty for even the most psychopathic vegimite loving Australian to eat.

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u/BrinksTrunks 4d ago

Im pissed off that she’s using a plastic fork with a metal steak knife

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u/okally 4d ago

what does vegemite taste like? so i can grasp the full scope of this video lol

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u/letterboxfrog 4d ago

Like between beef stock and soy - umami rich and full of salt. I use it instead of beef stock. You don't need a lot. As an Australian, I find this video concerning, and it as we are a member of the International Criminal Court, it probably should be reported as a hate crime against Vegemite.

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 4d ago

She sounds Canadian

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u/letterboxfrog 4d ago

They're a member of the ICC too. Off to the Hague (BTW they were Australian plugs in the background)

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 4d ago

You know who this is? She doesn't sound Australian, I can understand what she's saying.

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u/CallResponsible3391 4d ago

A #$%*@ss American living in Australia.

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u/EquivalentIcy6024 4d ago

How dare you! We are polite, but not.. this..

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 4d ago

Come on, not everyone in Canada is polite, just like not all Americans are fat assholes. I can't listen again right now to find the word she say that makes me think "Canadian", but it's there.

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u/EquivalentIcy6024 4d ago

I don’t know, this looks like an American trying to be cultured in Australia to me.. speaking from an experienced canadian I’m hearing an American accent.. not canadian..

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 4d ago

Either way, she's trying way too hard to be something she isn't.

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u/Global-Guava-8362 4d ago

Adding salt to vegimite is asking for death 💀

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u/3X_Cat 4d ago

The only thing that would make that more perfect is if there was a plate sized huntsman on the wall

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u/Ill_Initial8986 4d ago

See you tomorrow, chef.

Chives cut like asparagus

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 4d ago

Someone should explain what a marinade is and how it works to her because she seems absolutely clueless.

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u/Mammoth_Mixture4735 4d ago

She will need some pepto after that meal

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u/trent_diamond 4d ago

pepto? no she needs to go to jail

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u/Unclemagik 3d ago

Every addition just keeps getting worse

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u/life_changing3000 4d ago

Yes, I am sure she did!

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u/Maleficent_Stable_14 4d ago

Just no. Please stop what you're doing and just walk away.

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u/Living-Air-8483 4d ago

What was that 😭

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u/MonsieurZed 4d ago

As a human, I found this particularly offensive

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u/testiculardescendant 4d ago

Why is they covering steak in “dream gravy”?

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u/MonkeyDBricc 4d ago

You a whole lie. Ik you spit that out when the camera cut off

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u/DedeLionforce 4d ago

As an Australian, I don't care, do whatever you want with the food you buy, BUT DON'T YOU FUCKIN TAKE A GANDER AT MY BUDGIE SMUGGLER.

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u/bitstoatoms 4d ago

(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

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u/Intelligent-Flow-179 4d ago

Fuck me that’s below average

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u/StinkyOnionsR 4d ago

I'm going to go kick someone's ass because of this video... I'll be right back

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u/Significant-Lab-3990 4d ago

I’ve never had vegemite but I’ve heard the tales lol. Wouldn’t that absolutely wreck your taste buds (taste strong as hell) with how much she put in it?

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u/Mostly-Relevant 4d ago

Sorry what? Vegemite sauce? Fuck no.

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u/Beemo-Noir 4d ago

Painting on a sear is like painting your dead grass green.

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 4d ago

OFFICER!! I'd like I need to report a crime!

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u/mememe822 4d ago

You Australians really are criminals

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u/quad_damage_orbb 4d ago

I love the reaction at the end, she just kind of shrugs as if to say "yeah, it's about as horrible as you would expect".

Seriously though, that must be so incredibly salty.

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u/Superb_Health9413 4d ago

What about the extra steak hole piece?

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u/CoolEarth5026 4d ago

Sure, add MORE salt. Wtf Edit: and then MORE Vegemite?? I spoke too soon.

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u/Jolius_Caesar 4d ago

I find Vegemite mild compared Marmite. We need a Guga food test

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u/redhairedgal4 4d ago

That's 3:02 minutes of my life that I can't get back. AND, anyone who watched this should be offended. Gross

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u/_NihilisticNut_ 4d ago

Vegemite sauce?!?

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u/ComplexOtherwise779 4d ago

This is sacrilegious

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u/groovyinutah 4d ago

This has got to be a criminal act,,,somewhere.

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u/Aggravating_Funny978 3d ago

Oat milk for health!

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u/-sussy-wussy- 3d ago

Is this... Vegemite? Help me gods. This is a war crime on a plate. 

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u/Local-Arugula-607 3d ago

Imagine dying with the intent to become food, then being insulted like this
...didnt even get inpeppered either

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u/enbits2 2d ago

As an argentinian, I found this r/extremelyinfuriating

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u/Popular-Waltz3069 2d ago

As a person alive, I found this offensive.

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u/hcornea 1d ago

What on earth is Vegemite sauce ?

Is this a watered down version of the soread?

Have never seen this before in 🇦🇺, not that I’ve been looking for it.

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u/quetiapinenapper 1d ago

Blursed steak lammington

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u/SatansPostman 1d ago

Yes very offensive, unless ur a diabetic. 😂 🤣

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u/GothSpite 4d ago

This is a bougie person trying to act like they're making a 'struggle meal', without actually understanding what goes with what

Actual noodles would be cheaper, and a better option.