Bremerton is full of Excellent Bumper Stickers

[u/redhotjaz]

My SIL is a connoisseur of silly/wild/unhinged bumper stickers so my husband and I started looking for good ones to send to her. Once we started looking we realized there are TONS of amazingly weird bumper stickers on cars in town. I just wanted to put out a general appreciation post for our collective sense of humor.

We went to Vancouver WA over Memorial Day weekend and did not see any funny bumper stickers so obviously Bremerton is a funnier place than there lol

Keep up the good work and if you see a gremlin lady in her thirties taking pictures of your bumper, I’m so sorry I’m being weird, I have to document your excellent taste in bumper stickers.

[u/otterpoportunity]

Thank you for this dose of morning hilarity! Great way to start the day. 😂

[u/boxingkangeroo]

Nah the Horse Denier one is S tier. Id be laughing my ass off if I saw that in the wild

[u/redhotjaz → u/boxingkangeroo]

Absolutely. It made my day when I found it

[u/MountainHardwear → u/boxingkangeroo]

i saw your comment before the picture and was like no way this one is that good

you were right lol

[u/redwallet]

Best one I saw was at the Silverdale Target with a little image of Ted Cruz and the words “this man ATE my son” and I laugh thinking about it to this day 😂

[u/jojoclifford]

I enjoy the absurdity and I would really appreciate this trend to increase so I don’t look like the only weirdo who collects bumper stickers.

[u/Pseudopod_Samurai]

I captured the mothman one a year or two ago before they got to visit the flesh pit! Y'all gotta check the link, the amount of material is great. Ngl, I was real sad that my Rav didn't make the cut, but then I remembered we only venture into Bremerton like twice a month.

[u/redhotjaz → u/Pseudopod_Samurai]

This is not my complete collection of stickers, so maybe we’ve seen you! And if not maybe we’ll see you in the future. If we see a Rav with great stickers I will assume it’s yours :)

[u/DerekL1963]

I spotted this one out by the Fairgrounds a couple of months ago... Laughed my ass off.

https://bsky.app/profile/derekl1963.bsky.social/post/3mhj6xfqw422k

[u/Orofeaiel]

I saw the moth man one recently at Fred Meyer 😂

[u/the_d00m_song]

I've seen the "I eat sand" in person. Legit cackled

[u/Short-Equivalent5753 → u/the_d00m_song]

That is a good one

[u/BookishFookfest]

I've seen about half of these and they make me smile every time!

[u/timdot352]

r/bumperstickers

One of us!

[u/arrmack]

Hahaha the Pedro one is so great

[u/RiddleoftheSphynx]

Kitsap is the 7th lowest religious metro area in USA. We have the good bumper stickers, not the full back of Jesus attack.

[u/Short-Equivalent5753]

Now I’ll be looking closer. Thanks for the inspiration

[u/pman8362]

My personal favorite was a sticker that reads "My cat loves Steely Dan" on a Baja parked downtown. I'm a bit of a sticker minimalist for my car but need to get some fun ones for my Yakima box.

[u/hobblingcontractor]

The star wars one is pretty normal. I'll raise you a lime green jeep with a bunch of Jesus stuff on it AND that star wars one.