r/AntiVegan • u/vu47 All the meats are belong to me 🥩🍖🍗🥚🧀🥓🍴🤤 • 4d ago

Bad angsty vegan poetry

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My version:

"Rug"

I had sex on you today... four times.

It was pretty fucking awesome.

It would have been five but my genitals were starting to hurt from all the rubbing.

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u/maarshiexcry local leftist <3 4d ago

How is this blob of words considered poetry

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u/vu47 All the meats are belong to me 🥩🍖🍗🥚🧀🥓🍴🤤 3d ago

They're vegan: the fact that they can hold a pen and move it on paper or type on a keyboard given all the deficiencies from their ED is already a miracle.

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u/Lustyhitter 4d ago

This nutter wants to sound oh so profound. It reads like something from an art film.

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u/The-Devil-Cat 4d ago

lol I have a gorgeous caribou rug

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u/vu47 All the meats are belong to me 🥩🍖🍗🥚🧀🥓🍴🤤 3d ago

Oh yeah? Well, I have gorgeous caribou rug envy.

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u/RemoteCow3936 the vegans stole meat from snoo:snoo_angry: 3d ago

yeah let's compare our rugs as antivegan as we can

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u/cindybubbles 3d ago

Vegans forget how we humans wouldn’t have survived without animals.

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 1d ago

And that we are them

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 evil omnivore 4d ago edited 4d ago

I had sex on you today... four times. It was pretty fucking awesome. It would have been five but my genitals were starting to hurt from all the rubbing.