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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

Careful, you’re going to hurt the snowflakes’ feelings

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

I don't believe in God. Oh noes

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u/Fatalaros 13d ago

Jesus does get depicted differently in different parts of the world (i.e. Ethiopia, Korea) so why would he being portrayed white cause a stir? Bad argument.

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u/Knight-SirMarshal 13d ago

People like you give a shit, famously so.

But the real reason is because Jesus is depicted in the eyes of his followers. White Jesus is European Jesus, Asia and Africa equally have regional versions that look more like them but not more like the "original" Jesus.

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

lol so it is about the principle or not?

I don’t really care about Jesus or the casting, I’m just pointing out how it’s only when people who look a certain way get put in the spotlight that it’s a huge deal. Jesus “it’s in the eye of the beholder” but also it’s not for another character in a fictional story with gods and a cyclops? Yeah ok, you guys are just too sensitive that you can’t see an argument for its merit, it’s always gotta turn into a victim complex.

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u/Knight-SirMarshal 13d ago

Yes, we know you don't truly care.

You're comparing two different things and claiming they are the same. Jesus is a central figure of Christianity, the son of God in a global religion practiced on every continent. Whilst Helen of Troy is a character from the cultural storytelling and mythology of Greece.

Your argument has no merit, and is trying to apply the same principle to different situations.

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago edited 13d ago

You’re saying we have to be “true” to fictional characters but can take liberties with people you assume were “real”. How is “the fake thing has to be real but the real thing can be edited” something you can say while saying someone else’s argument has no merit. Wouldn’t you want the “real”, more important person to be more accurate? I can’t believe you typed that last reply thinking it was good instead of just seeing you’re showing how ridiculous your logic is.

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u/Knight-SirMarshal 13d ago

That's a lot of words to say you didn't understand what I said.

Jesus isn't changed because he was a real person, but because he is a symbol of a global religion, and is supposed to be the son of God, created in our image.

Helen of Troy on the other hand is a character from a cultural story and mythology rooted in Greece.

Perhaps this would be more understandable if the mythology was non-White / European, and we cast white actors in it, and called it white washing?

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u/Knight-SirMarshal 13d ago

You keep failing to understand, and I'm not sure if this is a genuine inability to comprehend, or willful ignorance.

We're clearly going in loops now, and yet you simply can't comprehend even the most basic things I've said. Even the fact you think "Our image" is "so white" proves that you've failed to read and comprehended me, because I quite notably pointed out African and Asian Jesus, who is created to look like them rather than White or Middle Eastern Jesus.

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

This whole thing is over a black Helen, fucking imagine the absolute melt down if Mel Gibson had casted a black dude to play Jesus and then tell me you’re still seriously thinking this is a good point. Or don’t, that’s fine too. If you can’t let it go, I will. Since you’re not bound by good faith or logic then I’m kind of the idiot for still interacting with you if I’m being honest.

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u/KirbyBucketts 13d ago

Helen of Troy on the other hand is a character from a cultural story and mythology rooted in Greece.

True, I remember reddit's outrage at "O Brother, Where Art Thou"....The Soggy Bottom Boys couldn't add one rebetiko to the setlist?? Hollywood elites and their Bluegrass-washing as always.

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u/LimpAd1859 13d ago

People like you give a shit and mention it all the time lol, even though Jesus is far more likely to have looked white than Helen of Troy is to have looked black.

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

“How dare a director take artistic liberty with a fictional story that includes gods and cyclops?”

But also

“How dare you not grant me nuance when addressing historical and prevalent white washing?”

lol clutch your pearls harder, you little snowflake

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u/LimpAd1859 13d ago

Imagine getting triggered by being called out for hypocrisy and then calling others snowflakes, have you no self-awareness?

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

lol already down to the “NO YOU!” strategy? You’re the one asking to treat white washing with nuance

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u/AbsMcLargehuge 13d ago

Bruh, you absolutely sound like a snowflake. Textbook

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u/LimpAd1859 13d ago

Lashing out and calling people snowflakes because you got triggered doesn't give you a monopoly on calling out that behaviour my friend.

You’re the one asking to treat white washing with nuance

If you think facts are something that shouldn't be acknowledged then you are way too far gone lmao.

Jesus was a Jewish person, Jewish people still exist today my friend, and some of them look "white" and some don't.

You know who also exist today? Indigenous Greek people, and they're not in any way black like sub-Saharan Africans.

If anyone is treating "white washing with nuance" it's you and your "artistic liberty" garbage. Why is Jesus being white not "artistic liberty" despite the Bible also including gods and fantastical elements?

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u/Harry_Saturn 13d ago

Lol yeah I bet dudes born 2000 years ago near Bethlehem were pale with long straight light brown hair and blue eyes. Yeah that sounds like a fact for sure.

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u/LimpAd1859 13d ago

Lol yeah only people who have blonde hair and blue eyes are white. Sometimes you people sound more racist than the KKK lmao.

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u/OkBattle9871 13d ago

In Greek mythology Cassiopeia, "the vain and beautiful queen of Aethiopia" is black. Her daughter, Andromeda, beautiful enough to challenge the beauty of the nymphs, is also black.

Lupita Nyong'o is a model and conventionally attractive.

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u/Dukkulisamin 13d ago

So if a beautiful white woman were to be cast as Cassiopeia or Andromeda would that also be fine?

