r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/nah_Im_just_pathetic Gay™ • 1d ago
Men liking men more than women are the only straight ones
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u/Usagi-Zakura Ace™ 1d ago
Fellas...is it gay to love women?
(...well for me it would be but for him specifically..)
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u/causal_friday Trans™ 1d ago
Yeah, I'm gay and I do think that women are more attractive than men!
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u/sammypants123 1d ago
Doesn’t matter if it’s gay or straight. It’s just wrong. Women are objectively more attractive than men.
And it must be objectively true because I’m a straight woman and I can see th … what? Why are you giving me that look?
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u/NfamousKaye Alphabet Mafia™ 23h ago
Pride month is an hour away… you still have time (please know I’m just kidding lol)
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 15h ago
Pride month is the time for homosexual experimentation. You can experience the lifestyle commitment free, and have as much gay sex as you like*! And at the end of the 30 day trial period, if you decide you don’t want to continue in the lifestyle then you can just say you were being a good ally. Because if you haven’t had gay sex, you’re homophobic. Happy Pride Month!
*sex partners not included or guaranteed as part of the trial. We recommend sourcing partners from reputable suppliers and remind that consent is compulsory.
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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Gender Queer™ 14h ago
Wait, are you saying pride month is like gaycation?
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 14h ago
Yeah kinda. But also a lot more like a heterosexual purge, where all repressed acts of depraved homosexual curiosity and longing are permitted and encouraged. Suck a dick, change your pronouns, howl at the moon! You could even try wearing a fun hat!
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u/Thin_Salary1153 13h ago
DAMN! I have been attending gay pride since the 80's and missed all this!!! Why does God hate me?
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 13h ago
Like a spiteful, narcissistic, toxic mother, God hates all her most fabulous children. HAIL SATAN! HAPPY PRIDE!
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u/NfamousKaye Alphabet Mafia™ 1d ago
Women are more attractive than men. Let’s just be real. I just think women are neat.
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u/PablomentFanquedelic 4h ago
I mean, they kinda have to be, given how society expects women to put in so much effort to be considered presentable!
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u/TricolorCat Gayly gay gay 17h ago
If you are a women it is gay. Otherwise it’s straight or whatever label you want if you’re an enby.
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u/shangri-laschild 6h ago
I mean I’m pretty sure at one point he said enjoying sex with a woman was gay, so according to him yes.
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u/Raccoons-trsh 16h ago
I mean woman are female, female most times goes along with feminin. Liking feminin stuff is gay. Most dudes are masculine, liking masculine stuff isn't gay. So I think a man liking femboys and feminine woman is gay. Liking masculine man or masculine woman is straight. I hope this helps.
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u/SimpForFictionGirls 1d ago
“I have no brain and I must scream”
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u/Glaucus92 1d ago
They have misogyny'd themselves back to ancient Greece, damn.
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u/Almainyny 1d ago
“It’s not gay if you’re not getting penetrated.” - Andrew Tate two years from now.
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u/BitersBlock 1d ago
He'll turn his manospere clone fanboys into his own personal harem and convince them that it's not gay and they will all have OF profiles by 2029.
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u/UristMcMagma 1d ago
"It's not gay if he pulls out." - Andrew Tate five years from now.
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u/MintyCoolness 9h ago
That's the whole reason Caesar got roasted to hell and back. Not because he had a male lover...but he was the bottom.
Time is a flat circle~
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u/kaiser_kerfluffy 6h ago
As iron sharpens iron so doth frotting make harder men - old man tate probably
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u/Fast-Ads-7587 6h ago
That's generous. My guess is he's already there. It strikes me as someone who would frequent a bathhouse(not that there's anything wrong with that).
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u/wii_board_type_trash Radicalised by the likes of Greta Thunberg 1d ago
i’ve said this for a while, but i genuinely think that alpha male ideology will eventually loop around to where they say being gay is the most alpha male thing you can do
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u/ChipsTheKiwi 1d ago
That's basically what was going on with Ancient Greece
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u/ThePrussianGrippe Straight™ 23h ago
“Slow your horses there. We didn’t just have sex with other men because we enjoyed it. We also did it because we really hated women, too!”
shows Ancient Greeks videos of Andrew Tate
“Yeah, like that!”
