r/ClevelandGuardians 12h ago

Where’s Chris Gimenez?

I know they’re shuffling around the talent a lot more this season, but it feels like he hasn’t been around in weeks. Anyone know if he’s just on vacation or did they let him go?

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u/evanieCK Pride G 11h ago

wherever he is, he's giving everyone a ton of credit and tipping his cap

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u/Dark_Canuck1 11h ago

Wherever he is, he’s talking someone’s ear off for three hours about pitch sequencing, while only taking three breaths somehow.

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u/thekingofthemonsters Diamond C 11h ago

keyholing

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u/cookestudios ⚾️🎷Kippie’s Sax🎷⚾️ 11h ago

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

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u/Buddy__Repperton 1h ago

Was he hanging out on the deck of Club Aqua?

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u/ThisBudzForYou 1h ago

I think of this every time Petey comes up to bat

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u/Dark_Canuck1 12h ago

Think he got sent to the Shadow Realm

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u/s_s 455 11h ago

Jim Chrismenez is replacing him

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u/Buddy__Repperton 1h ago

I read that as Chris Perez. I think his brand of pitcher insanity is what we need on the broadcast team.

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u/Vyse 11h ago

That would be hilarious if the complaint form campaign worked

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u/Prudent_Fly_2554 Fuck Bob Costas 10h ago

Please do not summon him.

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u/Ryan_Bolin 3h ago

Wherever he is, half his sentences are starting with, “back when I was a below average catcher for the Indians….”

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u/Brianeightythree ⚾small ball baseball terrorists⚾ 9h ago

Nice try, Chris. Found your account!

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u/vlad84 12h ago

Go to sleep

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u/Thee_Aggro_Man 👑 King Kwan 🦍 11h ago

DFA'd hopefully

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u/smokinjoe570 4h ago

Hopefully announcing for some other team. Dude was awful.

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u/RubiconBronco 11h ago

Hopefully we don’t see or hear from him again for awhile, he stinks

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u/BumpinAndRunnin 11h ago

Find something you can obsess over like Guards Reddit obsesses over announcers

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u/twills011 2h ago

I’ve been hearing him on MLB Network radio a few times recently.

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u/Hold_my_Dirk GABI GHOUL 10h ago

I know he’s talked about coaching his kids so they probably scheduled around it so he still has the chance to.

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u/supertone27 1h ago

Haha these comments are wild, I'll take him over Rick Manning any day

u/Secreteflower 4m ago

I love listening Rick Manning and will die on that hill! I absolutely noticed his absence, but your post tipped me off to the fact that Chris hasn’t been on the broadcasts in a while.

It’s not nostalgia - I’m a late-twenties female transplant from Cincinnati, who became a baseball and Guardians fan organically. I moved here the year of the name change and just latched in on baseball.

Rick just has that kinda crazy drunk uncle vibe that makes listening to a baseball game special. Chris is….sterile. He doesn’t keep the radio listeners up to date on the score, calls the plays with inadequate excitement, and I find his stories don’t add enough context or color to the game. Different strokes, I suppose.