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u/OkBattle9871 13d ago

You mean like how white artists have been depicting them for thousands of years despite them canonically being from the Sudan region of current day Africa?

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u/Dukkulisamin 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Why would it be a problem if they are played by beautiful women?

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u/digitalime 13d ago edited 13d ago

Thats already been a thing! White people don’t make a fuss over that. It’s only when they see a non-white person getting portrayed in a role they think a white person is entitled to that it’s an issue. How quickly the moaning about accuracy stops when white people are being casted inaccurately. Nowhere near the same amount of backlash.

Because its not about accuracy. It’s about keeping things white. It’s extremely obvious. No one with a brain is going to take this whining about historical accuracy seriously when we’ve seen what you handwave away and selectively apply it to non-whites.

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u/Dukkulisamin 13d ago

Maybe to some people, but I think most people want consistency and don’t like race swaps in general. Also, did you just miss the years of outrage over white people being miscast as other ethnicities?

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

No, we are tired of DEI. Not sure why Hollywood hasn't gotten the memo - you make politics more important than the movie, I'll just not go see the movie. Simple as.

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u/digitalime 13d ago

Why do people keep saying Lupita is bald? Can racists not see hair either?

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u/CocoTheCoin 13d ago

So you're telling me Greek ships have never been to Africa? Greece and Egypt are literally next door to each other. US education is madness.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

No, they never traded with Africa. But they have been to Boston it seems

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u/CC-5576-05 13d ago

Are you implying that Egyptians are black?

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u/digitalime 13d ago

Do you think Egypt always had the Arab demographics we see today?

There’s literally still native black Egyptians today.
Over the course of history many different races occupied Egypt. This idea it was completely monoracial is just some failure of American education system.

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u/CC-5576-05 13d ago

You do understand that the Arabs didn't displace the old Egyptians right? Their rulers converted to Islam or were conquered by Muslims. The people are the same they just speak a different language.

Of course there has always been some migration across the Sahara, but not in any large numbers, the Egyptians and the rest of northern Africa are and have always been about the same skin tone as the rest of the people around the Mediterranean.

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u/CocoTheCoin 13d ago

During Egypt's 25th Dynasty. These rulers originated from the Kingdom of Kush (modern-day Sudan and southern Egypt) and brought significant Nubian culture to the Egyptian throne.

Short answer: yes , there is black people in egyptian civilisation

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u/AnExpertInThisField 13d ago

What does this have to do with Helen of Troy? She was the daughter of Zeus and a Spartan queen. Did Greeks interact with Egypt, and thus perhaps have a few folks looking like Lupita walking through the streets of Sparta? Maybe. But was Queen Leda of sub-Saharan African ancestry? No chance.

Personally, I don't care who Hollywood casts into movies. If they want Lupita playing Helen in the Odyssey or Jon Hamm taking lead role in the next Genghis Khan biopic, who gives a shit as far as I'm concerned. But let's not pretend either one is an accurate portrayal of what these two people would have looked like.

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

Egyptians have and had a lot of dark skinned people.

Greeks also frequently interacted, traded with, and wed Ethiopians. The name “Ethiopia” is literally from the Greeks.

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u/batmans420 13d ago

Lupita is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood not just "a bald Black women" lol

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

Beauty is subjective honey. And she isn't even attractive to me. But ya know, gotta make sure we check all the DEI boxes!

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u/batmans420 13d ago

Even if you're not personally attracted to her you should be able to recognize that she's conventionally attractive and if that's subjective surely the casting doesn't bother you

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

Race swapping someone for political reasons is not okay, also - sorry she isn't even mildly attractive to me.

It's okay! Nolan doesn't have a spine, I'll just not go see the movie. No big deal.

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u/batmans420 13d ago

Lol ok at least you won't watch it just to complain

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

Why would I spend money on something that I think is stupid?

Hollywood will eventually catch back up with the times, I'm looking forward to the right person getting the job instead of checking a box for diversities sake.

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u/batmans420 13d ago

Good luck with that man

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u/gatorsfan5192 13d ago

Thanks for not doing the typical reddit thing and calling names, have a great day!

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u/slaskel92 13d ago

Are you upset Ralph Fiennes had a machine gun in Coriolaus as well?

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

What does her being bald have to do with anything? Is Helen known for her hair?

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u/OkBattle9871 13d ago

She isn't bald. She has short hair.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

She can also wear a wig for a movie, like many actors do

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u/AblatAtalbA 13d ago

Yes, Homer describes her hair as beautiful and shining

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

Ok I see. Thank you.

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

I’m just trying to understand

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

No you’re not

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

Then what am I trying to do? I haven’t read the Odyssey maybe her having long luscious hair is a big part of it idk. But you know my motives better than I do I guess, so I’d like to know

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

I dunno. But trying to understand is clearly not what you’re doing.

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

Sounds like you don’t even know what you’re doing

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

that’s only because subtext and critical thinking is difficult for you. I know what I’m doing. I’m dismissing your bullshit.

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u/anthonyg1500 13d ago

Lol I thought you said you didn't know what I was doing? But the thing that you don't know is bullshit? That thing being, asking if Helen's hair is important or highlighted in a book that I haven't read. Idk who you're mad at dude, but it isn't me.

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