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u/Jhonka86 1d ago
This is literally a joke in The Stormlight Archive.
Drehy,” Kaladin said, “you are literally courting a man.” “So?” Drehy said. “Yeah, what are you saying, Kal?” Skar snapped. “Nothing! I just thought Drehy might empathize….” “That’s hardly fair,” Drehy said. “Yeah,” Lopen added. “Drehy likes other guys. That’s like … he wants to be even less around women than the rest of us. It’s the opposite of feminine. He is you could say extra manly.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago
Meanwhile you have the manly-man's manly-man femboy Dalinar.
[Oathbringer] He's a femboy because on Roshar, reading/writing are feminine, but he does them anyway. World's most badass femboy.
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u/ProfoundBeggar Kinky Bi™ 1d ago
Courtesy of 30 Rock, and the character of Devon Banks, "Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets."
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u/superthotty 1d ago
They should buy an island and all move there
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u/thecraftybear is it gay to love your kids? 1d ago
There's a conveniently located island that has seen some pretty revolting stuff, it can easily hold some ultracels.
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u/wii_board_type_trash Radicalised by the likes of Greta Thunberg 1d ago
yeah and leave us all alone
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u/BizSilver5013 8h ago
I've unironically met gay men who think this very thing.
The way they treat women and trans people, however, leaves a lot to be desired.
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u/thurn_und_taxis 13h ago
Australian comic Steve Hughes has a great bit about this: https://youtu.be/h5VliEjyohM?si=iJzw8lUbcgXO8gt0
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u/Pokabrows 3h ago
I think that might be for the best? Like hopefully they are just busy having fun together and so aren't spending quite as much time hating on women.
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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 1d ago
I know this was a joke a while ago, did he go full parody of himself? Like this ain't real, right?
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u/thejadedfalcon 1d ago
It's not real as far as I can tell. Asmongold's portion is, but if Tate made this reply, it's deleted. Given he clearly isn't ashamed of his entire existence, as evidenced by it continuing, it's much more likely that it's someone rightfully taking the piss.
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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 1d ago
Gotcha.
That asmonshowers quote, though. Societal pressure tells women they have to put a lot of effort to be considered attractive (though that's not true) then uses that as a basis for his claim. Um your presupposition is based on the wrong part of reality. Check yourself, mate.
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u/BreezyBee7 1d ago
"It's gay as a man to think women are more attractive than men."
It's gotta be satire, please...
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u/AliceTheOmelette Trans™ 1d ago
Tate thrives off attention to stay relevant. Sharing his posts is exactly what he wants
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u/Alexhite 15h ago
I hear that, but I think this subreddit is specifically dedicated to sharing people’s terrible opinions and won’t have a receptive audience that will grow his platform here.
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u/dissidentmage12 1d ago
Asmongold thinking his cockroach dusted ass can tall about attractiveness is the peak of male arrogance. And Andrew Tate just needs to suck some dicks and realise it's more fun to accept your sexuality than being a woman hating ball bag.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Door399 1d ago
I have to know what “cockroach dusted ass” means - is he roachmaxxing? I don’t know a thing about him but I googled him and he seems like a forgettable face.
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u/dissidentmage12 1d ago
He's had cockroaches running about all over him while on stream I believe and there was the tale about the dead rat he had hanging about in his room stinking the joint out that he used as an alarm clock because when the sun hit it, the smell would wake him. He's a wee freak.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Door399 1d ago
Oh no. Has anyone done a wellness check? I guess I wish I hadn’t asked. This is disturbing.
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u/SpringLow_ is it gay to own an iPhone? 1d ago
and that’s not even the beginning of it, he’s just disgusting
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u/WittyGarbage59 1d ago
Man: "Goddamn women are gorgeous, and sexy, I'm amazed by their beauty" Manosphere: "Are you gay or something?"
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u/PURPELVIRA Kinky Bi™ 1d ago edited 1d ago
Andrew Tate always looks and sounds gay in every context. Did you see the pictures where he’s surrounded by women? He always looks lost in thinking men are more attractive than women.
