r/vexillology Jan 23 '26

Fictional I made a dystopian flag where the United States controls the world

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u/439115 Jan 23 '26

and they would put china in the middle of the flag?

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u/Space_Narwal Jan 23 '26

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u/Round-Coat1369 Jan 23 '26

我拿走这张表情包,以便它可以被人民党使用。

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u/serious_sarcasm Earth (Cadle) Jan 23 '26

Get rid of the stars, continents, and eagle, and you have The Radiant Boob flag.

The Radiant Boob flag is perfect for an Earth System Republic when the Asteroid Wars start.

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u/Batais Jan 24 '26

No those are Michelin stars, keep them 

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u/SluttyCosmonaut Jan 23 '26

Middle Kingdom I guess

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u/Superb_Conflict9543 Jan 26 '26

The united states of china, duh

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u/kauepgarcia Bikini Bottom Jan 24 '26

To be fair, most people from the US wouldn't even know where China is on that map

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u/ImGonnaBeatU22 Jan 24 '26

This is genuinely just false information and social media pandering. I guarantee if you asked 10 average American High schoolers, they would all know where China is on a map. We're not cognitively disabled. I have no idea where this misinformation even comes from, besides obviously biased social media posts and not statistics.

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u/2localboi Jan 24 '26

I would love to see this tested out IRL can’t lie

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u/ImGonnaBeatU22 Jan 24 '26

Me too. I know we would disprove this horrendous consensus.

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u/halberdierbowman Jan 24 '26

You mean Asian America, the big blob on the left buttcheek? Where Mexico paid us to build the Great Wall of America for Mulan to defeat the Huns? That's where Chinese restaurants are from?

-- a super bigly educated American

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u/Wandering__Bear__ Jan 23 '26

I’d imagine the hemispheres would flip sides and the western would overlap the eastern.

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u/mintyicedream Cascadia • British Columbia Jan 23 '26

And would actually be in the west :P

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u/Yenokh Jan 23 '26

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u/RealmKnight New Zealand Jan 24 '26

Shh, we don't want to be on this one.

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u/Eragon10401 Jan 24 '26

You guys fitted solid rocket boosters to the South Island and are currently about to land it in the crater of Olympus Mons

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u/Martiantripod Australia Jan 24 '26

It's being towed outside the environment.

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u/RealmKnight New Zealand Jan 24 '26

I like this timeline

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u/BetaThetaOmega Jan 24 '26

New Zealand is the last bastion of the resistance in this timeline. The revolution will live and die in Auckland, but it will be free.

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u/heilhortler420 Jan 23 '26

ARRRROOOOOO

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u/rocbolt Colorado Jan 24 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

Good Ole Freebie of the United States of Earth. Earthica!! Need to use a top down view of Earth like on the Useless Nations flag.

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u/MontiBurns Jan 23 '26

I would also like to express my fondness for that particular flag.

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u/AnonymousFordring United States (1776) Jan 23 '26

why would the US use a German eagle

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u/BusyMorning6469 Jan 24 '26

ehhh... history
(thus, the german eagle is used as symbolism)

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u/RadamirLenin Jan 24 '26

Because the US is the 4th Reich

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u/lokey_convo Jan 30 '26

With a lot of help from China and Russia a minority of ass hats are certainly hoping that'll happen.

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u/RadamirLenin Feb 03 '26

China and Russia have nothing to do with AmeriKKKa's homemade hitler particles

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u/lokey_convo Feb 03 '26

All the threads were there but they helped weave the rope.

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u/implementatio Jan 24 '26

Because the recent reasons

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u/ChainringCalf Madison • Charlie Jan 24 '26

Revive the British lion, maybe? 

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u/Icecold_Antihero Jan 23 '26

Earth boobs

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u/tjmaxal Jan 24 '26

Everybody likes boobs ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/RadicalSoda_ Jan 27 '26

They're the eagle's balls

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u/Dickastigmatism Jan 23 '26

Using a Nazi Reichsadler is a little on the nose and doesn't make much sense for America, a bald eagle like the one Great Seal would be more appropriate.

