This has never happened to me with nonvegan soups. I am a shef (see second and third slides). I know what I'm doing. Being vegan is so hard. The tofu won't cooperate.

🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤦‍♀️ so disgusting, I immediately had to go suckle my backyard cow(husband)!!

Hey everyone! I've been looking for other vegans to do activism with, but for some reason they all bail on me and my husband when we tell them we want gays put to death and immigrants sent to concentration camps. We just can't find reasonable people who can find a middle ground of loving animals and hating minorities. Does anyone know where we can find MAGA vegans who hate intersectionality as much as we do? Much love 💕

its used like derogatory like "this game sucks" - "this game's dogwater" for all the old people

Now let me eat my fat corpse burger in peace.

My husband's client invited us over to slaughter a baby on a table. I don't slaughter babies personally, but he has to go schmooze them into signing a contract so we're definitely going. Anyway should I show up with a pumpkin to carve instead and say "I hope you don't mind"? Or should I OFFER to bring a pumpkin to carve and just tell them "I don't slaughter babies" and maybe bring more pumpkins in case they change their mind? I don't want to turn this into a night of activism, I just want to watch them enjoy chopping up the baby and I'll sit there quietly with my pumpkin while my husband begs them for money. If they were my friends I would tell them I only carve pumpkins and be more vocal about it while they chop up the baby.