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u/Creature_Cumfarts 1d ago
I suspect this is fake, but... If real then there's nothing straight about this.
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u/thecraftybear is it gay to love your kids? 1d ago
Damn. I guess i'm gay as fuck, since i've always considered the feminine form superior.
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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 1d ago
I swear to god Andrew Tate sounds like he's doing satire 99% of the time
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u/Skaur_11 Symptom of Moral Decay 1d ago
I would make a joke about him being gay but considering he was trafficking girls I'm unfortunately going to have to face that this level of cognitive dissonance exists, has followers and his vote is equal to everyone else
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u/AdLoose3526 might as well-bian 🤷🏻♀️ 1d ago
It could be both, unfortunately. Sex crimes are often about power and exploitation, and not about sexual attraction. Being a sex trafficker doesn’t preclude him possibly being closeted/in-denial and self-hating.
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u/Zachanassian 🦀🦀🦀🦀 1d ago
lemme get the quote...
To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.
Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.
–Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
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u/TheNullOfTheVoid 1d ago
Okay, Andy Taint isn't losing against the closet door, he's letting the door win.
Sorry, he's letting the door top. He's power bottoming the closet door.
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u/MonoChaos 23h ago
I'm not even sure there is a door anymore. I think it's just a window at this point.
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 1d ago
This HAS to be a fake.
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u/rapidmoose83 1d ago
Bro i literally had to go check twitter, cause i thought surely it must be fake, nope 100% real
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 1d ago
But.. ok.. I wanted to say "he HAS to understand what he is writing. It HAS to be a joke." But I know in my heart of hearts that he fully believes this.
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u/rapidmoose83 1d ago
I would be equally unsurprised if he's just fully grifting and knows how ridiculous it sounds. The incel right wing grift is pretty much a free money glitch.
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u/Wonton_Agamic 4h ago
Did you see it on his Twitter? I tried to look it up on nitter, but I couldn't find it.
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u/indecisive_skull 1d ago
Andrew Tate has also said that a man having sex with a woman is gay if it’s not for procreation
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u/Shygrave 1d ago
Guys, is it gay to be attracted to women?
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u/MonoChaos 23h ago
I mean if you think about, every time you have sex with a woman you are having sex with every man she has ever had sex with.
And that's pretty gay. 🥴
/sarcasm
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u/AggravatingRecipe710 21h ago
-nick fuentes
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u/MonoChaos 21h ago
Wait is that an actual thing he said? Holy fuck I thought I was just being a smartass.
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u/AggravatingRecipe710 21h ago
Yes. Sadly.
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u/aoeuismyhomekeys 1d ago
As a gay man myself, the existence of Asmongold is itself proof women are more attractive than men.
Besides, women are socialized to care about their appearance much more than men, and therefore invest a lot more time, money, and effort into looking presentable than men do, so it shouldn't be a surprise women typically look better. Sorry to explicitly state the obvious, but there you go.
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u/BitersBlock 1d ago
They say with no sense of irony at all.
This is time in history where these guys have access to the internet in which they can see all the worlds' most gorgeous women. What a time to be alive. The most beautiful women in the world!
And he says men are prettier.
I guess that's because we also live in a time in which we can see the world's most gorgeous men but come on.
These poor closeted man children. Can someone help them leave women alone please?
Anyone know what to do to help them get the rest of the way down that road because I think they are running out of closet space and they are abusing women as projection en masse.
Anyone think it will ever happen?
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u/xerses24 1d ago
So I got bullied for being gay in school for finding men attractive and now it’s gay to like women? Typical
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u/Ranger-Icy 1d ago
This reminds me of Will Arnetts character in 30 Rock.
“You’re the gay one! Wanting to spend the rest of your life with a woman, how gay is that? You have to win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.”
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u/MonoChaos 23h ago
Ngl personally it's low-key wild to me to hear that line came out of a Will Arnett character when his role I am most familiar with is Bojack Horseman, a character who, despite all of his faults and toxic behavior, is nothing but accepting towards the LGBT community.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago
Every fuckin time I see two awful people who are either both gay or both homophobic mentioned in the same context, I'm gonna make this joke.
