r/ColoradoSprings • u/Techie4evr • 13d ago

News PSA:Bear Alert(brown)

Be Carefull, Brown bear spotted just past Austin Bluffs Pkwy & Union. Seen him @ 6:03am

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 13d ago edited 13d ago

"Brown bear alert" would be a great name for a band, a sandwich, or a milkshake.

Note: should any band or restaurant use the name, I fully expect a lifetime free backstage pass or unlimited meals. Make it happen.

"Brown bear alert" might also be a warning in a gay bar that has a particularly problematic patron who is a hairy brunette, but that's another story.