Spotted on IG, not my video so credit goes to @tacomapowered, the OP of the video there. Classic Nissan move - very skillful way to damage two cars with just one bumper.

Can anyone help me identify what the noise might be on my 2012 Nissan Juke Acenta 1.6 petrol?

It usually happens during or shortly after initial acceleration. The only way I can describe it is like the sound of a bird chirping at 5x speed, and it lasts for a few seconds. Seems to be coming from the driver side (right hand side in UK).

I have uploaded an audio recording and it can be heard at:

1) 00:06 for a short second

2) 00:11 - 00:13

3) 00:16 - 00:17

4) 00:22 - 00:25

5) 00:27 - 00:29

At a recent service, the garage acknowledged the sound but said they couldn't see anything wrong.

Thanks for any advice / pointers!

The white one …

Bald tires ✅

Erratic driving ✅

Smoking weed ✅

Expired registration ✅

On the phone ✅

The black one …

Burning oil/ failing engine ✅

Shitty exhaust ✅

Poorly fit front bumper ✅