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u/Good_Show_2656 Jan 23 '26

Yeah, I was gonna say, why would the US use a reichsadler in this situation?

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u/implementatio Jan 24 '26

More appropriate? Yes. More relevant? No.

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u/kauepgarcia Bikini Bottom Jan 24 '26

I agree it's a little on the nose, but... *gestures broadly at everything*

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u/Available_Doughnut15 Jan 23 '26

I think the United States would be on the left boob if we made the flag.

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u/Klanderhaus Jan 23 '26

why is it that all the "dystopian" worlds where the "fascists" run humanity always go hard as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Genuinely, fascism relies a lot on appealing aesthetics to build and keep a base of supporters

Fascism is all about emotion, and impressive aesthetics have a greater emotional effect.

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u/tjmaxal Jan 24 '26

Because that’s what fascists do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 Australia Jan 23 '26

what the hell did the IMF do to all the islands? Tasmania is going through mitosis

Might be better to use different globes but otherwise very fascist USA with the eagle

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u/Thin_Pin2863 Jan 23 '26

Still no NZ on the map though 😂

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u/cx2jm Jan 23 '26

Because NZ has been emancipated

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u/tjmaxal Jan 24 '26

From existence

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u/aspearin Jan 23 '26

Suggestion would be to equate the number of stars to the number of continents.

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u/Revierez Tennessee Jan 23 '26

Why would there be a Nazi Reichsadler, Imperial Japanese sunrays, and China in the center?

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u/TDbar Jan 23 '26

Why would the western hemisphere be on the eastern side of the flag?

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u/kaiser_jake Sicily Jan 23 '26

Ahhhhhh my fellow Earthicans!!

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u/vonhoother Jan 23 '26

Our Dear Leader would like it better if there was more gold on it.

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u/Affectionate-Lab2557 Jan 23 '26

From sea to shining sea to shining sea to shining...

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u/v_ch_k Jan 24 '26

Thankfully this does not accurately represent the current world situation, right ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

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busy spectacular flag toy bells plough doll library axiomatic money

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u/asonson99 Jan 23 '26

Thanks! I hate it

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u/Thatlazybro Jan 23 '26

IYKYK

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u/You8mypizza Prussia Jan 24 '26

Jibun wo!

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Jan 23 '26

this flags dope. glad NZ is safe

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u/matar_zahav123569 Jan 23 '26

NZ was used as a nuke test site and bombed into irrelevance. We’re very sorry for your loss

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u/Eddy-with-a-Y Jan 23 '26

This is really cool! Do the 3 stars symbolise anything, or is it just a stylistic choice?

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u/Elegant_River_8023 Jan 24 '26

It represents the past, present, and future.

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u/Eddy-with-a-Y Jan 24 '26

Very cool, thank you :3

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u/carrot_gummy Jan 23 '26

[Pessimistic comment about how they kind of already do]

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u/soingee Jan 24 '26

Those holdouts in Antarctica will fall in line soon. It's only a matter of time.

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u/OverUnderOver2001 Jan 24 '26

the United States of Everyone

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u/JetHawklol998212 Jan 24 '26

USA❌ USE✅

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u/measure2times Jan 24 '26

Suggest seven stars, to represent the seven continents. Feels like something America would do.

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u/Klingenberg1251 Jan 24 '26

Looks cool asf

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha NATO • Afghanistan Jan 26 '26

I think you mean utopian.

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u/Elegant_River_8023 Jan 23 '26

The three stars represent the past, present, and future.

The eagle represents strength and control over the world.

The stripes represent the expansion of American power.

I got these globes from the coat of arms of the International Monetary Fund, in case anyone was curious.

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u/CaiusMax Jan 23 '26

I don't get it. The USA never won a world cup, let alone 3.

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u/Otter_Absurdity Jan 23 '26

Pretty cool flag 👍🏼

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u/JedaiGuy Sicily Jan 24 '26

What do you mean “dystopian”??

