r/smashbros Dec 13 '13

Meta Hello all, Samox here - creator of The Smash Brothers documentary mini-series - AMA!

This is my first AMA since the release of the documentary series. If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend the remastered version with enhanced audio - The Smash Brothers.

I'll be back to start answering questions at 3pm EST. Until then, enjoy this special treat - one of the extra content pieces I've been working on for the donors: Stubborn Jigglypuff

EDIT: Okay - I'm gonna go eat food. I'll be back in an hour to answer more questions! EDIT2: Back! Answering more questions. EDIT 3: OKAY! Done for now. If I drink a little more, I may have Badlarry and Gamesbest get on here, but I think I'm spent. Check my twitter: https://twitter.com/_samox_ or website: www.eastpointpictures.com for updates on future projects or the youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/EastPointPictures for more stuff. LOVE YOU ALL. I'LL TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON. MORE TO COME! :P

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u/-samox- Dec 13 '13

LOL. (as if it's a christmas story you're reading your children:) Once upon an early morning, I was waiting at Boston's Back Bay station at 5am when all of a sudden, a crazy guy grabbed my camera bag and said he had a gun! When he turned his back, I speared him into the wall with as much force as I could muster and down smashed him as hard as I could. When I eventually got him to release the bag, he pulled out a needle and jabbed at my face, screaming, "I've got AIDS!". Not wishing to get the AIDS, I let him take the bag, but knowing full well my weekend at APEX 2012 would be for not if I didn't have a camera, I chased him down the tracks. Knowing that crackheads typically can't use cameras but can use money, I offered him 20 bucks for the bag. Out of breath, he countered with 40. I handed him 30 and took my camera bag and my other belongings and barely made it onto my train in time. In 8 months, the fine people of the MBTA Police were able to track him down and now he's doing 2.5 behind bars. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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u/needuhLee Dec 13 '13

"and down smashed him as hard as I could"

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u/Rimas_LXBYA Dec 13 '13

I am going to imagine that was a fully charged down smash because any other mental image just doesn't compare

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u/pseudomac Dec 13 '13

But who's down smash?

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u/-samox- Dec 13 '13

LOL. Good question. Probably DK's if memory serves.

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u/Devilsbabe Dec 13 '13

Wow. Major props for your handling of the situation

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u/saiferoth Dec 14 '13

All in the name of Smash