With that said, ANDREW TATE AND ASMONGOLD ARE MARRIED?!
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u/Rath_Brained 1d ago
Dudes, just say you are gay.
It's 2026. We been progressive for years. Just come out already and live a happier life. Except you, Andrew Tate. Fuck you.
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u/NfamousKaye Alphabet Mafia™ 1d ago
I’m telling you if they’d just admit that and find male companions half the country’s violence epidemic would be solved. Like… it’s 2026. It’s okay to admit you like the company of other men.
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u/Marcopolo985 21h ago
There are two options or are coming out in their stupid way or they are so deep in the closet that they are already in Narnia
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u/RelativelyRidiculous 1d ago
I take great umbrage at being lumped in with Andrew Tate. Aside from questionable whether he is actually straight, I don't believe he's more than half human at best.
But yeah if he's what you think of when you think of straight then we're definitely not ok.
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u/MonoChaos 23h ago
Will that guy just come out of the closet already!? It's 2026. The only people who are gonna hate on him for being gay are the people who aren't worth even remembering, let alone talking to.
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u/SassyTheSkydragon 22h ago
I'm not sure if these dides are just doing it for clicks or of they're so deep on the closet they're visiting Narnia
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u/AggravatingRecipe710 21h ago
Who is he trying to convince anymore bc we all know he is into men…it’s clear as day.
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u/FreudIsTheWrongest 12h ago
Can we also note that these aren't just the gayest tweets, but also the most bottom tweets we ever found?
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u/Wooden-Candle-9112 We are not okay, and me neither. 1d ago
Are the straights ok ❎
Are the very obvious closeted gays with internalised homophobia ok ✅
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u/maarshiexcry mirror mirror on the wall, whos the gayest of them all? Me 17h ago
Gayest thing ive seen all day
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u/MintyCoolness 9h ago
"You have to be really gay to think women are more attractive than men."
Do these guys not HEAR themselves???
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u/molotovzav 6h ago
I think it's super rich them saying that. They aren't a bastion of attractiveness. Andrew Tate is the definition of a butter face, he just tries really hard to cover up his sub average face. I'm only taking about looks cause they brought them up top. I see men every day more attractive than them two. On average I see way more moderately attractive women with no makeup on. I'm not even a lesbian I can just appreciate when a woman is beautiful. Attractiveness isn't typically something you need to be a certain sexuality to see. But the way these guys talk about it... It veers into homoeroticism.
I'm a big Dune fan, and this is gonna sound nerdy but whatever, everyday what Emperor Leto says about male armies and their teenage homoerotic tendencies plays in my head. Frank Herbert was definitely far from woke when it came to lgbtq issues, but I think he nailed the manosphere and boys clubs. They tend to have teenage boy level homoerotic tendencies.
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u/Vamparael Straight™ 1d ago
Straight dude in his 40s here. The ideocracy of this timeline is crazy and for decades I’m becoming more and more aware of women struggles with toxic masculinity, including violent and deadly stuff, and I get it, women have it worse by far, but I can’t stop thinking about how I feel that women, LGBTQ people, and “woke” men focus so much on the priority of defeating patriarchy and toxic masculinity that we keep pushing aside straight men struggles.
Seriously, I get it, I support “woke” causes and I’m always open to become more aware and empathetic, but I also feel bad for those men wasting their lives on following toxic archetypes or public figures, hateful and stupid ideologies, closing their minds to the truth.
In our efforts to bring progress to women and non straight people we abandoned traditional men, we destroyed so much toxic masculinity and misogyny but we didn’t took care enough to rebuild masculinity in a healthy way, so, those grifters saw the opportunity to take advantage of that emptiness and now we have the manosphere, and all these stupid people in power and influencing our lives and the minds of the youth.
If I had a daughter I would be terrified, we are literally stepping back from progressive values because of the ignorant resentful men we helped to create.
No, in general, straight men are not ok today, and it’s very sad not just because of the victims, but because is sad to see people become more stupid or even monsters.
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