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u/Visual_Plankton1089 Jan 24 '26

I made a dystopian flag where the United States controls the world

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u/gg1ggy Jan 23 '26

so like how many states is that

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u/romulusnr Cascadia • New England Jan 23 '26

Can't wait for the CJ sub repost with just the current US flag

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u/Extrimland Jan 23 '26

Why is there two icelands?

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u/evzsmurf Jan 23 '26

Please god don't give them any more ideas 😭

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u/AnyArcher8588 Jan 23 '26

My fellow Earthicans 

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u/Business-Hurry9451 Jan 24 '26

Colours need to change, dark, almost black, blue and blood red.

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u/prince-matthew Jan 24 '26

Am I correct in saying that the three Stars represent America, Afro-Eurasia and Oceania.

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u/gangleskhan Jan 24 '26

Looks like butt cheeks.

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u/ballrus_walsack Jan 24 '26

New Zealand in tatters

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u/gothnate Jan 24 '26

Change the blue to black. More fitting. Blue stands for Justice on the US flag.

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u/Karlitu7 Jan 24 '26

Why would they use the former german Eagle?

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u/Unfair-Frame9096 Jan 24 '26

I would really have the eagle sticking its claws onto both globes...

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u/implementatio Jan 24 '26

Less dystopian than the BOARD of PEACE symbol, somehow.

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u/Skortingsdiner New Mexico Jan 24 '26

BALLS

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u/The_NrmlGuy1118 Philippines Jan 24 '26

America, not Germany

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u/CHNLNK Jan 24 '26

Starship troopers

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u/Top-Economist9579 Jan 24 '26

Now do one where Israel controls America

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u/CameraPlan Jan 25 '26

No way they would let the western hemisphere come second.

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u/Onzaie1 Jan 25 '26

“dystopian?”

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u/Mr_Perfect_94 Jalisco, Mexico • Tulsa Jan 25 '26

My thought exactly

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u/KaiserScheissepost Jan 25 '26

Brother really thinks there's a United States of America post 2100 🥀

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u/hegroj Jan 25 '26

Burn the flag

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u/Gratitude2r_JLIP Jan 25 '26

Well man I hate to break it to you, but I’ll get that done before the end of the century and that’s not our flag

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u/Elegant-Scheme9589 Philippines Jan 25 '26

irl rn

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u/OpenKale64 Jan 26 '26

Canadian resistance

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u/RadioactivSamon Jan 26 '26

Epic 👍🏻

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u/IDontGiveAFAnymore Jan 27 '26

“My life for Super Earth!”

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u/Cute_Zone_6401 Jan 27 '26

Dystopian? Don’t you mean utopian?

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u/Jan_Domestos_9870 Jan 27 '26

United States Of America ❌

United States Of Earth ✅

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u/TheGrandMorbidius Jan 28 '26

Very accurate, the US would be the country to make their flag a picture of the president's balls sized up

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u/Nutty_42 Jan 23 '26

It's called NATO

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u/BrooklynRobot Jan 23 '26

The earth should be flat.

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u/Submarine_Pirate Jan 23 '26

Putting the hemispheres on the wrong sides is rage bait

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u/apadin1 Jan 23 '26

Bollocks

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u/DrPepperKerski Jan 24 '26

United States of AssMerica

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u/jsantos-1 Jan 23 '26

The obesity and mass shootings would be massive lmaooo

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u/kauepgarcia Bikini Bottom Jan 24 '26

I don't think they would put a map on the flag, considering USians knowledge of geography

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u/toonfan74 Jan 23 '26

but this will be the flag in three years… except it will say Trump across the top (NOT meant as a good thing)

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u/thesixfingerman Bern • Wales Jan 23 '26

Not enough gold

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u/txby432 Jan 23 '26

Calling it now, this will unironically be adopted by the right or at least groups within it.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Jan 23 '26

TruthSocial this to Trump. I bet he'd love it.

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u/Majestic-Owl-5801 Jan 24 '26

Well. You could just have used the regular flag, because we seem to thing we already do.